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2017-12-17 at 10:43 PM UTC in Do Any Of You Screenshotting Weirdos Have...Spectral ALWAYS comes through. Thanks, Spec.
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2017-12-09 at 6:55 PM UTC in tfw almost 30
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2017-12-03 at 5:08 PM UTC in I'm sleeping in a car tonightI lived in my old 1996 Honda Civic for a summer once. Sweat my fucking ass off. Interesting experience anyway.
Lots of crack-cocaine, lot of heroin, lots of Steel Reserve 211's. So many cigarettes. A lot of radio, too. Cell phones were flip-phones at the time, so there was no internet to speak of.
Ahh, good times. -
2017-11-19 at 1:51 PM UTC in I know this is gonna sound really egotistical and shit...Wal-Mart is my most despised store of all time. I go into one and immediately stricken with pure hatred of everyone. Stop in the middle of the aisle? I want to fucking murder you. Cause me to do that retarded "are you going left or am I going left" dance with you? I want to fucking murder you. When I find a moment of solace and am able to actually study a product I might like to buy, I am immediately surrounded with fat, horrible people who seemingly PUSH their carts in CLOSER and CLOSER as if to hurry you along. FUCK Wal-Mart. Fuck people. All of them. Except for the ones that pay me.
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2017-11-19 at 12:02 PM UTC in No, I'm serious, how do I meet more women.Everyone likes to offer cliche answers like "go outside" or "just talk to some girl you meet", but this is absolutely retarded advise.
The fact is, in 2017, I don't know how to meet women! When I was coming of age and meeting/dating women, we all met through either a mutual friend, a bar, a pool (billiards) hall, skating rink, etc. We met face to face. We spoke in person.
Now, it seems the most popular way to meet someone is to use some sort of online service. I not only find that creepy, but also sad. "BUT GRIMACE! I FOUND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THROUGH AN ONLINE SITE AND TIMES ARE CHANGING! YOU SHOULD BE MORE PROGRESSIVE AND STOP LIVING IN THE PAST AND ACCEPT PROGRESSIVE WAYS!" - maybe so. There are certain things that I think shouldn't become online-based. Like dating.
You should generically meet a girl on your own and generically foster a relationship with her. My sister used an online dating site and she is happily married now for almost 6 years. It makes me want to see statistical data on how often those types of relationships last. Anyway, I am rambling...
In 2017, I have no fucking idea how to meet women. If I wasn't already married, I would be lost. I guess I would be another fucking loser on another one of these desperate fucking dating websites, making a desperate account, and essentially stalking women. -
2017-11-19 at 1:36 PM UTC in This website is boring as fuckSpeccy might be so hardcore socially awkward, it would be a negative experience to have a beer with the ole' chap.
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2017-11-19 at 2:49 PM UTC in good drug stash spots for dealing with TSA/customsSure. Inside you. This is always the time-honored classic. Suitcase up, boy.
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2017-11-19 at 1:26 PM UTC in i love you guysI don't think he's a little prick. Speak for yourself. Dang..........
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2017-11-19 at 1:17 PM UTC in life is pointless if you don't do hard drugsAlthough my experience with drugs led me to a world of pain and prison time, I still think, if I could go back, I'd do it all over again. Sure, the bad times led to the prison and all. I'd try to avoid the scenarios that led to that if I could go back, but in general, I have had a lot of fantastic moments with drugs. Met some cool people, too.
Drugs doesn't have to be all bad. I guess it kind of depends on the person. If you're a hardcore, cock-sucking junkie faggot who will do anything to get his fix, drugs might be bad for you. :) -
2017-11-12 at 7:59 PM UTC in Weird PhenomenomThe earth beneath mash shook and trembled violently. His family members cried out in fear as they struggled to stay on their two feet. Mash snapped his head back and his eyes rolled back in his head, only exposing the whites of his eyes.
"WE ARE THE ONES WHO DWELL WITHIN!!!!
