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2017-12-24 at 8:21 PM UTC in I'm pregnant again§m£ÂgØL has full frame horizontal and vertical shots of her but he won't post them because he is terrified of her. She has cucked him.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-12-24 at 3:31 PM UTC in I'm pregnant again
Originally posted by hydromorphone Well… that's news to me. I never was like that when I was pregnant. Most sex acts are not going to hurt the baby. I guess hormones could work the opposite as how I experienced my pregnancy, thus causing a drop in sex-drive, which might contribute to your experiences, but it definitely was not the case for me. My sex drive has improved quite a bit since becoming pregnant with my first child. After I had my son, my tits even became way more sensitive, and I'd literally have orgasms just from beast feeding, or even the mildest of touch from my partner.
You're mistaking me explaining things brought up by comments as me "bragging". I'm not proud of my life, but nor am I going to be ashamed of what it is. It is what it is, the truth. As for justifying prostitution, I'm sorry you seem to have a problem with it. I have no moral qualms with this line of work, although I don't care for it, and ideally would be doing something else. If you've read about anything regarding me, you should be aware one reason I've chosen this line of work, rather than something else is because of my health. I've had a lot of shit that has just gotten worse over time, and to be able to keep things going with not knowing one day to the next if I am going to be so ill I can't move, or well enough to take on a few jobs, this is why this line of work has worked so well for me, at least for the time being. I find it funny (maybe not you specifically, but certainly others here) have no issues with fucking a prostitute, but would turn right around and attempt to shame a prostitute. It's a job like anything else, and has risks like any other job, and luckily enough I am able to minimize those risks. This line of work doesn't hurt anyone else. It's like we've had people on here who've made their living from robbing and burglarizing homes, and some how I'd be the one to get more shit for having sex with someone for money? That's some fucked up reasoning going on there. I just think a lot of people have deep seeded issues regarding sex and relationships with each other, and it comes to the surface during discussions such as these.
I had looked up the MEDIAN hourly wages of Veterinarians, lawyers, dentists, physicians, and some other professions,and their MEDIAN hourly wage was less than $50 an hour, or only slightly above, as I'd stated with regards to dentists and physicians. Considering I don't usually even spend an hour doing what I do on top of that, yeah, BY THE HOUR, I do make more money. Do I work 40 hours a week? Nope, with my health, I don't, nor do I need to to live a comfortable life doing this line of work. I'm not trying to "rub" anyone's face in anything, but when people want to shit on me as a person, and shit on what I do, when they don't even know the half of it, I will make a reply with facts. You make over 150k a year, yes? Good for you. You work hard I imagine. You likely have to deal with people, clients, your employer on a regular basis and sacrificed a lot of time to do that, along with an education too, to get to be doing whatever it is you do. If you're doing something you enjoy doing, even more power to you, but for me, I maybe work 15 hours a week, and I am comfortable with nothing to worry about financially. If I want or can't work a specific day or even week, I'll be okay too. I couldn't do that working at McDonald's, or Walmart. I also have the benefit of working more if I want to make more a specific week, day or month, if I so choose. Not a lot of jobs has that kind of flexibility.
I think sometimes there is a level of jealousy with some people that have to work harder, more hours, lack of flexibility and choice in how much an when they work, and have had to spend years in education to get where they are, that someone like me can make it by, barely work, but yet is comfortable, and self sufficient. So, to justify their situation, they would rather shit on mine to make themselves feel more superior. It's whatever though.
That was nice and all, but at the end of the day, you're still a whore. A low-class, bottom of society whore. It's easy to be a whore. You just share your hole. It requires no education, no discipline, nothing. You just spread your legs. It was very cute reading your justification for being a low-class whore, but you are so disillusioned by your own bullshit, you can't see what you are. Or maybe you don't want to. You're a bottom of the barrel, low-class, shit-streak on society. A bottom-feeding whore who has a sense of self-worth.
You are also the one who took §m£ÂgØL's virginity. I don't know if you're just that much of an egotistical whore to "get another one under your belt" or if he is that fucking retarded to fuck a morbidly obese prostitute for his first time and then go on to believe he impregnated her and write a shitty book about it, and all that embarrassing nonsense.
The story of hydromorphone is a sickening, embarrassing tale of a fat woman, whoring out her holes to anyone who will accept, and she thinks she's "all that". §m£ÂgØL does too.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-12-24 at 3:01 PM UTC in ppl who complain about benzos are just stupid drug addicts rightBack when I was using, I had a cocktail of drugs I had to take every morning, because I was a hopeless, addicted queer.
