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  1. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 Desiccants are objectively better than air drying. That's why they're called desiccants. Rice has LONG been used as one. Do you need studies?

    https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/14992027.2016.1253877?journalCode=iija20



    http://www.wseas.us/e-library/conferences/2014/Malaysia/RESEN/RESEN-32.pdf

    https://www.nature.com/articles/srep21423

    There is a big movement of people replacing silicon dioxide with processed rice husk. Because it fucking works.

    If you insult rice one more time I'm going to rape your sister.

    Here is a first hand account from the very best in Mobile handset repair

    http://mendonipadrehab.com/entries/general/rice-rant


    Anyone in this industry knows that the "rice trick" is bogus, just like "freeze your hard drive" or any of those other retarded YouTube miracle fixes.
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  2. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    The "put it in rice" thing is an internet myth. If you want to further destroy your phone, throw it in rice.

    The only PROPER way to handle this is to CEASE FROM ATTEMPTING TO USE THE PHONE.

    You'll need to disassemble the phone to remove the motherboard, remove any heat shields that cover the various ICs, and then soak the board in 91% or higher isopropyl alcohol overnight.

    The next day, gently scrub the board with an acid brush or old toothbrush, being sure not to brush so hard you knock off components.

    Use a qtip to clean the ribbon cable connectors with more 91% iso, allow the fully dry, then reassemble.

    It would be better if you had an ultrasonic cleaner with auto frequency scanning capability like a repair shop would (like I have), but you can follow what I said as a pretty straight forward way of trying to get data back.

    Also, replace the battery. It's gotten wet, so go ahead and assume it's finished. Power on ONLY AFTER doing everything I said and with a new battery.

    Have it connected to a PC and be ready to transfer data ASAP because you never know HOW LONG the phone will work for. Don't wanna spend precious time dicking around with it.

    EDIT: https://youtu.be/oUCbbzNNirQ

    You can use that video to disassemble your phone and reassemble.
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  3. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    The first time being intoxicated on a drug or alcohol, I was 13. I was rummaging through my parents room, looking for a cigarette. I had just started experimenting with smoking and liked the general lightheaded feel, I guess.

    Anyway, I was looking for one and I heard my parents come home. I found the pack of cigarettes and originally only meant to take one and put it back, but there was no time, I just jammed the whole thing in my pocket and left to my little spot in the woods where I smoked the cigarettes I stole. I opened the pack and LO AND BEHOLD! There was a single joint mixed with the cigarettes. My heart fluttered with delight. I smelled it over and over and contemplated how I could take just a little bit out of the joint without them knowing. I ultimately decided I couldn't and just smoked the whole thing.

    The first hit, I coughed while blowing it out, not used to the somewhat harsher weed smoke. My saliva thickened and pooled in my mouth and I remember the almost out of body experience I was having. I sat there in the woods and zoned out for what felt like an eternity and eventually looked at a squirrel in a tree. For some reason, it was the funniest goddamn thing I had ever seen and started laughing hysterically. The more I laughed, the more absurd I knew I must have looked, which fueled even more laughter. Tears streaming down my face and the muscles in my face and stomach hurting, I finally calmed down enough to smoke the rest of it.

    It was so new and foreign to me, this bizarre state of mind I was in. I was ultimately discovered for stealing the weed, but there wasn't much they could do because it was THEIR WEED that I stole. Haha.

    Ahhh good times. I remember all my "first times" with drugs, but it's too much to type out on my phone, so fuck it. You get the FIRST of the FIRST of TOIIIIMES!
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  4. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    https://www.amazon.com/MSI-Intel-CrossFire-Motherboard-Z270/dp/B01MR31OZ8

    Get one of these.
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  5. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Enter, I am drunk, but you are also one of my favs. Never leave.
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  6. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Enter Do you like my plan and think it'll work?

