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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Hezbullah are fortifying the borders.

    KSA is spooling up to start bombing Hezbullah, with rumors that NATO will allow them to use airbases on Crete to mount attacks, allowing them to support Israel directly.
  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    10/10 Analysis on the KSA situation. Things are about to get (even more) intense.
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sophie 10/10 Analysis on the KSA situation. Things are about to get (even more) intense.

    I just read that MBS (Prince Muhamad bin-Salman) has arrested 11 princes in total, close to 50 ministers and magistrates and a thousand assorted businessmen - it was initially reported he meant to recover 100 billion in state funds that were embezzled, but he's now apparently hoping to recover almost 800 billion from all the accounts he's had frozen. Local sources say he's likely to have himself crowned king in the next few days
  4. bling bling Dark Matter
    CAN WE FIX THE IRAQ???
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Iraq's doing alright now, they just need to rebuild and reorganise - ISIS is almost crushed in the country and the army taught those cheeky Kurds a lesson
  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by aldra I just read that MBS (Prince Muhamad bin-Salman) has arrested 11 princes in total, close to 50 ministers and magistrates and a thousand assorted businessmen - it was initially reported he meant to recover 100 billion in state funds that were embezzled, but he's now apparently hoping to recover almost 800 billion from all the accounts he's had frozen. Local sources say he's likely to have himself crowned king in the next few days

    Lol ya, i literally just browsed over an article that said "Salman to recover 800bln in assets".
  7. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra I just read that MBS (Prince Muhamad bin-Salman) has arrested 11 princes in total, close to 50 ministers and magistrates and a thousand assorted businessmen - it was initially reported he meant to recover 100 billion in state funds that were embezzled, but he's now apparently hoping to recover almost 800 billion from all the accounts he's had frozen. Local sources say he's likely to have himself crowned king in the next few days

    hes doing that to eliminate any threats to his position and the other miscellaneous bits of strife hes creating (withing the neighboring nigger-villes...including iran) to boost oil prices. hes dropping hints to the proles that those billions and billions of shekels are going to be redistributed to the proles. like that would ever happen...

    same shit, different day: proles make noise...house of sod throws cash at them...they stfu and gtfo.

    allegedly papa-saud is onboard with junior becoming HNIC.
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  8. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra Hezbullah are fortifying the borders.

    KSA is spooling up to start bombing Hezbullah, with rumors that NATO will allow them to use airbases on Crete to mount attacks, allowing them to support Israel directly.

    judenland and USA are both onboard with the saudis bombing the shit out of everyone as long as it gets the ultimate goal of giving justification for some sort of spank-ex aimed in the general direction of iran.
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by infinityshock judenland and USA are both onboard with the saudis bombing the shit out of everyone as long as it gets the ultimate goal of giving justification for some sort of spank-ex aimed in the general direction of iran.

    They've wanted it for a long time, but timing is fucked - Israel wants the missiles to start flying ASAP; Syria's still in a state of war, Iraq needs to rebuild (and eventually will try to push the US out entirely) and Lebanon's falling apart politically... Those are all optimum conditions for Iran's allies to be in, and it won't be long before they get their houses back in order.

    KSA isn't ready for another war though - they're getting rammed by Yemen of all places years after US advisers assured them it'd be a quick war to put their puppet back in power, and there will be lasting political (and military) repercussions of MBS taking over... Even with all their expensive toys, the Highway to Tehran has been open for months now; Hezbullah is getting both Russian and Iranian supplies and I'm willing to bet they're far, far better equipped now than they were in the 2006 war. And KSA is far worse off than Israel is/was.

    I get the impression everyone knows it's not a good idea but King Benji's pushing HARD to make use of the Iran allies' downtime.
  10. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra They've wanted it for a long time, but timing is fucked - Israel wants the missiles to start flying ASAP; Syria's still in a state of war, Iraq needs to rebuild (and eventually will try to push the US out entirely) and Lebanon's falling apart politically… Those are all optimum conditions for Iran's allies to be in, and it won't be long before they get their houses back in order.

    KSA isn't ready for another war though - they're getting rammed by Yemen of all places years after US advisers assured them it'd be a quick war to put their puppet back in power, and there will be lasting political (and military) repercussions of MBS taking over… Even with all their expensive toys, the Highway to Tehran has been open for months now; Hezbullah is getting both Russian and Iranian supplies and I'm willing to bet they're far, far better equipped now than they were in the 2006 war. And KSA is far worse off than Israel is/was.

