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2018-09-09 at 3:28 PM UTC in I think my dog is dying ☹️
Originally posted by RisiR † Don't worry. It's all good.
The cats I got right now are all a bunch of pussies. They never learned how to kill efficiently because I had to take them in before they could learn it from their mothers. Though, I used to have a cat that got 22 years old. She was kinda magical or some shit. When she got old and couldn't hunt anymore the 18 year old and other cats from the neighborhood (?!) would drop mice and birds infront of our door and she would wait inside in the morning, go out to eat and come back in. I taught her all kinds of tricks, too. Cool cat.
The oldest one I got right now is 12 years old and he's my best friend. Had to take him in because the previous owners tortured him. He's the best, though. He adopted the smallest ones I took in which is crazy. He really acted like their mother for some time. I got 5 cats but I live in a big house and some of them I barely see because they mostly live outside.
I love animals more than people.
Kinda makes me think of my cat. The one I spoke earlier of haivng to put down, was the brother to the cat I still have. Lynx-Point Siamese. He's smart as shit and the most adoring, loving cat I've ever owned. When I got them, they were left on the side of a road in a box. Their eyes weren't even open yet. They would have surely died. I took both of them and I had to bottle feed them goat's milk to nurture them to health. Pretty cool. -
2018-09-08 at 12:46 PM UTC in drunk Bill Krozby-postingI cringed my asshole inside out.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-26 at 2:39 PM UTC in Condolences and Prayers to the McCain familyI hope he burns in hell, held captive by DEMONS, like he allowed himself to be held captive by RICE FARMING FAGGOTS. He isn't an American. That was his way of draft dodging the war, like a spineless FAGGOT.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-19 at 3:18 PM UTC in Why has Trump avoided the "Opioid Crisis"
Originally posted by cupocheer Aldra – I have been prescribed a specific medication by my physician
The monthly cost of this life-sustaining medication is $800.00.
While I have medical insurance which covers 100% of my prescription requirements they have refused to cover the cost of this medication. ('Thank you, Donald Trump' she said while holding up her middle fingers.)
In making direct contact with the specific pharmaceutical company I have been assured that THEY will provide my medication, at no cost, for the duration of my natural life.
Begging, to differ with you. unless you have had need of prescribed medications to sustain your life, which are, economically, impossible for you to obtain on your own. don't knock the pharmaceutical companies, at large.
(PS: This is the 2nd medication a pharmatical company has provided free of charge to improve the quality of my life. The 1st med cost $1,200.00 a month.)
Daraprim. You have AIDS.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-19 at 12:44 PM UTC in Most bullshit reason you were arrested?A friend of mine was driving me home after I spent a few hours at his house and had ONE shot of Everclear. Lo and behold, as we pulled onto my street, there were the cops, arresting one of my neighbors (lol). My dumbass friend stops the car anyway so it's too late to try and get him to keep going. The cops turned around and everything. I was all, "Fucking dumbass! Jesus Christ! I hope you have bail money. I am going to jail tonight!" all he said was "Sorry, dude" in a retarded sort of way, but I guess he was worried about his potential DUI.
Anyway, I get out of the car and start walking the 500ft from the bottom of the road to my house, which forced me to walk right past the flashing blue and red light arrest scene going on. I just tried to act like it was none of my fucking business, which it wasn't. Those faggot cops let me get 1/2 way up the street before they called me out by my NAME. "GRIMACE! Come here for a second."
"God damnit.", I thought to myself. "Do I fucking run? Do I make them earn their check? One of them is fat. I can definitely outrun him. The other one seems fit, he might get me. Either way, warrant will be issued. Fuck, fuck, FUCK!"
So I turn around and walk back down to the arrest scene of my neighbor.
"You been drinking tonight?", the fat one asks.
"No.", I say.
"Don't lie to me. I can smell it on you.", he says. This fucking infuriated me, as there was no possible way he could have SMELLED the ONE SHOT of Everclear I took 2 hours prior when I was walking up the street 20ft from him.
"No you don't. I haven't been drinking.", I say defiantly.
"We're going to give you a breathalyzer and find out.", he says.
"No you're not.", I say.
"We're not? Are you refusing the breathalyzer? If you're not guilty, there is nothing to worry about.", he said with a smirk on his face. The tone in his voice and the smirk on his face sent me into a silent rage.
"You piece of fucking shit fatass cop", I thought to myself as he stared at me with that smirk on his face.
"Yeah, you're probably drunk. We know how you GRIMACE'S are.", the cop said while laughing to his buddy. This was it.
"Yeah? FUCK YOU, bitch!", I shouted and SPIT on his chest, staining his faggot uniform with my spit wad.
He looked down at it, then looked at me, and I could see the RAGE come over him as he and his partner tackled me and did some sort of backwoods hog tie maneuver as I kicked and thrashed to get me in the back of the car. The whole time, I am screaming, "FUCK YOU, FAGGOT!" as I thrash and try to break free.
For some reason, and I don't know to this day why, the cop didn't charge me with spitting on him. All I was charged with was disorderly conduct, which was dropped to time served since I spent a week in jail over it.
