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2018-02-24 at 2:18 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-24 at 2:19 AM UTC in ATTN: 1337I'm glad she has HIV. She deserves it. :)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-20 at 3:42 AM UTC in totes bagsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-11 at 12:18 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Lanny No, I understand urban violence. I live in the worst area in the city. It's not like some unorganized war of every man against every other though, you don't go out and merc a nigga cuz it feels good. The forces behind crime are economic, muggings, robbery, intimidation. Random acts of unprovoked violence, especially by an ill defined group capable of forethought and organized action, don't actually happen.
Originally posted by Enter ??? You hear stories of innocent people walking through parks at night and getting beaten up/killed by gangs all the time.
Originally posted by Lanny You're right, it's not common. Do you want to try and estimate the chances of being a victim of such a crime? What level unlikeliness would be enough to convince you it didn't really happen to you?
First of all, can we have a multi-quote feature? Do we have one? Am I fucking up hard and missing it? Quoting a comment, having to scroll up, quote another, scroll up, quote another, is for betas. Do this for me Lanny. Do this, and I will...I'll do things!
That said, let's go..
1: Lanny, you do not understand urban violence. You may think you do. You may believe that your area of living is "one of the worst", but if that was actually true, as a white man, you wouldn't be living there. You'd move your ass out ASAP. You have no idea what "urban violence" means, other than what you see on the news or what you heard about on the street corner that happened three blocks over while you were asleep. Have you ever lived in an area where gunshots woke you up at night? Where a home invasion happened at the apt next door? Where a large Crip set likes to hang and play, bringing with it drugs, guns, and violence? Have you ever been bashed in the face with a 40oz bottle of malt liquor?
When I first got out of prison, that's where I stayed. I didn't have anywhere else I could afford. It was a fucking shithole. I graduated from the shithole to a pukehole that I have currently occupied for a number of years and outside of that area of SHIT. Next year, this whole nonsense will be behind me altogether, as I will purchase a HOME! I can't wait, either.
2: Common "violent" crimes are those of opportunity. Theft being the primary. Here in Atlanta, the latest trend is *pull up to gas pump to get gas*, *car pulls up straight to your bumper*, *another car pulls up and backs up directly to your bumper*, *man jumps out, armed, and takes the keys to your car*, *they drive off at once and split directions sometime later*.
Theft and rape/sexual assault is the two front runners for violent crime. It happens every day in every major city, but the chances of it happening to you is low unless you like to frequent known shady areas of town. So you're right that it's a low chance. It depends on what you do, too. (For reference, avoid Clayton County/Riverdale area of Atlanta - it's where all the crime is)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-11 at 2:36 PM UTC in What's the best way to react if a date cancels on you?
Originally posted by Enter Don't want her to think I'm being petty, but by answering the call that definitely displays I'm not ignoring her. She'll think I just genuinely forgot to get back to her because she's unimportant.
Oh boy. ^_^ Can't wait for this now.
Women hate most....being ignored. You can't ignore 100%, that just makes them give up. Ignore like, 90%. Tease them along with answering phone calls, but never texts. If you see them in public, act like you have an urgent thing you need to attend to and leave them hanging. They HATE being ignored.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-11 at 2:04 PM UTC in allіgatorThe truth is, you guys wish you had the abilities of SpecTroll.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-11 at 2:32 PM UTC in What's the best way to react if a date cancels on you?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-11 at 2:01 PM UTC in Beating Up Your High School Bully/Tormentor
Originally posted by Enter It'd be way more cathartic to beat them, but man. So much fucking work to not get caught.
Just plan and do it right, homie. Hell, if you beat him bad enough, it doesn't even matter if he knows it's you. Threaten him somehow. When he is unconscious after beating him, use his phone to look up kiddy porn. Threaten him with it when he awakes. lol.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-11 at 12:30 PM UTC in Sometimes its better to be fatIt's not as complicated as you may think. Men have this idealized idea of "sexy" they think they need to achieve, much as women do. Men think they NEED the chistled chest, the fucking huge arms, tanned skin, etc. None of this is actually true, though.
Basically, women look for a few basic physical traits:
1: You're not dogshit ugly. If you are, too bad. You're gonna be forever alone. Just try to be somewhat non-ugly.
2. The "V" shape. This isn't purely looks, either. It's a subtle, unconscious thing women look at. It suggests GOOD OFFSPRING, if you have broad shoulders and a thin waist. "Thin waist" doesn't mean you need to be skinny, either. Look at your upper body in the mirror. Now take a smaller mirror and look at your back through the reflection of another mirror. Does your general shape resemble a "V"? If not, you need to do more pushups. Start today. It seems pretty vain and retarded and pseudo-science, but I am telling you, it's a factor.
3. That's about it. If you were once fat and fat no more and have excess skin baggage, get that shit taken care of. That is a deal breaker, too.
