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  1. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I think it ended up being more of an anxiety attack kind of thing (psychological) than any kind of immediate physical health threat.

    But just look at the way Panthrax calmed me down, used that beautiful metaphor to instruct me, and gave me his AIM/MSN to talk one on one.

    Panthrax, my man, I will never forget that day, and it was 13 years ago.

    Totse really was a big part of a lot of our lives.

    So all you DH-ers who tell us to "move on", etc…

    Read that one post where Panthrax helped me out and tell me that wasn't a meaningful social interaction, despite being on an Internet forum mostly known for shitposting, racist jokes, and finding new ways to get high or blow things up.

    Yeah dude. TOTSE was a huge part of my life and it still is. When I went to prison, people from TOTSE wrote me. When I got out, I joined Zoklet. When Zoklet went down, I followed the various other communities until ultimately deciding to join this one. Ever since I found TOTSE in 1999, I was obsessed with it. I read all the text files, completely consumed with all of the controversial information it held. I didn't even know it had a BBS or what a BBS was until 2001. I spent 99-01 reading the text files. I joined the BBS in 2001 and I believe it was 2003 when CrAzyAmIsHmAn (CAM) retired, I was nominated for moderator for BLTC. I was mod with Metaphysicist and kronikus.

    I formed a long list of bonds and a couple in real life friendships over TOTSE and this community. It's pretty fucking interesting, really. How we've all stuck with it.
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  2. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    https://rust-totse.github.io

    He created a whole website to expose the Mods & Admins inner workings on Zoklet.net. Which means he worked behind the scenes as a DOUBE-AGENT (known in the streets as a SNITCH) to expose what he felt was ABHORRENT INJUSTICES.

    But remember when he tried to bring them to light here and no one gave a shit and no one ever heard from him again? Sorry, Rust. We all loved you as a poster, when you went on this vendetta shit, it made you look small and petty.

    I wonder....does he still read these forums now? Is SpectraL- Rust? Will Allanis Morissette release a new album before 2020?

    These are questions that everyone wants to know.
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  3. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    He's going to do it. I BELIEVE in him!
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  4. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Thanks gadzooks. I'm glad I was able to help in some way.
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  5. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    "Nobody asked you if you cared, dummy. Pay attention."

    Rust's signature line. Remember when the CEO of Chik-Fil-A made that comment that he was against gay marriage and Rust freaked the fuck out and made a bigass thread and argued about how he was going to boycott Chik-Fil-A and everyone else should too. I came along and challenged his argument saying that Chik-Fil-A and it's founder are based on Christian values (they aren't open on Sundays, for example) and so NATURALLY, as a CHRISTIAN COMPANY they are going to be against gay marriage as a matter of FAITH and to say that either view is right or wrong is the only thing that is ACTUALLY wrong. He lost his shit and went on a bitch fit. He literally couldn't handle being challenged on his own viewpoint and it terrified him to be schooled.

    Rust was a faggot probably, too. Hah.
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  6. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    So I was bored and had a few minutes and played around with converting his laugh into a MIDI which could possibly be used for your project, if indeed it is a legit project. The results, as you speculated, aren't fantastic, but you can still tell it's definitely his laugh. Hahaha.

    Here is both the compressed WAV and the "NES capable MIDI" I already tried. The WAV sounds better, so you might use it to play with and tweak since it's already compressed to get it the way you want. Hope you can use it.

    WAV: https://uploadfiles.io/4b731
    MIDI: https://uploadfiles.io/6oh5y
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  7. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Nope! My mom just literally died. Literally. Dead. She died. I watched her casket lower. Oopsy daisy!
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  8. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Fuck you.
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  9. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    He doesn't though. He likes to call it that. He titled his book after that, but he reeeeeaaaallllly doesn't. He fucking Greyhounds everywhere. He might actually hitchhike ONCE on a journey, everything else is public, mass transit. He literally took a ride from a trucker ONCE and thought it was such a spiritual moment, it was LIFE CHANGING to him. When in fact, he Greyhound bussed the majority of the trip.
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  10. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Shit products, priced higher than Wal-Mart or Amazon, just a low-tier, shit store.
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  11. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by gadzooks More or less.

    But them raisins though.

    Them raisins do be fly tho!
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  12. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by totse3.com Im not a computer/IT knowledgeable guy.
    I know bits and pieces.

    Daz is a company that makes models for Poser? (3D software company). Why Daz? or is short for something else.


    I think I'll call MS and let them talk their shit to me. and then I can tell them that Best Buy sold me this piece of shit. maybe they will just send me win7 backup if this is possible without them accusing me of some BS that I get the hint they will. since I'm sure they hear it all day long from people.

    Do a Google search for "daz loader" and ALL will be REVEALED!
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  13. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by gadzooks

    I'm glad to see that I am not the only one who frequently has a shitload of tabs open at all times. Just fucking tons and tons of tabs. I live for the fucking tabs, man. Tab me, bro.
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  14. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Here's an unannotated version of my current desktop workspace. I may just annotate and repubload for educational purposes.


    What's the toulene for?

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  15. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by gadzooks It sounds like a blast.

    All aboard the Gallant express.

    Hold on to your dicks. There are no seat belts (I cut them all out) and the windshield is 75% shattered and all 4 windows have garbage bags duct taped in them. There is also no floorboard in the backseat. It's entirely rusted out so you can see the pavement moving underneath you (WATCH YOUR FEETERS!)
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  16. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    If the pressure of the piss containing condom was greater than that of the piss leaving the dick, by laws of nature, the dick would be forced open and the condom full of piss would "drain itself" inside the dick and back into the bladder where it would be met with another pressure - that of the piss needing to escape the bladder. The two forces meet somewhere in the middle and rupture the urethra inside the body, contaminating it with piss and he would surely die.

    Or the condom would burst and you'd be covered in piss while you had a fresh, hot stream blasting out.

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  17. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I think we all already know that "mikeyagain" is a middle-aged, dad-bod, "fun-dad" who looks intensely creepy and has probably attempted to inappropriately touch teenagers many times when his son/daughter brought their friends over. He's the "fun dad" who brings out a 6 pack of WINE COOLERS for his kid and their friends, and a few for himself, and he tries to insert himself in their social circle and laugh and interact. Then, when they're all drunk, he tries using the pick up lines he knew of when he was a teen, which was the 1980s. He leans over to one of his kid's friends, his breath HOT with wine cooler, and says some stupid line like, "Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!" and she just goes "EW! BILLY, YOUR DAD IS BEING WEIRD AGAIN!" and then Billy, his son, rebukes him out of the room and he goes upstairs and lies face down in the dark.
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  18. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    White vinegar or lemon juice. I used to use about 30 units for a typical $10 rock. Crush the rock, add the vinegar, enhancement through something, bang it boiiiii.
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  19. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Terrifier. On Netflix. Watch it.

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  20. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by aldra pretty sure that's more likely to cause oral cancers than smoking


    there's a european thing called snus which is similar but less messy

    Bro, if I was worried about the cancer aspect...

    ...oh, why do I even bother.
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