Originally posted by NARCassist
Well if you want my comeback you'll have to scrape it from your mamma's teeth
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Lol, my mom is 76 years old. Granny fucker!
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How much I enjoy pulling on one part of my body before bed
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I'm thinking about the Tampa Tushy Fest. I'm going to get some bitches wet.
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The bible was created to keep the dumb masses in line and scared. "be good and you'll be rewarded, be bad and you'll suffer forever".
It's like putting a sign on your gate "Beware of the dog" when you only have a hamster.
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Being a nonstop fuckup. I'm honestly trying but it's hard to be less me.
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Originally posted by Fluttershy
Kafka please enlighten us with the last book you read
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2024-09-25 at 7:52 PM UTC
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Ban Bradley
You're going to have to show some nudity to win support for this.
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Am i living in The Matrix? Am I a real human being named Matt?
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Kafka is always trying to be an edgy 14yr old...but she's like 32.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Mixed with fentanyl to give it kick.
I've done this. It's a lot of fun.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
My expert opinion is that you should try Heroin…and lots of it.
I've done this. It's a lot of fun. I've never been so happy puking my guts out, not like alcohol at all. If someone asked me how I was I would give them a thumbs up and say "never better" before returning to hug the sweet cold porcelin. It's like a love that never leaves you and swells the heart with emotion and joy.
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Originally posted by Warcry
i wish i kne wod this video when me wnd thwt 5 yr oldmlenka chick were srill tlaking kr in tlaking terms and i sent it to her sysing this is like us but the roles reversed. the same chick who hung out with all those trahy young guys even going to the bathroom inside the pub me and star trek went to with one.
Please just die, seriously.
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Originally posted by Kafka
I stabbed one of my teddybears to pieces, it was just to get some feelings out of my system. There was a door as well.
Um yeah a 32yr old woman with teddy bears is a bit recockulous now isn't it...
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Originally posted by NARCassist
Try it and see how quick you'd lose your balance
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I'd have skis on.
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democracy would work better if you had to show your foreskin to vote
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fuckin weird man, that's one thing I've always hated about our community just the outspoken desire of some of our members to have sex with kids
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2024-09-20 at 12:43 AM UTC
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I need help
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2024-09-19 at 10:29 PM UTC
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New Banner?!?!?
My friend was still alive at the time I made this banner which makes it even more touching like a portrait you do of someone while they're alive and gthen they die and you have the like rendition of them you did forever.
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Rather than looking for kids to clean your crusty ass crack try these tips.
If you're out of toilet paper, there are several alternatives you can use, including:
Tissues, napkins, or paper towels: These are obvious options when you're out of toilet paper.
White printer paper, catalogs, or phone books: If you still have one, you can try using these.
Baby wipes: If you have a stockpile of baby wipes, these can be a great alternative.
Bidet or water-based solutions: These can also be used as alternatives to toilet paper.
Rags or towels: You can use rags or towels as an alternative to toilet paper.
Sanitary napkin: You can use a sanitary napkin as an alternative to toilet paper.
Cotton balls: You can use cotton balls as an alternative to toilet paper.
Plastic squirt bottle: You can use a plastic squirt bottle as an alternative to toilet paper.
Facial tissue: You can use facial tissue as an alternative to toilet paper.
You should avoid using glossy magazine pages as the colored ink might rub off in sensitive places. You should also exercise caution with inks when using newspapers as an alternative to toilet paper.
I'm sure he would drag his ass on the carpet like a dog before he figured any of that out.
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