Truth is, most women aren't looking for male model, weight lifter shit. They just want an average looking guy that is generally average but makes them feel good. Making them laugh goes a whole lot further than your waist line, that's for sure.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-11 at 1:25 PM UTC in lol, everything I learned about women from the internet has been wrong.
Originally posted by Enter If someone wants to fight you, and they're drunk as fuck, there's no reason not to take them up on it. You'll win every time since they're uncoordinated as fuck despite their confidence.
Well sure. I was a 115lb druggy freshman idiot when I kicked the shit out of a junior linebacker because he was touching on my sister on the school bus and she didn't want it. I was already suspended from school for making a scene/cussing out a teacher, and when my sister told me what happened on the school bus, I showed up at school during lunch, just intermingled with all the other students, then I used my lunch tray and fucking CRACKED IT across his face then dove on top of him and used the edge of it to slam it over the bridge of his nose over and over before I was pulled off by school resource officers. hahaha.
I was just given another 14 days of out of school suspension for it. OOOOOOOH.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-11 at 1:04 PM UTC in lol, everything I learned about women from the internet has been wrong.
Originally posted by Enter Yeah, even though she was great, I didn't feel that connection. Her dad fucking HATED me, too.
I had a girl that lived about a 1/2 mile down the street from me. I used to sneak out of my house in the middle of the night to go meet her. We hadn't fucked yet, she'd just suck me off, which was fine with me.
This particular night, it was about 1am, I was crawling up her lawn like I always did and the dogs started barking. I kinda froze, thinking they might just fuck off. Well, they didn't. Her dad ended up coming out and shouting "who's there!?!?". I don't think he could see me. Then I heard and SAW a gunshot explosion of grass about 10ft from me. I got up and TOOK OFF RUNNING. He shot at me the whole way. I ran in random zigzags to try and be a harder target, grass mounds exploding all around me. I was fucking terrified.
The next day, on the school bus, she was like "omg my dad knows its u" and I was all "omg he almost killed me" and when we got to school, we went into the football stadium ticket booth and fucked, then smoked meth and went back to class. Hah. Her parents are now a client of mine and I don't think they know who I was. Hahah.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-11 at 12:02 PM UTC in I asked my friend what It's Always Sunny character I resemble, and he said Mac?You're none of the characters, Enter. You're your own breed.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-10 at 3:02 AM UTC in For realz, there's nothing more fun than dive-by insults.A woman stepped out into oncoming traffic the other day on my way home when the pedestrian crosswalk was not 15ft from her. Caused everyone to slam on their brakes, me included. I became so furious, I rolled down my window and screamed out, "THE FUCKING CROSSWALK IS RIGHT THERE, YOU STUPID FUCK!" and kept on driving. I continued driving, angry at her, but as I drove and thought about how I screamed at her, it made me feel good. I felt good.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-09 at 7:05 PM UTC in Are my balls gonna fall off?I laughed a lot at this thread. Thank you. Ahahaha!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-04 at 1:22 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-04 at 4:09 PM UTC in tiny better living for cucks is planning a raid on nisYou have no idea the gravity and the complications of what you just said will carry. You're fucked.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-04 at 12:36 PM UTC in What have you been playing lately?I wish I had more time for these seemingly fun as fuck games. :(The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-04 at 12:08 PM UTC in Pam from The Office (US) is a fucking horrible bitch.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-21 at 7:32 PM UTC in lol i just made my neighbor cryyou didn't slap her. If you did, that's simple assault. You're also on probation, for violent attacks on women. You'd be buried UNDER the jail. This is another Bill Krozby story. A simple story. Fiction.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-28 at 8:40 PM UTC in Bulging capacitors
Originally posted by aldra probably due to temperature
bulging is ok (though whatever caused them to bulge will likely cause them to pop eventually), leaking dramatically affects their capacitance though.
The effect depends on where they are; modern motherboards are too intricate to really predict what capacitor failures will do and replacing them is tricky given how tightly they're packed
I disagree. Bulging shows the cellular breakdown of electrolytic fluid inside the capacitor. Capacitors work in a data line to "smooth" or "regulate" a signal. Commonly, you'll find, on 10+ year desktop computers, the capacitors around the CPU are swollen or busted. Modern motherboards boast 10+ year capacitors, but motherboards from "off the shelf" computers at Best Buy or whatever, commonly have cheaper capacitors that are rated for 5-7 years.
A bulged capacitor is a bad capacitor every time. No matter what. In fact, the capacitor doesn't even have to bulge to be bad. It can appear normal and have an extreme drop in capacitance. Only way to know for sure is to remove it from the circuit and test it with a multimeter.
To OP, I'd replace any caps that were swollen. In fact, replace all of them in the general area. When one swells and loses capacitance, the load is often off-set to the surrounding capacitors and they too begin to fail. You can read the voltage and uF of them on the capacitor itself. Make sure you replace them with the correct polarity, positive in positive, etc. Basically, replace them in the same direction you removed them.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