A foreign voice growled from within his throat. The earth shook and pictures fell off the walls. The floor opened up to reveal a churning pit of lava and fire. There were so many bodies swimming in the MAGMA, screaming in mind-blowing agony and reaching upward for someone to help them.
"HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!, Mash laughed maniacally as his entire family was swept into the pit and began to roast in the lava. Their skin crackled and POPPED and their tongues BOILED in their screaming mouths. The fissure closed just as soon as it opened and mash regained conciousness.
"Mom? Dad?", he called out, but ultimately shrugged it off when no one answered him. He saw an open DVD case on the floor. He flipped it over to reveal......
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2017-11-12 at 8:49 PM UTC in The Poetry ThreadI looked to the sky and cried.
Weeping and gnashing of teeth.
This is my eternal punishment. -
2017-11-12 at 8:17 PM UTC in Temple of the Screaming Electron Ressurection thread
Originally posted by Z+K=ZKRON Totse used to be the place everyone ended up when you google "how to make a bomb" or "how to cook meth"
Google those now and see what you get.
For one of those, you used to get my website. ;)
"#1 on Google, mom! I made it! I finally made it!"
Then my host took me down. Boo hoo. -
2017-11-12 at 6:25 PM UTC in Temple of the Screaming Electron Ressurection threadSeriously, what's with everyone trying to rebirth &TOTSE all the time? This website alone is enough rebirth. Let the dead lie, man. We all loved &TOTSE, but the cold hard truth is that the Internet of 2017 and forward isn't the same as 1999-2009's Internet. It's nostalgic for a reason. Just remember &TOTSE fondly, the times you spent, the things you learned, the people you met, and let it go. Be happy with what we have here. Truly the last vestige of the community. I don't know if it could handle another split and break off.
LOOK at us all!
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2017-11-12 at 11:34 PM UTC in If Grimace were to go out last night and get a blowjob...I went out last night. The wind was cold on my face as my lips chapped and cracked into a brittle piece of shit.
"I need to get some lip balm", I said to myself as I walked the lonely street in the bitter cold.
I paused for a moment to glance at the stars...
"What a fucking weird thing..." I thought to myself as I gazed upon the twinkling stars in the deepening blue sky.
Suddenly, Weed Smoker came FLYING around the corner in his WALRUS DICK PURPLE Mitsubishi Gallant. He didn't even see me when he hit me head on. I rolled up on the windshield and exploded into a mass of bone, blood and gore.
Weed Smoker kept on ridin', cuz he's a a rida'. -
2017-11-12 at 11:14 PM UTC in Conflict Shitpile III - Diplomacy Defunct EditionHoly mother of god. Read the entire thread. Every comment.
I need to reflect on all of this before I reply. Good thread though, aldra. -
2017-11-12 at 11:12 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!This is the most sacred thread in this community's existence. There is where all the gossip happens, the revelations, the winnings, the failures. Everyone uses this thread as their Facebook, status updating us all with the shit no one cares about.
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2017-11-12 at 11:02 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2017-11-12 at 10:58 PM UTC in How do you keep yourself from becoming absolutely obsessed with all that is going wrong in the worldHonest answer to the OP:
I just don't give a fuck. I don't read "headline news", I don't watch the news. The only reason I even know what is happening is because of my local TV station that I play during the morning as I get ready for work. They report anything major. Besides that, fuck it. I used to try and keep up with everything and everyone and immerse myself in a bunch of global political nonsense. It's all bullshit, man. Just stop giving a fuck and free yourself. -
2017-10-29 at 6:52 AM UTC in 2018 OS For MeLinux has never been a "run it and go" OS. Only in recent times has it even begun to taste upon that with distros like Debian, Ubuntu, Mint, etc. (all based on Debian, mind you). Earlier than this, it was live distros like Knoppix which was meant to be "run it and go", or at least, the early attempts at it.
Want to branch out? I know you said you didn't want Slackware, but I still recommend it. It's not at all suited to the every day home user. It's stability minded for linux nerds. You should still know it.
If you want a more user friendly distro, try ElementaryOS. It's heavily themed for "appearance" and many will find similarities to Mac OS.