Still. That was the dumbest reason I was ever arrested, both on my part for spitting on the faggot fucker and on their part for fucking with me when I was just walking past to go home. I guess they figured "two for one!" while they were there arresting my neighbor.
I fucking hate cops. Most of them, anyway.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-17 at 1:29 AM UTC in How to shut a whiny kid upThat's easy. You and a friend grab the kids arms and legs (two each) and then you both PULL as hard and fast as you can, violently thrashing and JERKING the kid's limbs. Eventually, you'll hear their hips, elbows, shoulders, and knees dislocate, but just keep violently thrashing their limber and noodle-like limbs.
Since everything is dislocated now, feel free to 360 twist their limbs over and over until the skin and flesh becomes so twisted and taut, it just kind of pops and rips off from the torso.
Then, you pickup the torso and throw it in the fireplace and cook it until it's a smouldering pile of ash and bone.
There. No more whiny kid. :)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-12 at 12:39 PM UTC in Sites that only load while in viewWhat browser are you using? If Chrome, type chrome:flags/#automatic-tab-discarding in the URL/search bar and then disable the feature if it is enabled. That should solve that. Other browsers have similar features.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-05 at 5:03 PM UTC in All modern laptops suck ass
Originally posted by apt In $current_year + 3 every single laptop on the market has at least one of the following 'features':
- Shit keyboard with low key travel and/or functionally crippled layout
- Comically large trackpad that takes up all the palm rest space freed up by shrinking and crippling the keyboard, and which has to rely on the driver's palm detection to stop the cursor from jumping around while typing
- Soldered RAM, soldered SSD, sealed battery making repairs ridiculously difficult or impossible for end users
- Stupid case design targeting normie aesthetic preferences, meaning no maintenance bays for quickly accessing and swapping components, no indicator LEDs, no hardware radio switches, etc
- 'Thin and light' design philosophy to appease noodle-armed MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGs and women who might break a wrist if they had to carry around more than 2kg at a time, which results in undersized cooling systems, overheating throttling processors and surface temps of 50C+ under load
The best I can find to replace my 7 year old W520 is a chinkpad P51, which comes with a worse display out of the box unless I opt for the battery sucking 4K option, and the keyboard/trackpad layout is so bad that I'm convinced Lenovo hired a blind retard to design it. So I guess I'll build a nice Ryzen desktop instead and stop using laptops altogether. Fuck everything.
Not necessarily. I think you meant to say, home-end user laptops are shit. This is very true. If you are looking for the features that are typically lacking in what you can find at your local Walmart/Best Buy, then you need to be prepared to spend more.
Sager/Clevo makes excellent, high-end laptops that feature the things you'd want. Check em' out.
https://www.xoticpc.com/custom-gaming-laptops-notebooks-gaming-laptops-ct-118-96-98/custom-gaming-laptops-notebooks-clevo-sager-notebooks-ct-95-51-162.htmlThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-05 at 9:07 PM UTC in Problem with lap if sophie, lanny or panny are free to help
Originally posted by NARCassist all i got was that
user1@user1-Aspire-5050:~$ sudo fsck /dev/sda5
[sudo] password for user1:
fsck from util-linux 2.31.1
user1@user1-Aspire-5050:~$
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It means that no error in the filesystem was found. You can go further with using the Ultimate Boot CD like I mentioned earlier if you wanted to do a manufacturer test on the drive, but you've probably already found your problem - The DVD that was stuck in the drive.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-05 at 6:25 PM UTC in Problem with lap if sophie, lanny or panny are free to help
Originally posted by -SpectraL SCSI and SATA are interchangeable in Linux terminology.
Yes. They are. Care to explain why that is, ole wise Speccy?
EDIT: Also, if you copy/paste your comment into Google, you get this: https://unix.stackexchange.com/questions/144561/in-what-sense-does-sata-talk-scsi-how-much-is-shared-between-scsi-and-ata
You sly dog, you.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-05 at 4:51 PM UTC in Problem with lap if sophie, lanny or panny are free to helpThe "sr0" error is in reference to your CD/DVD-ROM. It's talking about an I/O or "input/output" error. Try removing it from the laptop and booting. There should be a single screw holding it in place on the bottom and you can use your fingernail to pull the entire drive out after removing the screw.
EDIT: It may also be a failing hard drive that is being incorrectly reported as a failing CD/DVD drive. So may wish to check that as well. You can use Ultimate Boot CD to run the diagnostics for your hard drive manufacturer. http://www.ultimatebootcd.comThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-07-29 at 6:48 PM UTC in Why isn't it easier for members to complete tasks on internet sites?
Originally posted by Lanny Perhaps it's because the ADA doesn't apply to non-commercial sites and accordingly such sites are not designed with the mentally impaired in mind. I'm actually not joking, along with supporting low dexterity and screen reader users, part of the design validation process in my day job involves considering the user experience of people with like alzheimer's or whatever. Nothing super fancy, there are some guidelines like "instructions should be visible on the same page as the thing they describe" and just normal state visibility considerations you should really be thinking about before that stage, but sometimes it takes thinking like a retard to consider these things.
