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2018-04-22 at 8:09 AM UTC in Issue313 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING14 gasthekikesracewarnow
Originally posted by A College Professor hey why dont you assholes go back to your shitfest and let me go back to mine
Hey why don't you calm down? Wow. Two seconds after I have posted any post, there you are ALL UP ON IT. You need to get a life, man. Just a protip. Also, from one man to another. You'll be happier with a woman at your side.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-22 at 7:26 AM UTC in mq is a 33 year old man childtwo dishwashers/kitchen cooks battle over who is the least dysfunctional. Hahaha.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-21 at 12:43 PM UTC in im only attracted to autistic girls with blonde hair or black hair + blue eyesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-21 at 12:52 PM UTC in Posters You Would MurderIn this mental exercise of what we would do if we could or might do and whatnot, I would literally wrap my hands around §m£ÂgØL's FRAIL NECK, and watch the life FADE from his EYES. I'd SQUEEZE as hard as I fucking could, so he would not only suffocate, but the capillaries would burst in his eyes, causing the whites of his eyes to be completely red. He wouldn't even be able to utter a choking sound, I'd squeeze so hard. The only sound you'd hear is the sound of my teeth grinding in my mouth from the fucking pure rage and dedication and my own muscles in my arms, wrists, and hands tightening around his throat.
When he was finally limp and he was clearly dead, I'd throw him out with yesterday's trash. No one investigates beaner deaths. He'd collect flies at the top of a landfill pile somewhere. FOREVER.
The end.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-20 at 2:01 PM UTC in Official Poll: Do you think §m£ÂgØL is still in love with Hydro?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-20 at 1:52 PM UTC in Official Poll: Do you think §m£ÂgØL is still in love with Hydro?§m£ÂgØL will always be SUPPLEMENTING .
When his full time job isn't enough, he supplements by writing SHITTY EBOOKS.
When he couldn't actually hitchhike ANYWHERE, he supplemented with a Greyhound bus and wrote his SHITTY E-BOOK he oh so cleverly named HITCHIKED INTO CONCEPTION.
When he got his first job at Sonic, he supplemented by just QUITTING after 2 weeks because, "his feet hurt". His FEET HURT? What did he think WORK was going to BE? What a RETARD!
When he went through a no showering phase and INSISTED that it was HEALTHIER to not shower, his BODY SUPPLEMENTED him with a YEAST INFECTION on his PENIS. §m£ÂgØL was ADAMANT that he DID NOT smell.
He thought he'd SUPPLEMENT his life with a GIRLFRIEND! On an OK Cupid date, he took her, ON THEIR FIRST DATE into the WOODS and said, "its ok to have sex with me. I promise I won't tell anyone you're easy" in an attempt to have SEX with her.
Any FUNCTIONAL ADULT shouldn't have to SUPPLEMENT and ACCOUNT FOR with some DEDICATION, hard work, RESPONSIBILITY, and a bit of COMMON SENSE. §m£ÂgØL lacks ALL of these. §m£ÂgØL drifts through the world with his eyes UPWARD, like a MYSTICAL FAGGOT. Fantasy and DREAMS dominate his reality.
§m£ÂgØL will ALWAYS have to SUPPLEMENT just to SURVIVE.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-18 at 11:52 AM UTC in Official Poll: Do you think §m£ÂgØL is still in love with Hydro?
Originally posted by gumbo 2014 I hitchhiked into conception
2015 baby born, husband holds baby by neck, is kicked out
2016 monogamous relationship starts. Ends. Hydro sends letter signed in blood and cries a lot
2017 any hope of civility completely demolished after death threats. Poc relationship starts, ends. 1337 relationship starts like September or something. Hydro gets pregnant again.
2018 Marriage, further degeneracy.
2019 post predictions below
You left out the parts where she convinced you the baby was yours in 2014 and despite everyone around you telling you otherwise, you believe it and become LORDLY with your SAGE advice on life and philosophy. NO ONE can understand the PLANE of EXISTENCE and UNDERSTANDING you now held because you're soon a father to be....
...only to find out that shit was never yours at all! Ahahhahahah! AND YOU WROTE THAT SHITTY E-BOOK THAT YOU TRIED TO ERASE!!!
AAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHahahaha!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-19 at 9:39 PM UTC in Official Poll: Do you think §m£ÂgØL is still in love with Hydro?
Originally posted by Enter §m£ÂgØL, comment?
He doesn't talk about that part anymore, Blunderstar. It's too shameful, too embarrassing to remember. I mean, he droned on and on to all of us LESSER FOLK about how KINGLY he now was as a father to be. He dropped EVERYTHING and dutifully went to work for THREE WHOLE DAYS writing that shitty ebook that no one bought. Only to find out the baby was never his and everyone on Zoklet was right after all. He had to face us all and admit he was wrong, after acting so SAGELY and DIVINE for so long about his forthcoming fatherhood.