Like it or love it, the popular distos of today are Debian, Mint, Ubuntu, Fedora, and Arch. All other distros are some flavor of the previous, Debian being the grandaddy of them all.
So if you want a 2018 distro and aren't satisfied with Ubuntu, I would suggest you try Mint as it will be the most familiar to you (in terms of repos) yet different. Or, if you are further along with linux use, build your own OS under Arch Linux with your own desktop environment.
With Linux, there is so many possibilities. If you've been used to Debian-based distros, I would suggest Mint and if that isn't your thing, then branch totally off and build your own with Arch. And if you're rather have something prepackaged that isn't Debian based, go with Slackware. -
2017-11-12 at 12:32 PM UTC in I'm going to eat at Denny's by myself.If I was there with you, we'd be getting a GRAND SLAM BREAKFAST. One for you, one for me. Once the waitress delivered our food, we'd politely thank her, answer "no" when she asks if we need anything else, and then promptly tell her to fuck off when she lingers around our table a little longer than what is acceptable.
I will WOLF DOWN my entire GRAND SLAM BREAKFAST meal, because I feel like I am starving because I have been drinking beer for 5 days straight, missing the loss of a loved one, and not eating any food whatsoever. I gobble down my entire plate and with bacon and eggs still in my mouth, mushed into a strange paste between my teeth, I SLINK under the table and SUCK YOUR DICK.
You moan in ecstasy as I SUCK and you eat your HASHBROWNS. You bite into your EGGS as I CUP your ballsack and deep throat it. Wriggling with pleasure, you barely manage to get your slice of bacon off the plate when I reach around and grab your asscheeks, grip them firmly, and forcefully SLAM your DICK in my THROAT. I time it just as you take the bite of bacon. You wriggle, jerk, convulse, let out an audible "ohhh" as your body CASCADES into a series of VIOLENT shakes and SPASMS and OUNCES and OUNCES of semen squirts from your ROCK HARD DICK.
I crawl out from under the table and stumble out into the night, leaving you with the bill of $37.22. My body would be later found the following day completely mangled and crows have picked out my eyeballs entirely. You stare at the bill as a band of sweat trickles down your face. You know you need to tip your waitress, but you already think a $37 bill is astronomically expensive. You try and juggle your expenses in your mind: "I just won't turn anything on, not my TV, not my computer, not even a light bulb for a week! I'll live under the warmth of a blanket, a good book, and a flashlight"
As you are considering your expenses, a man bursts into the restaurant...
"EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!", he shouts in an excited tone.
"P-Please! I have a daught-.." a woman near him tried to plead before he aimed his sawed-off, pistol grip shotgun at her face and blew her head off. Her mostly headless body crumpled to the floor around her children as they screamed and cried in terror. A pool of blood quickly circled the body and her children held on to her headless body and cried, "NOOOOO, MOMMY!!!!"
Everyone in the restaurant now knows the man with the gun in the middle of Denny's isn't fucking around. He means business.
"Everyone! Get your wallets out, purses out! I want cash! Cash people!!!!!!!" he rages while wildly pointing his rifle at people.
The entire customer base raffled through their back pockets and purses, desperately digging out their wallets and throwing the cash on the floor at his feet. The sight of the growing pile of cash must have aroused him, as he threw his head back and MOANED as he slowly massaged his DICK.
You sit in your little booth, shaking with fear. You have already shit AND pissed your pants. Your stomach churns from the 1/2 gallon of oil you consumed in the Denny's food. You vomit violently directly into your lap. Huge, gushing waterfalls of brown-orange puke with that "sickly sweet" scent of partially digested food and stomach bile.
The robber approaches your booth, interested in why you are violently reacting in such a way. He pulls his dick out of his pants and allows it to UNROLL on the table. It's hideously long. You glare at it and realize you have never seen a dick like this, not one that had to be rolled up like a Fruit-Roll-Up at least...
You take in a deep breath, knowing what must happen when.....
Post last edited by Grimace at 2017-11-12T12:35:17.294190+00:00