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2018-02-11 at 2:04 PM UTC in allіgatorThe truth is, you guys wish you had the abilities of SpecTroll.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-11 at 2:32 PM UTC in What's the best way to react if a date cancels on you?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-11 at 2:01 PM UTC in Beating Up Your High School Bully/Tormentor
Originally posted by Enter It'd be way more cathartic to beat them, but man. So much fucking work to not get caught.
Just plan and do it right, homie. Hell, if you beat him bad enough, it doesn't even matter if he knows it's you. Threaten him somehow. When he is unconscious after beating him, use his phone to look up kiddy porn. Threaten him with it when he awakes. lol.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-11 at 12:30 PM UTC in Sometimes its better to be fatIt's not as complicated as you may think. Men have this idealized idea of "sexy" they think they need to achieve, much as women do. Men think they NEED the chistled chest, the fucking huge arms, tanned skin, etc. None of this is actually true, though.
Basically, women look for a few basic physical traits:
1: You're not dogshit ugly. If you are, too bad. You're gonna be forever alone. Just try to be somewhat non-ugly.
2. The "V" shape. This isn't purely looks, either. It's a subtle, unconscious thing women look at. It suggests GOOD OFFSPRING, if you have broad shoulders and a thin waist. "Thin waist" doesn't mean you need to be skinny, either. Look at your upper body in the mirror. Now take a smaller mirror and look at your back through the reflection of another mirror. Does your general shape resemble a "V"? If not, you need to do more pushups. Start today. It seems pretty vain and retarded and pseudo-science, but I am telling you, it's a factor.
3. That's about it. If you were once fat and fat no more and have excess skin baggage, get that shit taken care of. That is a deal breaker, too.
Truth is, most women aren't looking for male model, weight lifter shit. They just want an average looking guy that is generally average but makes them feel good. Making them laugh goes a whole lot further than your waist line, that's for sure.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-11 at 1:25 PM UTC in lol, everything I learned about women from the internet has been wrong.
Originally posted by Enter If someone wants to fight you, and they're drunk as fuck, there's no reason not to take them up on it. You'll win every time since they're uncoordinated as fuck despite their confidence.
Well sure. I was a 115lb druggy freshman idiot when I kicked the shit out of a junior linebacker because he was touching on my sister on the school bus and she didn't want it. I was already suspended from school for making a scene/cussing out a teacher, and when my sister told me what happened on the school bus, I showed up at school during lunch, just intermingled with all the other students, then I used my lunch tray and fucking CRACKED IT across his face then dove on top of him and used the edge of it to slam it over the bridge of his nose over and over before I was pulled off by school resource officers. hahaha.
I was just given another 14 days of out of school suspension for it. OOOOOOOH.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-11 at 1:04 PM UTC in lol, everything I learned about women from the internet has been wrong.
Originally posted by Enter Yeah, even though she was great, I didn't feel that connection. Her dad fucking HATED me, too.
I had a girl that lived about a 1/2 mile down the street from me. I used to sneak out of my house in the middle of the night to go meet her. We hadn't fucked yet, she'd just suck me off, which was fine with me.
This particular night, it was about 1am, I was crawling up her lawn like I always did and the dogs started barking. I kinda froze, thinking they might just fuck off. Well, they didn't. Her dad ended up coming out and shouting "who's there!?!?". I don't think he could see me. Then I heard and SAW a gunshot explosion of grass about 10ft from me. I got up and TOOK OFF RUNNING. He shot at me the whole way. I ran in random zigzags to try and be a harder target, grass mounds exploding all around me. I was fucking terrified.