    I get the impression everyone knows it's not a good idea but King Benji's pushing HARD to make use of the Iran allies' downtime.

    same old-same-old...its a proxy war between the USA and USSR where the USA and USSR provide military aid to the side of their choice.

    its oddly coincidental that the photos of fighters on the various sides are wearing/using the gear provided by either the USA or USSR.
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    It's likely to expand far beyond that this time.

    A guy with Iraqi intelligence sources is claiming it's been verified that the KSA airforce will participate in an Israeli attack on Lebanon on the pretense that Hezbullah and Iran are trying to 'take over the country' and are 'supporting Yemeni aggression' (lol what). The guy has a patchy record of predictions so don't assume it's 100%, but given the circumstances it seems accurate.
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    SAUDI ARABIA - Multiple unconfirmed reports of ACADEMI acting as MBS' muscle.

    The Yemeni military is also stepping up missile attacks in response to KSA's lateset bombing runs against the Defence Ministry in the capital.
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    SYRIA - The SDF have more or less finished with ISIS and are now preparing attack plans for Idlib, where HTS and AZM are apparently fighting each other now. This is probably the last chance for the SDF to decide whether they want to fight the SAA for the lands they've taken.
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol, some guy posted the SAA's tactics for attacking Idlib on a pro-Assad Facebook group, apparently his uncle is involved in planning.

    It's always possible it was fake, but considering the guy's posting history (and how quickly he deleted it) I don't think so. Will keep an eye on Southfront to see if it was accurate.
  15. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Holy mother of god. Read the entire thread. Every comment.

    I need to reflect on all of this before I reply. Good thread though, aldra.
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  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Saudi Arabia - Looks like Bandar bin Sultan, one of the Saudi princes that have been arrested in the 'corruption probe' is being thrown under the bus for support of Islamist groups in the Syrian war.

    True, a lot of evidence points to him having a significant hand in it, but he was most certainly not the only one, and the kind of funds, support and arms transfers that happened could not have been cleared without authorisation from higher up in the royal family.
  17. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Iran - Iraq has decided to quake their earth to get at Iran and as a result, multiple dozens of Iranian citizens and combatants alike are getting killed and the wounded are in the range of hundreds.

    Multiple eye witnesses claimed to have seen Russian Earthquake Generators air hauled by Russian Chinooks into Iraqi territory and out of it under the cover of darkness.
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Fuck

    Arab news sites are reporting KSA has expanded the mission parameters of 'Operation Decisive Storm' (hilariously ironic name of the Yemen attack) to include Lebanon, looking for confirmation
  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Looking more closely, it appears as though they've gotten the idea from several Lebanese websites hacked and defaced by pro-Saudi hackers with the tagline 'Decisive Storm will come to you soon'. There's been no official announcement from Saud.

    As an aside I've had to skim over a bunch of pro-Saudi sources on the Yemen war, and the mental and literal acrobatics they go through trying to justify it are insane -

    The 'Houthi Rebels' are fighting the legitimate government in Sana'a
    It was the Houthis that originally spearheaded the revolt, now the entire military apparatus is on board - the only remaining support for the President in exile is in his hometown, and there's not much there either. It's a popular uprising, not a factional conflict. The President was originally based in Sana'a, now he's fled to KSA. By any standard of international law the government is no longer legitimate, if it ever was. The Saudis' interest in keeping the President in office is his permission for them to ransack the Yemeni energy industry.

    Saudis are fighting aggression from Iranian-backed rebels
    Iran supports Yemen ideologically, but does not send fighters (or even advisors as far as I know). They will sell arms to the Yemeni military but do not seem to be trying to turn the tide of the war in any major way - their support is solely political and does little to help considering those opposing (KSA and the west) have no interest in a political solution that doesn't involve Yemen un-deposing the president. Such a complaint is doubly-ironic when you consider how many billions of dollars of weapons the US and UK have been providing KSA with.

    It's hard to justify calling the Yemeni military effort 'aggression' when the first shots were fired by KSA, the (largely civilian) casualty ratio is heavily in their favour and they're able to blockade Yemen to the point where not even UN-designated food, fuel or medical supplies can make it into the country, creating both a famine and multiple disease epidemics due to complete sanitation failure.
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    AN internal Saudi memo has been leaked - they apparently intend to use the 'Palestine Issue' to engender a military alliance with Israel. They'll legally recognise Israel as a legitimate state and drop all support for Palestine, declaring it a part of Israel, in return for Israel (and thus US) support against Iran and Hezbullah.

    War is coming fast; I've spoken to locals in Iraq and Syria who say the same thing, general chatter on twitter seems to convey the same feeling.
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