So I'm at this strip club...

1. 2018-02-04 at 6:07 AM UTC

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   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   there is this dude with fish nets. He's a customer, but yeah...
   
   More updates to come...
2. 2018-02-04 at 6:09 AM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Like on the legs or arms?
3. 2018-02-04 at 6:14 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   why you always go to strip clubs? they so fucking expensive and just dick tease you is all. you leave at the end so badly wanting to fuck those chicks, but they just doing that coz they know we spend money on them when we thinking in cock mode.
   
   
   
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4. 2018-02-04 at 6:16 AM UTC

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   SBTlauien African Astronaut

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Like on the legs or arms?

   
   Legs nigga.
   
   So I got a lap dance from an okay girl and then this chubby girl with nasty breath was trying to give me a dance and I was like, "maybe later". But I need to eat.
5. 2018-02-04 at 7:09 AM UTC

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   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   A girl made a dildo disapear in her vagina...
6. 2018-02-04 at 7:14 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by SBTlauien A girl made a dildo disapear in her vagina…

   
   big woop. until its something more substantial its no more of an accomplishment that Bill Krozby hiding his car up his ass-cheek jail-house purse.
7. 2018-02-04 at 2:07 PM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by SBTlauien Legs nigga.

   
   Well that's weird.
8. 2018-02-04 at 2:13 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   He must be a fisherman.
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   • SBTlauien
9. 2018-02-04 at 2:45 PM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by NARCassist why you always go to strip clubs? they so fucking expensive and just dick tease you is all. you leave at the end so badly wanting to fuck those chicks, but they just doing that coz they know we spend money on them when we thinking in cock mode.
   
   
   
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   He never answered this question.
   
   I been to a titty bar once in my life, a naked woman grinding on me, using her buttcheeks to SQUEEZE my dick lol. Point being, I wanted to fuck her bad, but I knew at the end of the day, she does this for 100 men and I was yet another client, so there is no emotional connection. I just enjoy the sexual pleasure and lust.
10. 2018-02-04 at 8:33 PM UTC

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    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    I go because...
    
    This one girl got on stage with this little bag of dildos and threw them on the stage. Then she went around dildoing herself.
    
    But the hotest were these two girls. One wore a leash, crawled, and barked like a dog as the other girl spanked her with a paddle.
    
    Also one dancer had one of those little plugs in her ass as she dance.
    
    These girls were all hot.
    
    I go for entertainment. I don't want to sit at home and a single guy that does nothing and has no friends. Going out adds value to my life.
11. 2018-02-04 at 8:55 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    All Too Familiar
12. 2018-02-04 at 10:36 PM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Strip clubs are so fucked up. All those women, pulling their clothes off, but when I remove mine, it's suddenly a police matter.
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    • SBTlauien
13. 2018-02-05 at 12:41 AM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Whose mom is stripping?
14. 2018-02-05 at 3:02 AM UTC

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    SBTlauien African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Whose mom is stripping?

    
    I heard from someone once that there is a mature women strip club somewhere...