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I like §m£ÂgØL. Genuinely, I do. We go back a few years now. History n' shit. That has to be worth something. I think it is.
That said, ever since his "Hitchhiking Into Conception" fiasco where he Greyhound bussed to Florida and only actually hitchhiked once, and then lost his virginity to Hydro, had her husband fuck him in the ass, had her convince him that he was the father of her baby, and all of that BULLSHIT (that we tried to tell him so at the time, but he wasn't hearing it)...
...Ever since then, he has taken on this "Holier Than Thou" stance and somewhat of a "sage" because he went to school to study Chinese and went to Taiwan. Hitchhiked and "narrowly escaped a pregnancy", which isn't at all what he portrayed in his e-books he tried to sell online, documenting the experience.
§m£ÂgØL means well, I think. I think he's just very inexperienced in "real world" scenarios and circumstances and lives in the mindset of an amateur philosopher or dreamer, which isn't a bad thing, it just isn't practical and has no use in a 21st Century lifestyle.
§m£ÂgØL is not dumb. He is just inexperienced.
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Originally posted by RisiR †
Dude, I swear, I have read that post about your dad decking you in the face for doing butterfly kisses about a hundred times. That's some actual comedy caliber stuff. I can literally picture it in cartoon form. Fucking hilarious post. One of the best.
Glad you enjoyed it, bro. I didn't...that was a cold winter...:(
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Ghost/Scron probably holds the most alts. Him and mrasbestos. They don't have jobs or lives really, so they have all of the time in the world to just make alts and save a file with the login info for each one.
Everyone else is mostly their own unique person. GGG (§m£ÂgØL) has like 50 accounts, but at least he stops using all of the others when he starts a new one.
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Originally posted by Rizzo in a box
you probably shave your chest hair just to seem symmetric and smooth
I shave my chest, shoulder, dick, back, neck, and face hair to be symmetric faget. fight me when I am silky smooth except for my forearms and calves. The tiny hairs will grapple you and once I have you, you're mine
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I did that air kiss thing once, also trying on my fancy pants, but my father didn't take kindly to it. He stood up from the table and DECKED ME right in the nose and towered over me, shadowy and LOOMING and bellowed, "AIN'T NO BOY UH MINE GUNNA BE NO FAGET!!! WITH YER LITTLE BUTTERFLY KISSES! NOW GIT!"
And I was banned from indoors for that whole winter.
I never air kissed again.
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Lanny used to have a feature here where you could "Anonymize your account", essentially making every post you ever made on this website fall under the name The Self Taught Man. Many users in fact did use this feature, some many times, and so The Self Taught Man naturally has a lot of posts and a lot of collective thanks and user stats because it's a combination of however many users decided to wipe their accounts.
Either way, neat stats. You still need to post your totse DUMP.
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Originally posted by gadzooks
Lol, man, there was a time when becoming a Totse moderator was like a dream ambition for me.
I would have felt like a fucking king on cocaine if I ever got modded there.
Hahah it secretly was one of my ambitions as well. Glad to have spent the time I did there. It went down while I was in prison. Meta wrote me the letter telling me and I remember the fucking SHOCK I felt reading those words. Fucking horrible feeling. Here I was, in a cell, in state prison, feeling BAD because a website went down. Hah. That's dedication.
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Habit. The unwillingness to let it go, after 20 years. Plus, in a society where everyone is offended and everything is banned discussion, this place is pretty cool.
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