When Cats Knead On Your Dick

1. 2017-10-08 at 6:26 PM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   You know what I mean. They jump in your lap and find it neccesary to knead right on your dick and stare down at it or directly in your eyes with this bizarre look. You become aroused, but you know it's bad. REAL BAD. So you throw them off of you and scold them, still feeling the feels of a rock hard dick.
   
   You know?
2. 2017-10-08 at 6:29 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   lol
3. 2017-10-08 at 6:29 PM UTC

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   bling bling Dark Matter
   raged tiger wakes jungle snake
4. 2017-10-08 at 6:40 PM UTC

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   Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
   whats cat kneading? this homeless kitty cat always does this stupid shit with its paws its like putting its claws in and out and purring.
   so i cant let it chillax with me cause u can hear it just fucking up ur pants or furniture
5. 2017-10-08 at 6:41 PM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by Panthrax whats cat kneading? this homeless kitty cat always does this stupid shit with its paws its like putting its claws in and out and purring.
   so i cant let it chillax with me cause u can hear it just fucking up ur pants or furniture

   
   You know, bro. When they "massage". That "in and out" thing they do with their paws and claws, bro.
6. 2017-10-08 at 6:42 PM UTC

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   Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
   how do u get them to cut that shit out, i thought this thing had worms or something. do all cats do that
7. 2017-10-08 at 6:44 PM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   It's a PART of them, Panthrax.
8. 2017-10-08 at 6:47 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Grimace You know what I mean. They jump in your lap and find it neccesary to knead right on your dick and stare down at it or directly in your eyes with this bizarre look. You become aroused, but you know it's bad. REAL BAD. So you throw them off of you and scold them, still feeling the feels of a rock hard dick.
   
   You know?

   
   *jacks off to beastiality*
9. 2017-10-08 at 6:53 PM UTC

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   Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
   Thats hella annoying im gonna teach it to not do that. And also it hopped on me and tored a hole in my leg from its claw
10. 2017-10-08 at 7:01 PM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    its good for u if the tiger spike u
11. 2017-10-08 at 7:05 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by bling bling its good for u if the tiger spike u

    
    Sicko
12. 2017-10-08 at 7:05 PM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    no if it dose it on ur belly its ok
13. 2017-10-08 at 7:09 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grimace You know what I mean. They jump in your lap and find it neccesary to knead right on your dick and stare down at it or directly in your eyes with this bizarre look. You become aroused, but you know it's bad. REAL BAD. So you throw them off of you and scold them, still feeling the feels of a rock hard dick.
    
    You know?

    
    Lmao.. couple times I've been high and just let it happen for a while. Mmm cock massage. when I use a thin quilt for the summer, sometimes a claw will go directly into my ballsack or something. Then it's all over with.
14. 2017-10-08 at 7:11 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Lmao.. couple times I've been high and just let it happen for a while. Mmm cock massage. when I use a thin quilt for the summer, sometimes a claw will go directly into my ballsack or something. Then it's all over with.

    
    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
15. 2017-10-08 at 7:12 PM UTC

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    Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
    When I crouch to pet the kittey it stand on its back legs and put its kneady paws on me leg the. It launches itself like a jaguar and chills on my shoulder. But wjen it launches it tear me leg up
16. 2017-10-08 at 7:12 PM UTC

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    Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
    Im going to get it some mittens i think
17. 2017-10-08 at 7:13 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    stop slathering honey and peanut butter all over your cock and they wont do that sort of thing.
18. 2017-10-08 at 7:13 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    SOFTCORE BEASTIALITY
19. 2017-10-08 at 7:14 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by mashlehash SOFTCORE BEASTIALITY

    
    You tried to click it, dint u
20. 2017-10-08 at 7:15 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
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