A brothel. Because the source of your embarrassment on tinder will be your failure to get laid in the first place.
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Originally posted by RestStop
Nice. Nice. I just don't think I could bring myself to kill Keanu Reeves though. For whatever reason.
Got nothing against him but I wouldn't fuck or wife him
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Originally posted by RestStop
Katy Perry, Halle Berry, Keanu Reeves. Ya gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one. Go!
Fuck, marry, kill
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Originally posted by Jeremus
Did read the quote, so I will attack this stupid ass point
Human industry is not "the wild". We define "the wild" by contrast with the state of society. The reason human society isn't "the wild" is because we can do things like form social contracts or derive laws from the categorical imperative, wherein we give up the "rights" granted to us by the state of nature ("the wild") in order to secure and express true freedoms like the right to life, the right to freedom of expression etc. That's also why we punish people who violate each other's rights. Society is a human construction, duh, of course it's not some universal metaconcept like physics, but that doesn't make it any less meaningful or useful.
If you disagree, go live out in Somalia, where the modern state of society is inapplicable and the conditions are truly wild.
Human egotism doesn't change the fact that we are still the wild. It's like saying ant colonies aren't the wild because within their tiny domain they've domeaticated aphids and their tunnels exist outside of "the wild". Bullshit, all of it. Human society is just a giant global ant colony. It's as much "the wild" as anything else, if you try seeing things objectively. 🤗
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[dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
Sometimes when I'm in the fucking zone I'll pin the bitch's arms above her head and just lick her armpit I don't give a fuck
I'm an animal the pheromones induce alchemy it turns my dick from rock to titanium
I'll literally bury my nose in her armpit and snort that shit like it just came from colombia
Because I've done this so often I am now able to categorise bitch sweat into flavours and can even predict diet and general health
Some bitches taste like potato. this is the most common and enjoyable smell as my peasant Russian ancestors relied on a diet of potatoes and other tubers. My genetics are naturally drawn to this type of smell even though I stay away from carbohydrates in fear of my physiological and psychological health
Some bitches taste like salt. This usually indicates a diet high in sodium and indeed many of the sushi cunts have armpits that smell like typical b.o but taste like salt. I like to kiss the bitch immediately afterwards to let her know that she needs to cut down on her sodium intake. One time I said should we order sushi and she said no
Some bitches taste like metal. I am not entirely sure what this indicates but I have a strong feeling I am just licking deodorant and antiperspirant. This does not make me happy but I am already balls deep and it is too late to back out.
One special bitch tasted like sweets. This may actually indicate some sort of health disorder or excess consumption of sugar but it only happened once. I kept fucking her in hopes of tasting that sweetness again but it never came. Shit was like chasing that first crack high. when she asked me why I became distant I couldn't be honest with her so I told her my cousin is terminally ill
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Originally posted by RestStop
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To be fair, you have to have an extremely high IQ to understand hydro and leet's relationship. Their cosmic love is extremely subtle and without a solid grasp of how online relationships work, most NIS users would be unable to maintain such a level of trust. There's also leet's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization - his personal philosophy draws heavily from the many NIS users who have been hydro's lover before. The fans understand this stuff. They have the love in their heart to truly appreciate the depths of their love, to realize that they're not just about love - they say something about deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who don't like their relationship truly ARE idoits - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the caring in hydro's catchphrase "But yes, 1337 precums like a Clydesdale and is hung like one too," which is itself a cryptic reference to the past failed relationships that lead to this one. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as helladamnleet's genius unfolds itself on newtotse. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a HM and HDL heart tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
Fallacious response that I've already addressed.
Just because you've addressed something doesn't mean you are right or that someone else is wrong. It merely means you have stated your undocumented, biased, subjective views.
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Originally posted by Totse 2001
I'm sure someone has taught themselves to do surgery on their own. even dentistry. a man in this documentary was doing the villiages dentistry using a dremel and did a great job.
but you need to be certified. I could take a certification .. but they're pricey too. and I think you have to pay each time if you don't do it correctly the first time. at least in the USA>
Bullshit, that's just sour grapes you loser.
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Originally posted by Zanick
The point remains: if you can justify our eating of animals because we have evolved to dominate them, then you shouldn't have a problem with members of other groups who believe they are entitled to dominate you by virtue of their physical superiority.
Well honestly I was just trying not to make the argument that I consider muds inferior and therefore no, it's true animals can fuck up humans but that doesn't change the fact that humans are the apex.
Also if you look at mainly vegetarian groups/countries you would see that it's not good for bodily growth, asian countries today are still considered generally smaller and that's solely based on nutrition, we are not herbivores, we're omnivores, we need both to be healthy.
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Just cause the MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGs haven't keeled over and are able to subsist on kelp and worm-meal doesn't mean they are doing their body any favors.
I believe the plants and animals are on this planet for my sustenance and enjoyment, how are u gonna tell me a swine's life is more important than my well being.
Giving up meat is unnatural , it would be like an able-bodied person resigning themselves to life in a wheelchair cause they are lazy/ don't want to have to be buying shoes all the time ( sewn by little kids in asia in nasty factories! ). Unhealthy and silly!
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Affordable and delicious source of important nutrients, hard as the MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGs might try it is impossible to replace with vegetables/seaweed. I'm naturally skinny and I hate when the store doesn't have whole milk or only has fat-free broth etc. I'm not about to give up some meat calories when they have already stolen a bunch of nutrients/calories from half the stuff I buy.
The typical modern way of raising and slaughtering the animals is pretty gruesome, sure. Humans are omnivores and most people aren't going to renounce their true nature, so if you h8 seeing animals in pain then come up with more humane ways to raise and slaughter them.
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Originally posted by Zanick
For most people living in the first world, there is no good, rational defense to continue supporting the holocaust of animals. Discuss.
if animals werent meant to be eaten they wouldnt be made out of meat
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Originally posted by NARCassist
good, moving into my own apartment next week and should be banging a hot 20 year old emo chick any time now. shits lit af fam.
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Cool. Glad to hear it.
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I'm hoping this is leading up to a huge April Fools prank.
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Originally posted by Zanick
I'm opposed to engineering the moral lives of animals just as I'm opposed to harming them. I don't believe they should be subject to the terrors of human industry, but what happens in the wild is their business.
Human industry is the wild. Stop pretending we aren't just wild ass animals just because you can philosophize some shit. Plus, having your throat torn out by a wolf isn't less horrifying than any of the methods we use to kill animals. Subjecting animals to industrial farming is almost noble by comparison to what other animals do to eachother in the wild. Which you're okay with.
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Originally posted by Zanick
I mean, it's not like you can reassemble it into an animal. No need to waste what you've already murdered. I think the most morally responsible thing you could do with that meat is to mail it to a needy family in a developing country.
Mail your meat to Ethiopia. It's not like you're using it.
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