340MG of Methadone, 700mg carisoprodol (Soma), 1mg alprazolam. I typically took this with a sip of the leftover Steel Reserve 211 beer can on my nightstand. Once I wasn't flip-flopping and rolling with WD, I got up and snorted another 1mg of alprazolam. This is when I would also shoot up a mix of heroin and crack cocaine in some white vinegar. After rushing hard and perhaps puking, I'd move on to the kitchen to make a Mudslide and drink that to finally become my comfortable, normal self. It was more fucked up than it sounds.
When I went to jail, I withdrew from heroin, methadone, alprazolam, alcohol, and soma (metabolizes into meprobromate, a barbiturate). They held me in a medical ward for two weeks and I begged and screamed for something to help the symptoms. All they gave me was fucking Ibuprofen and Pepto-Bismol, initially. I told them this wasn't going to do shit, and they initially told me that's all I was going to get, so make use of it.
I puked, on purpose, on the windows of my medical cell and used my hands to smear it all over the window so they couldn't see in. I of course puked all on the floor and I shit my county-issued pants, too. Left them discarded in the corner. When the officers finally took notice, I was given 14 days of solitary confinement for puking on the windows, but was given phenobarbitol with belladonna alkaloids for the remainder of my withdrawal. This helped immensely. I didn't even give a shit that I was in solitary, as I spent my days curled in the fetal position and shivering anyway. The phenobarbitol helped me sleep a lot of it away.
All in all, I would say that the addition of the benzos is what made both my wife and I even crazier than we were with the crack, heroin, soma, and booze. It made us do absolutely retarded shit. Benzos are fucked up, man.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-12-24 at 3:17 PM UTC in The Smashing Pumpkins - Mellon Collie & The Infinite SadnessOne of the best albums I have ever heard by any band, ever. Hate or love The Smashing Pumpkins, few can deny the masterpiece this album was and still is today. Fucking beautiful.
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2017-12-17 at 10:43 PM UTC in Do Any Of You Screenshotting Weirdos Have...Spectral ALWAYS comes through. Thanks, Spec.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-12-09 at 6:55 PM UTC in tfw almost 30The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-12-03 at 5:08 PM UTC in I'm sleeping in a car tonightI lived in my old 1996 Honda Civic for a summer once. Sweat my fucking ass off. Interesting experience anyway.
Lots of crack-cocaine, lot of heroin, lots of Steel Reserve 211's. So many cigarettes. A lot of radio, too. Cell phones were flip-phones at the time, so there was no internet to speak of.
Ahh, good times.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-11-19 at 1:51 PM UTC in I know this is gonna sound really egotistical and shit...Wal-Mart is my most despised store of all time. I go into one and immediately stricken with pure hatred of everyone. Stop in the middle of the aisle? I want to fucking murder you. Cause me to do that retarded "are you going left or am I going left" dance with you? I want to fucking murder you. When I find a moment of solace and am able to actually study a product I might like to buy, I am immediately surrounded with fat, horrible people who seemingly PUSH their carts in CLOSER and CLOSER as if to hurry you along. FUCK Wal-Mart. Fuck people. All of them. Except for the ones that pay me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-19 at 12:02 PM UTC in No, I'm serious, how do I meet more women.Everyone likes to offer cliche answers like "go outside" or "just talk to some girl you meet", but this is absolutely retarded advise.
The fact is, in 2017, I don't know how to meet women! When I was coming of age and meeting/dating women, we all met through either a mutual friend, a bar, a pool (billiards) hall, skating rink, etc. We met face to face. We spoke in person.
Now, it seems the most popular way to meet someone is to use some sort of online service. I not only find that creepy, but also sad. "BUT GRIMACE! I FOUND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THROUGH AN ONLINE SITE AND TIMES ARE CHANGING! YOU SHOULD BE MORE PROGRESSIVE AND STOP LIVING IN THE PAST AND ACCEPT PROGRESSIVE WAYS!" - maybe so. There are certain things that I think shouldn't become online-based. Like dating.
You should generically meet a girl on your own and generically foster a relationship with her. My sister used an online dating site and she is happily married now for almost 6 years. It makes me want to see statistical data on how often those types of relationships last. Anyway, I am rambling...
