2018-09-22 at 2:19 AM UTC
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Caffien pills
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If you're looking for a pick-me-up and don't want to start taking METH and caffeine is too jittery/makes you feel like shit, give Ma Huang a go. If you're in the U.S., you can usually find it listed as Mormon Tea. It's ephedra tea. Contains both ephedrine and pseudoephedrine and several others.
I drink it in the morning.
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Steel Reserve 211. A finest choice malt liquor beverage.
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2018-09-20 at 8:07 PM UTC
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Dear Enter
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Dig at your bloody asshole to harvest the precious butt blood.
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Or, you're an edgelord who thinks this is how adults have sex. How you saw it portrayed in the porn videos you watch constantly.
When you get into a real relationship, unless it's completely based around hardcore, ass-pounding sex, then you realize that the sex you have is much more enjoyable when it's passionate and love-felt.
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I first started LURKING on &T in 1999, reading the text files and whatnot. I didn't register my account until 2001. I was a BLTC moderator and went by the name panthrax.
Tee hee. I have a butt.
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2018-09-16 at 1:15 PM UTC
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Lil Peep - Live Forever
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Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III
lol for real i've survived at least 10 overdoses that were more than those faggots
Seriously!
I have done soooooooo many drugs and overdosed sooooooo many times and I never fucking died. These kids today are limp-wristed little
queers!
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Fuck ya'll weird ass niggas, man.
I eat meat. Burgers, dogs, steaks, stir FRY PEPPER STEAK, all kinds of shit.
Although, I do move to turkey when I can rather than beef, but I still eat the fuck out of it. I can't imagine a life without my MEAT. MEET. I NEED MEET.
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2018-09-16 at 1:06 PM UTC
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Possible Benzo OD
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Originally posted by RisiR †
Accidental questionmark
I absolutely feel you there, man. It isn't that high (second floor) but I've considered it many times. What I plan to do after I've played through the current videogames that interest me is to hang myself from it. I need to do some calculations but I want the fall to rip my head off. Maybe set a fire where I'll land.
ahahhaha
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I clicked for pedo shit, and I was massively disappointed. Now, I am massively ANGRY.
FUCK YOU!
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2018-09-09 at 1:07 PM UTC
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I think my dog is dying ☹️
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Yes. Went through this many, many times. Also with a lab at 13 years old.
Death is part of life. As much as it pains us to say goodbye, we all have to at some point. Two years ago, I had to make that choice with my beloved cat. Excrutiatingly painful for me. I broke down in uncontrollable sobs in the vet's office. It sucks bad to have to go through that, but just try and remember that it's part of life. We all die, even our beloved animals.
If your dog is dying, please be there during her final moments and not send her off to the back of the vet clinic. As much as it pains you, imagine how it pains her if she's terrified, surrounded by people she doesn't know.
I hope your pupper makes a comeback and turns out to be fine, but if not, realize that death is part of life and your dog (hopefully) has had a great life with you. Also be mindful of when it is humane to pull the trigger. My cat was alive, but was at such a very, very low quality of life, it would have been inhumane to allow him to keep living. It was gut-wrenchingly painful to make that call, but I knew it was the right thing. Be open to making that same call with your pupper, if need be.
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You kinda look like one of those dads that is cool for whatever. You try and relive your youth vicariously through your son/daughter by hanging out with them and their friends and even offer beer or whatever. You have perhaps gotten disturbingly close to one of their (girl) friends and tried to use the same lines that was popular in the 80s. DON'T YOU?
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We EXUME all sorts of LIFE from the depths, but why have we, as a society, placed such high value on the BOTTOM FEEDERS of the ocean? CRAB and LOBSTER. The literal SHIT DWELLERS, we say, "OHHHH OHHHHH I WANT THE ONES THAT WALLOW IN SHIT! I WANNA PAY THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST FOR THOSE!"
Fuck you.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
The OP, "Grimace", is actually a notorious temple member by the name of panthrax.
This is true. The one, the only. The
notorious. Thank you for the delightful introduction, Specs.
Originally posted by RisiR †
Can we run over -SpectraL?
We will. As our car veers off the road, a lone elderly man steps in front of the car and says something faggy like, "Windows XP is the BEST opera----" before our car SLAMS into him and he rolls over the windshield at the same time all 3 of us are ejected from it, while stare rape slams hard in the trunk. As we all lie in the field, broken-bodied and bloodied, Spectral levitates off the ground and glides over each of us, one at a time, and within an inch of our twisted and mangled faces, he goes, "You don't scare me, kid" and when he delivered his punch line to the last of us, he goes to fly away before he strikes the electrical lines above and is burnt to a crisp and his charred and blackened body falls to the pavement where it explodes into a million little pieces.
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2018-09-09 at 5:06 PM UTC
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RIP Mac Miller
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We could get fucking RUINED drunk and get a shitload of face tattoos and we'll all pile into a walrus dick purple Mitsubishi Gallant, but in the backseat. I'll lean over the seat and place a cinder-block on the accelerator and we'll have a fucking disco ball in the back and shit and we'll be passing the bottle and the crack stem back and forth and then RisiR leans over and jerks the car into gear and with a powerful motion and fury, the car catches traction and takes off. We're just bangin out in the back seat like a buncha thugs, drinkin liquor and smokin crack, no seat belt on because we're bosses, and the car is rapidly accelerating to over 100MPH when it veers off the road and slams into a ditch, ejecting all three of us through the windshield and scattering us throughout a field. We call out to each other, through a mouth of blood, "D-d-duuudes? *hack, vomit, spit* it hurts bad man!" and then we all EXPIRE in the field.
That's what I want
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Originally posted by RisiR †
Can I be naked?
Yes. In fact, we're all naked. We're all naked in the back of the walrus dick purple Mitsubishi Gallant. As it gains speed, our DICKS begin to flop and flail around as the car hits pot holes n' shit. We laugh while pointing at each other's dicks like, "HAHAHA LOOK AT YOUR DICK!" - "NO, LOOK AT YOOOOOOUUUURRRR DICK HAHAHAHAHHA!"
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2018-09-09 at 3:53 PM UTC
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I think my dog is dying ☹️
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Originally posted by stare rape
Sure, but it all gets taken back when they die
Just like we all die. If you're not open to bonding with other life because they die, then you shouldn't bond with family. We all die, that's just part of life. To exclude yourself from the experience of love and adoration whether a friend, a family member, or a pet, that just leads to a shallow life, I think.
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2018-09-09 at 3:50 PM UTC
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I think my dog is dying ☹️
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Originally posted by stare rape
This is why I don't get pets. Besides the fact that I don't want the extra responsibility, why get attached to something that will be gone that quickly?
Pets can be a major life fulfilling thing, man. I mean, to not experience the love of a pet who needs you...I dunno. I guess the same arguement goes for kids. I don't want kids EVER, but I get it.
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2018-09-09 at 3:45 PM UTC
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I think my dog is dying ☹️
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Originally posted by Technologist
That sounds so cool.
Ya know, I’ve never met a Siamese cat that was very friendly to anyone else, other than their owner.
I was just thinking about how dogs are a good judge of character. Dogs and kids. Ginger wouldn’t go to certain people that came around, those people ended up being nasty people. But, she would sit all over my friends that I still have as friends. Same with my son as a baby.
Animals seem to have better intuition of who is a good person and who is a shitbag, it seems.
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