He quickly erased all of his hilarious promotional posts he made on various websites and took the book offline. He hardly speaks of it to this day. He'd just rather forget it ever happened at all.
I mean, being cucked by her, dominated, and strung along like a puppet. Oh, and fucked in the ass by her husband. Hydro, the PUPPER MASTER.
Stringin' niggas up and makin em believe they the father of they baby n' shit. Makin niggas get fucked in the ass n shit. That's some gangsta ass shit, Hydro.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-16 at 3:54 AM UTC in this is a gameNoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-15 at 3:14 PM UTC in O
Originally posted by Fox Paws If that exchange had just happened in real life and you started getting all aggressive with me and shit instead of just apologizing then yeah I would. I don’t respond well to people escalating conflict with me, I just fucking go ape shit
I suddenly like you a whole lot more. I do the same thing. In real life scenarios, when people get aggressive with me, even for a moment, I have a very hard time (which I am working on) with keeping my cool and I usually lose my shit. I like you much more now. We're ultimate rage friends.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-08 at 4:09 AM UTC in Transferring Programs Onto A Laptop With No D: driveThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-08 at 6:33 PM UTC in pwp interventionFrom 4J's account of what happened afterwards, "We just had a shootout with the cops. I barely got away".The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-05 at 12:01 AM UTC in laptop just diedAll you gotta do is daisy chain power outlets to magnify ur power intake potential cuz. I run like 2 mini fridges, a microwave, a toaster, a heating pad, my laptop, and a lil fan off those things all at once bro. Gets a lil hot, but it's all good. Gotta step ur electrical game up cuz.
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2018-04-01 at 8:22 PM UTC in Dungeons & DragonsWe started it up in prison, but GA Dept of Corrections head HONCHOS decided that it "harbored fantasy ideas of violence" and banned the game for open play. We still played, we just had to in secret now. Fucking retarded.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-01 at 2:24 PM UTC in Hays State Prison - Inmate Prison System - AMAThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-01 at 8:34 AM UTC in Hays State Prison - Inmate Prison System - AMAi'll answer the rest in a second, goddamnitThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-01 at 7:34 AM UTC in Alternate Account RatingsOh my god.
While you're at it, rate ME!
Found totse in 1999, joined in 2001 ("proof" in wayback machine data to 2002 and totse colaboration pic in 2004.
I am the oldest CONFIRMED DATA member here. Spectral likes to cite, "I am the OLDEST!" yet offers no proof. I have and do. I am the oldest surviving member of totse.com. Moderator of totse.com's BLTC, moderator of Zoklet's BLTC and then Forum Admin of Zoklet.net. Some of you have been here just as long as I have, and if you're notable, I'll remember you. A fart in the wind "randomboy2001", I may not recall.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-01 at 7:16 AM UTC in I might be getting my 'first' ever golden shower tomorrowCongratulations?
I don't know what you want us to say.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-28 at 7:59 PM UTC in How to recover information off a water damaged phone
Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 Desiccants are objectively better than air drying. That's why they're called desiccants. Rice has LONG been used as one. Do you need studies?
https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/14992027.2016.1253877?journalCode=iija20
http://www.wseas.us/e-library/conferences/2014/Malaysia/RESEN/RESEN-32.pdf
https://www.nature.com/articles/srep21423
There is a big movement of people replacing silicon dioxide with processed rice husk. Because it fucking works.
If you insult rice one more time I'm going to rape your sister.
Here is a first hand account from the very best in Mobile handset repair
http://mendonipadrehab.com/entries/general/rice-rant
Anyone in this industry knows that the "rice trick" is bogus, just like "freeze your hard drive" or any of those other retarded YouTube miracle fixes.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-28 at 7:57 PM UTC in How to recover information off a water damaged phoneThe "put it in rice" thing is an internet myth. If you want to further destroy your phone, throw it in rice.
The only PROPER way to handle this is to CEASE FROM ATTEMPTING TO USE THE PHONE.
You'll need to disassemble the phone to remove the motherboard, remove any heat shields that cover the various ICs, and then soak the board in 91% or higher isopropyl alcohol overnight.
The next day, gently scrub the board with an acid brush or old toothbrush, being sure not to brush so hard you knock off components.
Use a qtip to clean the ribbon cable connectors with more 91% iso, allow the fully dry, then reassemble.
It would be better if you had an ultrasonic cleaner with auto frequency scanning capability like a repair shop would (like I have), but you can follow what I said as a pretty straight forward way of trying to get data back.
Also, replace the battery. It's gotten wet, so go ahead and assume it's finished. Power on ONLY AFTER doing everything I said and with a new battery.
Have it connected to a PC and be ready to transfer data ASAP because you never know HOW LONG the phone will work for. Don't wanna spend precious time dicking around with it.
EDIT: https://youtu.be/oUCbbzNNirQ
You can use that video to disassemble your phone and reassemble.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
