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2017-11-12 at 8:17 PM UTC in Temple of the Screaming Electron Ressurection thread
Originally posted by Z+K=ZKRON Totse used to be the place everyone ended up when you google "how to make a bomb" or "how to cook meth"
Google those now and see what you get.
For one of those, you used to get my website. ;)
"#1 on Google, mom! I made it! I finally made it!"
Then my host took me down. Boo hoo.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-11-12 at 6:25 PM UTC in Temple of the Screaming Electron Ressurection threadSeriously, what's with everyone trying to rebirth &TOTSE all the time? This website alone is enough rebirth. Let the dead lie, man. We all loved &TOTSE, but the cold hard truth is that the Internet of 2017 and forward isn't the same as 1999-2009's Internet. It's nostalgic for a reason. Just remember &TOTSE fondly, the times you spent, the things you learned, the people you met, and let it go. Be happy with what we have here. Truly the last vestige of the community. I don't know if it could handle another split and break off.
LOOK at us all!
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2017-11-12 at 11:34 PM UTC in If Grimace were to go out last night and get a blowjob...I went out last night. The wind was cold on my face as my lips chapped and cracked into a brittle piece of shit.
"I need to get some lip balm", I said to myself as I walked the lonely street in the bitter cold.
I paused for a moment to glance at the stars...
"What a fucking weird thing..." I thought to myself as I gazed upon the twinkling stars in the deepening blue sky.
Suddenly, Weed Smoker came FLYING around the corner in his WALRUS DICK PURPLE Mitsubishi Gallant. He didn't even see me when he hit me head on. I rolled up on the windshield and exploded into a mass of bone, blood and gore.
Weed Smoker kept on ridin', cuz he's a a rida'.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-11-12 at 11:14 PM UTC in Conflict Shitpile III - Diplomacy Defunct EditionHoly mother of god. Read the entire thread. Every comment.
I need to reflect on all of this before I reply. Good thread though, aldra.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-11-12 at 11:12 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!This is the most sacred thread in this community's existence. There is where all the gossip happens, the revelations, the winnings, the failures. Everyone uses this thread as their Facebook, status updating us all with the shit no one cares about.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-12 at 11:02 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-12 at 10:58 PM UTC in How do you keep yourself from becoming absolutely obsessed with all that is going wrong in the worldHonest answer to the OP:
I just don't give a fuck. I don't read "headline news", I don't watch the news. The only reason I even know what is happening is because of my local TV station that I play during the morning as I get ready for work. They report anything major. Besides that, fuck it. I used to try and keep up with everything and everyone and immerse myself in a bunch of global political nonsense. It's all bullshit, man. Just stop giving a fuck and free yourself.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-29 at 6:52 AM UTC in 2018 OS For MeLinux has never been a "run it and go" OS. Only in recent times has it even begun to taste upon that with distros like Debian, Ubuntu, Mint, etc. (all based on Debian, mind you). Earlier than this, it was live distros like Knoppix which was meant to be "run it and go", or at least, the early attempts at it.
Want to branch out? I know you said you didn't want Slackware, but I still recommend it. It's not at all suited to the every day home user. It's stability minded for linux nerds. You should still know it.
If you want a more user friendly distro, try ElementaryOS. It's heavily themed for "appearance" and many will find similarities to Mac OS.
Like it or love it, the popular distos of today are Debian, Mint, Ubuntu, Fedora, and Arch. All other distros are some flavor of the previous, Debian being the grandaddy of them all.
So if you want a 2018 distro and aren't satisfied with Ubuntu, I would suggest you try Mint as it will be the most familiar to you (in terms of repos) yet different. Or, if you are further along with linux use, build your own OS under Arch Linux with your own desktop environment.
With Linux, there is so many possibilities. If you've been used to Debian-based distros, I would suggest Mint and if that isn't your thing, then branch totally off and build your own with Arch. And if you're rather have something prepackaged that isn't Debian based, go with Slackware.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-11-12 at 12:32 PM UTC in I'm going to eat at Denny's by myself.If I was there with you, we'd be getting a GRAND SLAM BREAKFAST. One for you, one for me. Once the waitress delivered our food, we'd politely thank her, answer "no" when she asks if we need anything else, and then promptly tell her to fuck off when she lingers around our table a little longer than what is acceptable.
I will WOLF DOWN my entire GRAND SLAM BREAKFAST meal, because I feel like I am starving because I have been drinking beer for 5 days straight, missing the loss of a loved one, and not eating any food whatsoever. I gobble down my entire plate and with bacon and eggs still in my mouth, mushed into a strange paste between my teeth, I SLINK under the table and SUCK YOUR DICK.
