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The first time being intoxicated on a drug or alcohol, I was 13. I was rummaging through my parents room, looking for a cigarette. I had just started experimenting with smoking and liked the general lightheaded feel, I guess.
Anyway, I was looking for one and I heard my parents come home. I found the pack of cigarettes and originally only meant to take one and put it back, but there was no time, I just jammed the whole thing in my pocket and left to my little spot in the woods where I smoked the cigarettes I stole. I opened the pack and LO AND BEHOLD! There was a single joint mixed with the cigarettes. My heart fluttered with delight. I smelled it over and over and contemplated how I could take just a little bit out of the joint without them knowing. I ultimately decided I couldn't and just smoked the whole thing.
The first hit, I coughed while blowing it out, not used to the somewhat harsher weed smoke. My saliva thickened and pooled in my mouth and I remember the almost out of body experience I was having. I sat there in the woods and zoned out for what felt like an eternity and eventually looked at a squirrel in a tree. For some reason, it was the funniest goddamn thing I had ever seen and started laughing hysterically. The more I laughed, the more absurd I knew I must have looked, which fueled even more laughter. Tears streaming down my face and the muscles in my face and stomach hurting, I finally calmed down enough to smoke the rest of it.
It was so new and foreign to me, this bizarre state of mind I was in. I was ultimately discovered for stealing the weed, but there wasn't much they could do because it was THEIR WEED that I stole. Haha.
Ahhh good times. I remember all my "first times" with drugs, but it's too much to type out on my phone, so fuck it. You get the FIRST of the FIRST of TOIIIIMES!
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Originally posted by Enter
Do you like my plan and think it'll work?
Look, not all women are bitches. There probably really is some cunt out there who is ripe for you. Ya dig? That said, to all the others, burn their lives. Burn it like a cane field in high winds. Make them pay
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Are you sure you're using Testdisk correctly? This is precisely the scenario Testdisk was made for. I use it all of the time to recover lost partitions.
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Originally posted by NARCassist
fuck off, you been typing like a spastic all day and now you have the cheek to tell me to calm down. fuck you panthrax.
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Whoa, m8. Whoa. I didn't mean to get you all wound up. I am sorry!
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Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL2becausescronfuckeduptheforum
Panthrax do you remember when you sold to a kid and he overdosed?
Or when you assaulted your wife with a frozen pizza?
Are you talking about when I met a former totse user from here? We hung out that entire day, he was scared shitless of the things I did. I warned him not to over-do it. His last words to me, "Dude, it's me <username>", like I was supposed to trust that it's ok. I did though. He died 2 days later. His brother called me to let me know. Fucked up.
When I assaulted my wife with a frozen pizza, I was drunk as fuck. She stormed out of the bedroom and began nagging on me about something. I don't even remember what it was now. All I remember was, I just kept listening and getting angrier and angrier and suddenly I took the pizza I was trying to make and FLUNG IT at her HEAD and shouted, "shut upppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She luckily ducked it and it hit the wall. The one and only time I came at my wife violently like that lol.
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To summarize this thread: Spectral was outed for his years of lies about being from this community from the late 1980s. Enter single handedly destroyed him. There is nothing Spectral can say or do or post now to negate that fact.
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1) Wake up 2 hours before I have to be at work. 2) Sort out and swallow a fist-full of vitamins, supplements, and stimulants. 3) Take a shower 4) Groom my beard, brush my teeth, apply deodorant, cologne, etc. 5) Eat breakfast along with a glass of orange juice and coffee. Yes, a GLASS of coffee. 6) Sit down at my computer and fuck off to the last possible moment before I will be late for work. 7) Leave for work. 4 minutes until I have to be there.
That's Mon-Sat. On Sundays, my morning is like:
1) Wake up crumpled in a pile that the human body is not accustomed to. 2) Stagger into the kitchen and make a particularly strong bloody mary, spilling shit everywhere 3) Sit down at my computer and shitpost on NIS.
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Originally posted by MAL
I’ve already said I won’t do this because it has the potential to jog his memory. And now I find this site too fun to give up my anonymity just to prove he’s a rapist which you all know is true from his self admission.
Post your LEFT tit with the word, "MARM" scrawled on it. This will at least confirm you're female. It's the only way. Do not avoid it.
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Originally posted by MAL
It’s aight. I’ve been totally sober for a year before. It’s just healthier for your body.
So while you're not ingesting alcohol and drugs, you can breathe in toxic air, polluted water, food tainted by herbacide, and exposed to background radiation levels. :)
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