2018-03-10 at 12:41 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I wake up two hours earlier than I can tolerate, then I pour some coffee, sit down, and twiddle my thumbs until I'm late for work.
2018-03-10 at 1:05 AM UTC
I wake up. Get the coffee going. Cook a breakfast that consists of one egg, one egg white, two slices of whole grain bread, an orange, one multivitamin, two blue/black pills, two fiber chewies, and usually some water. After breakfast I clean up and take a shower where I use the blue soap bar to clean myself rather than the white one. After the shower, I prepare my lunch for work and leave for work early.
2018-03-10 at 1:09 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Rub one out, take a shit, drink coffee, maybe go to work if they need me otherwise smoke some weed and go for a walk.
2018-03-10 at 1:16 AM UTC
Nil
African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
I get up in the afternoon, micturate and go and work if i have the motivation.
2018-03-10 at 1:22 AM UTC
Depends. I notice if I don't have work or something to do in the morning I tend to oversleep and get really bad brain fog.
2018-03-10 at 1:25 AM UTC
Wake up at some point between midnight and... midnight. Roll out of bed. Find and kiss my boyfriend. Shitpost on NIS from my phone.
2018-03-10 at 2:47 AM UTC
Wake up, have to shit and piss, wash my face and brush teeth but I can't because someone is painting the door of the bathroom or cleaning the toilet or something. Want to make coffee but someone else has a pot going and not enough for me, Want food but someone is cleaning the kitchen.
Want to smoke weed but there's too many people around. Horny and can't do anything about it because too many people.
Check my phone for news stories, messages, posts on forums, did the world end yet?. Nope nope nope and nope.
Then I will try to clean but the garbage bin in full so I just say fuck it and leave the house, go to get iced coffee and visit the local bakery for some goods and usually buy cigarettes because im stressed out about not being able to do anything.
Then I go back home and do research or watch YouTube videos until lunch time.
Today when I woke up i had to piss for 3 hours but every time I went up the stairs there was a dude there painting the walls or something so I went to go piss at the park but there were maintenance workers there so I went to the coffee shop and both urinals were in use so I just got a coffee and went home and the dude was still painting the stairs.
I haven't been able to shit/piss when I wake up for at least a month.
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2018-03-10 at 9:51 AM UTC
Grab T-PAIN, and ingest. Grab joint and/or wax to take a hit. Eat something, usually fruit is all I can tolerate, doing this so I don't go around all day puking my guts up from being prego, because once I start puking, I can't stop, not for a long ass while anyway, even if I have nothing left to puke, I'll just dry heave. Take other meds. Get my son up and dressed and do something with him. We color and go over the betabet at breakfast every morning. Sometimes we go to the park, or somewhere cool. I read to him a lot in the mornings, and we watch some kids shows too. If I have to work, I either take him to his babysitter, or she comes here to watch him.
2018-03-10 at 10:58 AM UTC
What no I don't do drugs except huffing propane and I live with my parents and they are always doing housework so I can't even leave my room sometimes.
2018-03-10 at 11:39 AM UTC
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
Wake up some time from 6am-2pm, flick switches in my room, get dressed and go piss.
Then comp for an hour or 2 and I go take a shit, maybe another an hour or two after that.
And that's my morning.
2018-03-10 at 11:54 AM UTC
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
1) Wake up 2 hours before I have to be at work.
2) Sort out and swallow a fist-full of vitamins, supplements, and stimulants.
3) Take a shower
4) Groom my beard, brush my teeth, apply deodorant, cologne, etc.
5) Eat breakfast along with a glass of orange juice and coffee. Yes, a GLASS of coffee.
6) Sit down at my computer and fuck off to the last possible moment before I will be late for work.
7) Leave for work. 4 minutes until I have to be there.
That's Mon-Sat. On Sundays, my morning is like:
1) Wake up crumpled in a pile that the human body is not accustomed to.
2) Stagger into the kitchen and make a particularly strong bloody mary, spilling shit everywhere
3) Sit down at my computer and shitpost on NIS.
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2018-03-10 at 11:55 AM UTC
I don't have a routine these days.
2018-03-10 at 12:30 PM UTC
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Routine is for beta. beta takes each moment and makes it whimper.
2018-03-10 at 12:31 PM UTC
Wake up, toss n wash some Crouton immediately, make coffee, drink it, make breakfast (lately some eggs and grits), eat it, take a shit and shower + brush teeth, get dressed, sit around on NIS/internet, then if I have school that day I go to take the bus to school
