2018-02-14 at 11:47 AM UTC
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Gunplay
Originally posted by NARCassist
imagine a gun went off while inside a chicks pussy. there's no coming back from that at all.
That's why they use the condom.
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I wish cheap chinese buffets ooened earlier than lunch time
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2018-02-13 at 1:46 AM UTC
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White Powder
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Originally posted by Zanick
Draw Malice struggling with security in the psych ward.
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stupid noob
VICTIM of farm equipment
[the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
I don't remember totse being this homoerotic.
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Originally posted by Malice
Quit bulshitting me. This was an extremely fucked up series of events and I'd prefer not to have people question my sanity and mock me.
What if I do end up snapping and going on a killing spree? Are you going to regret doing this and not taking the opportunity to actually help me, treat me with decency. I will specifically mention this in any documentation I leave behind if the day ever comes.
What a fucking victim.
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2018-02-11 at 1:05 AM UTC
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Are Traps Gay?
Originally posted by Issue313
Would you fuck this person?
Not if there is a dick involved other than my own.
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Originally posted by Malice
I'm not the kind of person that gets bullied.
you self-diagnosed yourself with PTSD after experiencing minor mistreatment from staff
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Originally posted by Malice
I'm not the kind of person that gets bullied.
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2018-02-10 at 9:36 PM UTC
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I love Valentine's day
So in other words he's a wealthy, wealthy individual.
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Who malice thinks he is
Who malice actually is
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Originally posted by Malice
Do you know what peacocking is? Flamboyant displays, although I prefer more subdued items, are effective in making females find you attractive, which is not my goal, because it signals (genetic) novelty and confidence.
You will look like a retard, which is fine because you are actually a retard.
Originally posted by Malice
Let’s do an experiment. I’m going to dress plainly this semester and during the Fall I’ll switch to designer replicas and report back on the difference in reactions.
Your methodology is heavily flawed and the data yielded by the experiment cannot be used to draw any conclusions.
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Originally posted by Malice
I’m not a stupid junkie.
I know. You lack the social skills required to become one.
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2018-02-09 at 7:05 PM UTC
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Are my balls gonna fall off?
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
I laughed a lot at this thread. Thank you. Ahahaha!
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Only one solution. Wait until your mom leaves and find her dildo and leave it on her computer keyboard/nightstand.
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Originally posted by Rivotril
Never.
Reported.
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2018-02-09 at 4:49 AM UTC
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Are my balls gonna fall off?
Originally posted by infinityshock
since you profess to be such an expert on toddlers, go dress up in a diaper and pretty bonnet then come over here and use my cock as a pacifier while intermittently gurgling 'daddddyyyy…i love you' as i tell you what a naughty girl you are.
D'awww. Weddy for a nappy poo ?
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Originally posted by Xlite
So, theoretically what you're saying is that you would have less issues with your girl fucking a dude, than her dog?
Honestly man, i would probably have an easier time accepting the ladder. At Least there's no sense of rivalry with the dog. I mean if your girl cheats on you with a dude, its most likely cuz he's superior to you in multiple ways. There's also the risk of your girl losing her heart to this bloke which could end up in her leaving you. That's not gonna happen with the dog. The beastiality thing is purely sexual, the dog won't steal your chick, it won't kick your ass, and its not gonna have any issues sharing.
Its a no brainer.
Honestly what the fuck am I reading.
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Hey guys, just got back from humping the family cat.
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best truck for sho@lifting? stimulant or downr? last year it wus me stoned and my friend, he was on highest dose concerta we hit up the hottest spots {p@undland at break times, so many innertubes, knifes lool} and we were a unit like crazy i kept telling him it is sketchy doiung this so much wtf but we were like fuc that shit fdp and did skids on bikes also we were late from dinnertime mostly cus we were burning shit
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