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2018-02-20 at 2:48 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-20 at 12 AM UTC in ATTN: I’m One of Bill Krozby’s Victims - AMAsaying u dont wanna have sex and then changing ur mind after someone says pretty-please-with-cherries-on-top isn't rape IMO.
hey BTW if im at someones place and i dont like the way they are acting then u know what i do? i leaveThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-19 at 8:08 AM UTC in The Trainwreck Tale of the Insatiable Bill Krozby
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Lol you've been with her for 10 months and already your dream is to have a kid with her?
Even in fiction i cant top what a scumbag you are. Stop spawning.
i love her and at least its better than you meeting a dope fiend off zoklet and thinking you had a kid with her for a couple years and getting fucked in the ass at the same time you cuck.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-19 at 7:32 AM UTC in The Trainwreck Tale of the Insatiable Bill KrozbyBill Krozby was born into this world much like everyone else. Crying and screaming, his little plump legs kicking into the air. The boy was healthy and happy. He ate well, shat well, and in time, even learned how to walk well. To the time-deaf parents of Bill Krozby, everything was as it should be.
At the age of three, Bill Krozby had his first girlfriend. "Cute," his parents called it. They told jokes in private. "Pretty soon they'll be getting married!" His mother once giggled. It became so 'cute' that they began to encourage it. "Well aren't you going to kiss your girlfriend goodbye?" They said. And Bill Krozby did.
Years passed and the children grew up. Bill Krozby had remained friends with this girl, though the wedding jokes had long since passed. They played regularly after school in the small outcrop behind the playground. The children enjoyed how quiet and wide it was back there, but more importantly, they enjoyed the lack of adults. It wasn't often that they got to frolic unsupervised, so they took every chance they could get to slip behind the rocks. And the parents didn't mind. They were good kids after all.
"I'm tired of tag," Bill Krozby said, exasperated. "How about we play a new game?"
Jenny sat in the dirt. "Like what?"
"You wanna play Doctor?" Bill Krozby asked. He'd been planning this for some time.
"Sure, what do I do?"
Bill Krozby smiled.
"Just lay down on that rock like you're at the doctor's office. I'll be the doctor and this will be my sethoscope!"
"Your what?" Jenny questioned.
"You know, that cold thing that the doctors use to listen to your heart?"
"I think it's called a stethoscope."
'Source?' Bill Krozby thought to himself.
"It doesn't matter though," Jenny said sweetly, moving over to the rock. "Let's just play."
Bill Krozby grabbed the rock he'd picked up earlier and put it to Jenny's chest. His heart bounced.
"Uh, Bill Krozby? I don't think the doctors do it like that."
"Oh what?" Bill Krozby rushed to say. He was glad the hot sun hid his red face. "Sorry, I haven't been to the doctor in a while. I forgot how it goes. Why don't you be the doctor instead?"
"Erm, okay." Jenny twirled nervously in her head as they switched spots. She cleared her throat, pretending to look up from a clipboard. "So Mr. Bill Krozby, what seems to be the problem?"
"Well I've got this pain right here."
"In your stomach?"
"No, a little lower."
Jenny placed her hand on Bill Krozby's abdomen. "Here?"
"Lower."
Jenny went lower.
"Lower," Bill Krozby demanded.
"Bill Krozby, I don't think we should be-" Jenny looked down as her hand was pulled away from her. "Bill Krozby WHAT ARE YOU-"
"SHUT UP YOU FUCKING SLAMPIG, THIS IS WHAT DOCTORS DO!"
Yanking herself away, Jenny ran off towards the playground in tears. She thought about telling somebody, but didn't want to get Bill Krozby in trouble. He was such a good friend. Or at least he had been. What Bill Krozby did felt wrong, but maybe it was her who was wrong. Maybe doctors actually did do that. How could she know? She wasn't a doctor. It was all so confusing to young Jenny, who had never seen or heard of anything like what she'd just experienced.
A grin spread slowly over Bill Krozby's face. His father was right, that was fun.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!- kroz,
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2018-02-18 at 11:37 PM UTC in What's your IQ?pm sent
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2018-02-18 at 8:22 PM UTC in ATTN: I’m One of Bill Krozby’s Victims - AMAThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-18 at 4:39 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Malice Show me something that has exceeded showing up to Occupy Oakland as The Klan Man, and on a day that was meant to be a night of retribution for something, possibly a raid, the cops had done a year ago. I actually may have prevented then from causing any damage during their march with my madman technique, staying unharmed for hours, although there were many threats, even a black guy telling me he had a glock and charging at me multiple times.
Even on benzos you couldn’t handle that level of madness. The madman within me can still be unleashed to bolder heights with the right combination of substances and hikikomori therapy.
Be imaginative and dare me to do anything, I’ll capture it on film and attribute it to you.
fling jizz on your dadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-17 at 5:59 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Malice It’s a great piece for analysis. Lanza was enlightened. He also wrote a paper on the inherent selfishness of women. The original sin is child birth, mother is the first sinner. Rightfully, the mother who forced him into the cage of existence was the first to be extinguished. He spared those children the burden and horror of existence before they became too enmeshed in samsara, trapped in the cycle of existence. He gave then liberation.
You're a faggot.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-17 at 4:04 PM UTC in ATTN: I’m One of Bill Krozby’s Victims - AMAThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-17 at 1:56 PM UTC in Oh what the fuck!
Originally posted by NARCassist i remember this one, i was selling e at the time and it got fucking stupid after this was all over the news for like two or three years straight.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leah_Betts
the usual bullshit media anti-drug propaganda.
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Another water intoxicated incident. You know what this means, don't you?
We have to ban water!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-17 at 8:57 AM UTC in Well, this is sad.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-17 at 8:18 AM UTC in picture of stupid noob posing for photo in his "first car"
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2018-02-17 at 8:16 AM UTC in video of stupid noob running to mailbox on first of the month
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2018-02-17 at 12 AM UTC in ATTN: I’m One of Bill Krozby’s Victims - AMAOP do you neeed a strong skinny man to portect you if so call meThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-16 at 9:33 PM UTC in ATTN: I’m One of Bill Krozby’s Victims - AMAThis thread though...
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2018-02-16 at 2:20 PM UTC in Lol.
Originally posted by -SpectraL I don't see how someone can be killed by a dog that's about three feet long and weighs less than 100 pounds, no matter what breed it is. Seriously, I could kill any dog with my bare hands, even if it was latched onto my arm or leg.
I could too, but the person who got killed here probably weighed less than the dog. She was seriously like anorexic judging from her pics. And I'm sure she didn't have the kind of mindset that she might be mentally prepared to fight for her survival ever, let alone against an animal that she's known half her life. Most people nowadays are complacent and think personal safety is someone else's problem, like the police or the government. It's sad reallyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-16 at 2:06 PM UTC in Lol.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-16 at 11:43 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-16 at 5:29 AM UTC in ATTN: I’m One of Bill Krozby’s Victims - AMAas promised, my "public" apology to Quacks
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2018-02-16 at 3:48 AM UTC in ATTN: I’m One of Bill Krozby’s Victims - AMA
Looks really nice. Not like what I think of when I imagine Texas at all.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