    Look, not all women are bitches. There probably really is some cunt out there who is ripe for you. Ya dig? That said, to all the others, burn their lives. Burn it like a cane field in high winds. Make them pay
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  7. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    We're gonna get these bitches, Enter. And when we do....ohhhhh goddamn...when we do...they're gonna fucking pay.
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  8. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Wait so where’s the collage

    It was all a big sham!
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  9. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Are you sure you're using Testdisk correctly? This is precisely the scenario Testdisk was made for. I use it all of the time to recover lost partitions.
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  10. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    1. YOUR MOTHER
    2. YOUR SISTER
    3. YOUR AUNTIE
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  11. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by NARCassist fuck off, you been typing like a spastic all day and now you have the cheek to tell me to calm down. fuck you panthrax.



    .

    Whoa, m8. Whoa. I didn't mean to get you all wound up. I am sorry!
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  12. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL2becausescronfuckeduptheforum Panthrax do you remember when you sold to a kid and he overdosed?

    Or when you assaulted your wife with a frozen pizza?

    Are you talking about when I met a former totse user from here? We hung out that entire day, he was scared shitless of the things I did. I warned him not to over-do it. His last words to me, "Dude, it's me <username>", like I was supposed to trust that it's ok. I did though. He died 2 days later. His brother called me to let me know. Fucked up.

    When I assaulted my wife with a frozen pizza, I was drunk as fuck. She stormed out of the bedroom and began nagging on me about something. I don't even remember what it was now. All I remember was, I just kept listening and getting angrier and angrier and suddenly I took the pizza I was trying to make and FLUNG IT at her HEAD and shouted, "shut upppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    She luckily ducked it and it hit the wall. The one and only time I came at my wife violently like that lol.
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  13. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by greenplastic lol can you imagine how trivial that dudes life is that he regularly gets in fights over pokemon go?

    SAY THAT TO HIS FACE. YOU WON'T. HE'D FUCKING DESTROY YOU.
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  14. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. I HOPE SOMEONE BUYS IT OUT AND THEY TURN IT INTO A GAY PORN WEBSITE.
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  15. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Lanny: "Barkeep, make me a China Town Girl, on the rocks, double-neat."

    Waiter: "...I'll...I'll be right back..."

    Bartender: "He wants a what? God I hate these faggot hipsters and their faggot drinks."
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  16. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    To summarize this thread: Spectral was outed for his years of lies about being from this community from the late 1980s. Enter single handedly destroyed him. There is nothing Spectral can say or do or post now to negate that fact.
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  17. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by MAL MAL was RAPED by Bill Krozby.

    It's always rape when it's buyer's regret.

    #metoo
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  18. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    1) Wake up 2 hours before I have to be at work.
    2) Sort out and swallow a fist-full of vitamins, supplements, and stimulants.
    3) Take a shower
    4) Groom my beard, brush my teeth, apply deodorant, cologne, etc.
    5) Eat breakfast along with a glass of orange juice and coffee. Yes, a GLASS of coffee.
    6) Sit down at my computer and fuck off to the last possible moment before I will be late for work.
    7) Leave for work. 4 minutes until I have to be there.

    That's Mon-Sat. On Sundays, my morning is like:

    1) Wake up crumpled in a pile that the human body is not accustomed to.
    2) Stagger into the kitchen and make a particularly strong bloody mary, spilling shit everywhere
    3) Sit down at my computer and shitpost on NIS.

    :)
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  19. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by MAL I’ve already said I won’t do this because it has the potential to jog his memory. And now I find this site too fun to give up my anonymity just to prove he’s a rapist which you all know is true from his self admission.

    Post your LEFT tit with the word, "MARM" scrawled on it. This will at least confirm you're female. It's the only way. Do not avoid it.
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  20. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by MAL It’s aight. I’ve been totally sober for a year before. It’s just healthier for your body.

    So while you're not ingesting alcohol and drugs, you can breathe in toxic air, polluted water, food tainted by herbacide, and exposed to background radiation levels. :)
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