I can relate to this. In building my business, I have found that when I try to think like the DUMBEST customer I could possibly ever have, is when I make things clear enough. I was told that bit of advice from my sister-in-law. Design your website so that your DUMBEST customer can understand it.
So as I design posters or signs or even social media posts for the business, I always try to keep in mind my DUMBEST customer.
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2018-07-29 at 6:44 PM UTC in Finding out who is around youSo what? You'd see the IP addresses of devices that went to the website and then what? You're not going to get any sort of identifiable information from an IP address alone, unless you are sucking the dick of somebody within the telecom company. So you made this website to harvest IP addresses and you used public WHOIS tools to look them up and have a vague geographical location on each of them. Analytics might tell you what OS and browser they're on. Then what? You're going to pull straws at which OS exploit they might have not patched yet to see how you can infiltrate them?
What is the point of this thread?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-07-29 at 3:23 PM UTC in anyone know how to unlock a phone?Network SIM lock. Only the carrier can unlock this. There are a half dozen programs out there that claim to do it, but don't waste your time. Only the carrier can SIM unlock this.
EDIT: Also, holy shit. Potato camera.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-07-08 at 9:13 PM UTC in FONAPLATS Struggles With WoodThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-15 at 8:53 PM UTC in ATTENTION EVERYBODY: Fat girls will take anything to the hospital§m£ÂgØL used his smartphone and pressed the first word that appeared in the keyboard menu over and over to form this post.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-08 at 9:54 PM UTC in Did Putin Make Trump Look Like A Boob?Voting. HA! Either way you vote, you're shunned by nearly half of the population. That is...unless you don't vote.
"But Grimace! Voting is your American right! You should utilize it to help bring about the change you want to see in government!"
I can't vote for another few years. I am a convicted felon. OH WELL!"The right to vote is our most important right we have"
Voting doesn't fucking matter. Who is destined to win, wins. Votes mean fuck all.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-07-08 at 10:10 PM UTC in I think something might have happened to hydroAlso, hydro is (was?) a shit person. If she is dead, that's what you fucking get for living the life you chose.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-08 at 7:08 PM UTC in Computer, iPhone & iPad Schematics & PCB Files. Apple Hardware Diagnostics.I don't know how many of you need this sort of thing, but I figured there might be an interest in it anyway. This isn't my full collection, as most of them are at my office, but this is what I have on my home computer. Schematics and PCB files for iPhone and iPad. Used for hardware diagnosis and repair.
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Apple iPhone & iPad Hardware Schematics & Boardview Files
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http://www.mediafire.com/folder/58ihj5bm49499/Schematics_%26_PCB_files
View the PCB files with: https://www.pads.com/downloads/pads-pcb-viewer/
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Laptop/Desktop Motherboard Schematics and Service Manuals
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ftp://helpedia.com/pub/temp/schematic_laptop/
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Apple MacBook, MacBook Air, MacBook Pro, Mac Mini, iMac, Schematics & Boardview Files
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https://www.mediafire.com/#4vperr5xflvem
View the .brd files with Open Board View: https://openboardview.org/
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Apple MacBook, MacBook Air, MacBook Pro, Mac Mini, iMac, Mac Pro, Mac Mini Server Hardware Diagnostics
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52GB Apple (Hardware) Service Diagnostics (torrent magnet): magnet:?xt=urn:btih:9562ACA1C66C2CD2E0A8CF876845ED 95463412B0&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fbt.t-ru.org%2Fann%3Fmagnet
ASD Reference List:
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Training, Tutorials, Documentation, Resources
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Louis Rossman Training PDF
Louis Rossman YouTube videos (Macbook repair)
Jessa Jones/iPad Rehab YouTube videos (iDevice repair)
STS Telecom (mobile phone repair)
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Parts, Components, Shop Supplies
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https://www.mouser.com
https://www.digikey.com
https://microsolderingsupply.com
https://store.rossmanngroup.com
http://mendonipadrehab.com/supply-store
Will update with more. Enjoy. -
2018-07-08 at 11:29 PM UTC in I think something might have happened to hydro
Originally posted by Cootehill Thanks, interesting post. Is getting addicted to opiates damaging, or is it something that can be undone.
Of course it's damaging. Time heals all wounds though, regardless of what some pansy MOON PERSON says.
It fucked up my life. I'm still paying for it. I will pay for it for the rest of my life, but it doesn't have to own me. I am so disconnected from that person, I barely recognize him now.Is trying to stop opiates getting into the hands of potential addicts completely pointless.
Yes, to a degree. It's like trying to force gun control. If someone wants a gun badly enough, they'll find a way to get one regardless of any laws in their way. Same with opiates or any other substance.Do you think regular opiate users are people who are missing pleasure from their lives, and need a more rewarding life situation?
Depends on the severity, I think. Same could be said about all drugs. Some people use them to ENHANCE their lives, much like people drink in social settings.
Some people can abuse opiates and it provides some sort of positive experience for them. Unfortunately, that is not the case with most people.
For MOST PEOPLE, it becomes an out of control thing where it consumes their life and all their decisions. Alcohol can do that, marijuana can do that, meth can do that.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