In 2017, I have no fucking idea how to meet women. If I wasn't already married, I would be lost. I guess I would be another fucking loser on another one of these desperate fucking dating websites, making a desperate account, and essentially stalking women.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-11-19 at 1:36 PM UTC in This website is boring as fuckSpeccy might be so hardcore socially awkward, it would be a negative experience to have a beer with the ole' chap.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-19 at 2:49 PM UTC in good drug stash spots for dealing with TSA/customsSure. Inside you. This is always the time-honored classic. Suitcase up, boy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-19 at 1:26 PM UTC in i love you guysI don't think he's a little prick. Speak for yourself. Dang..........The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-19 at 1:17 PM UTC in life is pointless if you don't do hard drugsAlthough my experience with drugs led me to a world of pain and prison time, I still think, if I could go back, I'd do it all over again. Sure, the bad times led to the prison and all. I'd try to avoid the scenarios that led to that if I could go back, but in general, I have had a lot of fantastic moments with drugs. Met some cool people, too.
Drugs doesn't have to be all bad. I guess it kind of depends on the person. If you're a hardcore, cock-sucking junkie faggot who will do anything to get his fix, drugs might be bad for you. :)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-11-12 at 7:59 PM UTC in Weird PhenomenomThe earth beneath mash shook and trembled violently. His family members cried out in fear as they struggled to stay on their two feet. Mash snapped his head back and his eyes rolled back in his head, only exposing the whites of his eyes.
"WE ARE THE ONES WHO DWELL WITHIN!!!!
A foreign voice growled from within his throat. The earth shook and pictures fell off the walls. The floor opened up to reveal a churning pit of lava and fire. There were so many bodies swimming in the MAGMA, screaming in mind-blowing agony and reaching upward for someone to help them.
"HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!, Mash laughed maniacally as his entire family was swept into the pit and began to roast in the lava. Their skin crackled and POPPED and their tongues BOILED in their screaming mouths. The fissure closed just as soon as it opened and mash regained conciousness.
"Mom? Dad?", he called out, but ultimately shrugged it off when no one answered him. He saw an open DVD case on the floor. He flipped it over to reveal......
Dang...dang.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-11-12 at 8:49 PM UTC in The Poetry ThreadI looked to the sky and cried.
Weeping and gnashing of teeth.
This is my eternal punishment.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-11-12 at 8:17 PM UTC in Temple of the Screaming Electron Ressurection thread
Originally posted by Z+K=ZKRON Totse used to be the place everyone ended up when you google "how to make a bomb" or "how to cook meth"
Google those now and see what you get.
For one of those, you used to get my website. ;)
"#1 on Google, mom! I made it! I finally made it!"
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2017-11-12 at 6:25 PM UTC in Temple of the Screaming Electron Ressurection threadSeriously, what's with everyone trying to rebirth &TOTSE all the time? This website alone is enough rebirth. Let the dead lie, man. We all loved &TOTSE, but the cold hard truth is that the Internet of 2017 and forward isn't the same as 1999-2009's Internet. It's nostalgic for a reason. Just remember &TOTSE fondly, the times you spent, the things you learned, the people you met, and let it go. Be happy with what we have here. Truly the last vestige of the community. I don't know if it could handle another split and break off.
LOOK at us all!
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2017-11-12 at 11:34 PM UTC in If Grimace were to go out last night and get a blowjob...I went out last night. The wind was cold on my face as my lips chapped and cracked into a brittle piece of shit.
"I need to get some lip balm", I said to myself as I walked the lonely street in the bitter cold.
I paused for a moment to glance at the stars...
"What a fucking weird thing..." I thought to myself as I gazed upon the twinkling stars in the deepening blue sky.
Suddenly, Weed Smoker came FLYING around the corner in his WALRUS DICK PURPLE Mitsubishi Gallant. He didn't even see me when he hit me head on. I rolled up on the windshield and exploded into a mass of bone, blood and gore.
Weed Smoker kept on ridin', cuz he's a a rida'.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-11-12 at 11:14 PM UTC in Conflict Shitpile III - Diplomacy Defunct EditionHoly mother of god. Read the entire thread. Every comment.
I need to reflect on all of this before I reply. Good thread though, aldra.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-11-12 at 11:12 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!This is the most sacred thread in this community's existence. There is where all the gossip happens, the revelations, the winnings, the failures. Everyone uses this thread as their Facebook, status updating us all with the shit no one cares about.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