The next day, on the school bus, she was like "omg my dad knows its u" and I was all "omg he almost killed me" and when we got to school, we went into the football stadium ticket booth and fucked, then smoked meth and went back to class. Hah. Her parents are now a client of mine and I don't think they know who I was. Hahah.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-11 at 12:02 PM UTC in I asked my friend what It's Always Sunny character I resemble, and he said Mac?You're none of the characters, Enter. You're your own breed.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-10 at 3:02 AM UTC in For realz, there's nothing more fun than dive-by insults.A woman stepped out into oncoming traffic the other day on my way home when the pedestrian crosswalk was not 15ft from her. Caused everyone to slam on their brakes, me included. I became so furious, I rolled down my window and screamed out, "THE FUCKING CROSSWALK IS RIGHT THERE, YOU STUPID FUCK!" and kept on driving. I continued driving, angry at her, but as I drove and thought about how I screamed at her, it made me feel good. I felt good.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-09 at 7:05 PM UTC in Are my balls gonna fall off?I laughed a lot at this thread. Thank you. Ahahaha!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-04 at 1:22 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-04 at 4:09 PM UTC in tiny better living for cucks is planning a raid on nisYou have no idea the gravity and the complications of what you just said will carry. You're fucked.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-04 at 12:36 PM UTC in What have you been playing lately?I wish I had more time for these seemingly fun as fuck games. :(The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-04 at 12:08 PM UTC in Pam from The Office (US) is a fucking horrible bitch.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-21 at 7:32 PM UTC in lol i just made my neighbor cryyou didn't slap her. If you did, that's simple assault. You're also on probation, for violent attacks on women. You'd be buried UNDER the jail. This is another Bill Krozby story. A simple story. Fiction.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-28 at 8:40 PM UTC in Bulging capacitors
Originally posted by aldra probably due to temperature
bulging is ok (though whatever caused them to bulge will likely cause them to pop eventually), leaking dramatically affects their capacitance though.
The effect depends on where they are; modern motherboards are too intricate to really predict what capacitor failures will do and replacing them is tricky given how tightly they're packed
I disagree. Bulging shows the cellular breakdown of electrolytic fluid inside the capacitor. Capacitors work in a data line to "smooth" or "regulate" a signal. Commonly, you'll find, on 10+ year desktop computers, the capacitors around the CPU are swollen or busted. Modern motherboards boast 10+ year capacitors, but motherboards from "off the shelf" computers at Best Buy or whatever, commonly have cheaper capacitors that are rated for 5-7 years.
A bulged capacitor is a bad capacitor every time. No matter what. In fact, the capacitor doesn't even have to bulge to be bad. It can appear normal and have an extreme drop in capacitance. Only way to know for sure is to remove it from the circuit and test it with a multimeter.
To OP, I'd replace any caps that were swollen. In fact, replace all of them in the general area. When one swells and loses capacitance, the load is often off-set to the surrounding capacitors and they too begin to fail. You can read the voltage and uF of them on the capacitor itself. Make sure you replace them with the correct polarity, positive in positive, etc. Basically, replace them in the same direction you removed them.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-01-28 at 8:31 PM UTC in I just wanna go outside and walk in the rain.
Originally posted by infinityshock ive done that before because it was the middle of a hurricane and i needed to make sure my palm tree wasnt about to come crashing down into my house. theres nothing exciting or interesting about it whatsoever.
You shallow-minded idiot. He was referring to the dramatic effect of feeling "cleansed" or "washed" in nature's shower, not the literal act of standing in rain. HOW EMBARRASSINGThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-01-28 at 10:37 PM UTC in I have perfected lucid dreaming.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-21 at 6:31 PM UTC in People Don't Like MeI put on a smiling face, a charming personality when I need to. I am revered as "kind, patient, caring, gentle" in social settings with customers (so many old women talk me up like I am the BEST), but on the inside, I am dark and thinking, "You fucking idiot. I HATE YOU! I want to go home and be alone forever, FUCK!"
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2018-01-21 at 1:56 PM UTC in Murder of Jessica LunsfordThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-20 at 1:49 PM UTC in Freeware or cheap program for recording screen?Most graphics driver software includes a screen recording feature. Some integrated graphics drivers do not include this feature, but if you have a dedicated GPU, your graphics driver software likely has the feature built-in. AMD's Radeon software has hotkeys (Ctrl + Shift + R) to enable screen recording, as an example.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