You moan in ecstasy as I SUCK and you eat your HASHBROWNS. You bite into your EGGS as I CUP your ballsack and deep throat it. Wriggling with pleasure, you barely manage to get your slice of bacon off the plate when I reach around and grab your asscheeks, grip them firmly, and forcefully SLAM your DICK in my THROAT. I time it just as you take the bite of bacon. You wriggle, jerk, convulse, let out an audible "ohhh" as your body CASCADES into a series of VIOLENT shakes and SPASMS and OUNCES and OUNCES of semen squirts from your ROCK HARD DICK.
I crawl out from under the table and stumble out into the night, leaving you with the bill of $37.22. My body would be later found the following day completely mangled and crows have picked out my eyeballs entirely. You stare at the bill as a band of sweat trickles down your face. You know you need to tip your waitress, but you already think a $37 bill is astronomically expensive. You try and juggle your expenses in your mind: "I just won't turn anything on, not my TV, not my computer, not even a light bulb for a week! I'll live under the warmth of a blanket, a good book, and a flashlight"
As you are considering your expenses, a man bursts into the restaurant...
"EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!", he shouts in an excited tone.
"P-Please! I have a daught-.." a woman near him tried to plead before he aimed his sawed-off, pistol grip shotgun at her face and blew her head off. Her mostly headless body crumpled to the floor around her children as they screamed and cried in terror. A pool of blood quickly circled the body and her children held on to her headless body and cried, "NOOOOO, MOMMY!!!!"
Everyone in the restaurant now knows the man with the gun in the middle of Denny's isn't fucking around. He means business.
"Everyone! Get your wallets out, purses out! I want cash! Cash people!!!!!!!" he rages while wildly pointing his rifle at people.
The entire customer base raffled through their back pockets and purses, desperately digging out their wallets and throwing the cash on the floor at his feet. The sight of the growing pile of cash must have aroused him, as he threw his head back and MOANED as he slowly massaged his DICK.
You sit in your little booth, shaking with fear. You have already shit AND pissed your pants. Your stomach churns from the 1/2 gallon of oil you consumed in the Denny's food. You vomit violently directly into your lap. Huge, gushing waterfalls of brown-orange puke with that "sickly sweet" scent of partially digested food and stomach bile.
The robber approaches your booth, interested in why you are violently reacting in such a way. He pulls his dick out of his pants and allows it to UNROLL on the table. It's hideously long. You glare at it and realize you have never seen a dick like this, not one that had to be rolled up like a Fruit-Roll-Up at least...
You take in a deep breath, knowing what must happen when.....
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2017-11-12 at 12:32 PM UTC in I'm going to eat at Denny's by myself.FINISH IT!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-05 at 9:48 PM UTC in Just beat the shit out of scron...I will say, HTS has been in TC and no scron present. Of course, he could be hiding in the closet, out for smokes, etc. We grilled him for details. Apparently, he asked to see the contents of his bag, scron refused, a scuffle unfolded, scron tried to run away, HTS chased after him and caught up to him in a neighbor's yard and then beat the fuck out of him. The neighbors gathered and some got their phones out to call the police. They both fled. HTS claims the police could be coming to his door at any moment.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-05 at 5:33 PM UTC in It isn't rape if you yell "SURPRISE!" before you fuck emI wrapped my hands around the baby's neck and I squeezed with all of my might. The baby attempted to cough and sputter. I cough feel the motions under my intense grip as I watched it's face frozen in a death scream turn red then blue then a deep purple. "I fucking HATE you! I growled at it through gritted teeth as I wrung the last breaths of life from it's body. I then dismembered it and flushed the various pieces down the toilet where it's remains collected amongst HEAPING piles of shit and piss forever and ever. Amen.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-05 at 12:39 PM UTC in i take control HTS account and murdered her entire family wat the fuck u gonna do about it bitchesLet's not let this fizzle out like a thing that never happened. Let's rub, mash, GRIND, and POUND IT in your face and EVERYONE'S FACE, lest they repeat the same mistake that our dear friend HTS did.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-05 at 7:31 AM UTC in Some pics from when I lived with hydroThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-29 at 10:22 AM UTC in sometimes working with software is like erecting a grand structureThe whispering winds of shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-08 at 6:58 PM UTC in youll ever had an its itI did last Tuesday. I will be glad to repay you next Tuesday.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-08 at 5:13 PM UTC in COWARDS and CUCKS incorporatedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-08 at 8:04 PM UTC in When Cats Knead On Your DickThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-08 at 7:29 PM UTC in HerpatitusThey are all curable now. You're FINE.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-08 at 7:51 PM UTC in Sloppy pussy pro tipCountBlah, we do so many things alike.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
