Only one solution. Wait until your mom leaves and find her dildo and leave it on her computer keyboard/nightstand.
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Originally posted by Rivotril
Never.
Reported.
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2018-02-09 at 4:49 AM UTC
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Are my balls gonna fall off?
Originally posted by infinityshock
since you profess to be such an expert on toddlers, go dress up in a diaper and pretty bonnet then come over here and use my cock as a pacifier while intermittently gurgling 'daddddyyyy…i love you' as i tell you what a naughty girl you are.
D'awww. Weddy for a nappy poo ?
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Originally posted by Xlite
So, theoretically what you're saying is that you would have less issues with your girl fucking a dude, than her dog?
Honestly man, i would probably have an easier time accepting the ladder. At Least there's no sense of rivalry with the dog. I mean if your girl cheats on you with a dude, its most likely cuz he's superior to you in multiple ways. There's also the risk of your girl losing her heart to this bloke which could end up in her leaving you. That's not gonna happen with the dog. The beastiality thing is purely sexual, the dog won't steal your chick, it won't kick your ass, and its not gonna have any issues sharing.
Its a no brainer.
Honestly what the fuck am I reading.
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Hey guys, just got back from humping the family cat.
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best truck for sho@lifting? stimulant or downr? last year it wus me stoned and my friend, he was on highest dose concerta we hit up the hottest spots {p@undland at break times, so many innertubes, knifes lool} and we were a unit like crazy i kept telling him it is sketchy doiung this so much wtf but we were like fuc that shit fdp and did skids on bikes also we were late from dinnertime mostly cus we were burning shit
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1 time i heard abt a girl on southey who did a shit in a pringles can
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Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
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2018-02-07 at 10:03 PM UTC
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Are Traps Gay?
Originally posted by Something Squirrel
It's not like your friends or relatives will be fucking or fondling them so it shouldn't matter what's under the hood.
But you don't know that for sure
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2018-02-07 at 5:57 PM UTC
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Open season on whites
Originally posted by infinityshock
I was banned several times using several different names from the local newspapers online comments section for pointing out how they always described nigger suspects as 'xxx height male' with no other info yet whites were name, height, descriprion, attire, ADDRESS, etc…and listed specific examples.
lol god damn your life is sad
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2018-02-06 at 1:11 PM UTC
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NiS Information Leak Details
Originally posted by Something Squirrel
Kids these days worship memes so if you go in any public chat and make your name pedrobear all the young cuties will chat you up because it's cool and edgy.
Pedobear is an old men, all those "cuties" hitting you up are men.
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2018-02-04 at 4:19 PM UTC
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NiS Information Leak Details
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Vizier
Tuskegee Airman
[spic of the devil]
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Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
I should probably get laid. But the majority of bitches are crazy, and I don't feel like dealing with that right now.
how do you get laid? advice please
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BACKS 2 THE WALLS EVERONE HERE COMES ENVER
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Originally posted by A College Professor
, u?
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Originally posted by Enter
That's how easy these fucking whores will give it up? Meeting someone on a fucking BUS and then immediately taking them home and fucking them?
Why would you want it any other way?
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2018-02-04 at 2:33 AM UTC
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Signatures
Originally posted by Captain Falcon
Give us a little bio section on our profile tho.
no need for that.
everyone already knows that your a gay paki millionaire bottom bitch.
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Canada is America's cuck
Daily reminder:
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Looks like the trunk of a palm tree, double entendre intended.
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