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  1. #41
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    do you have an issue with me issue313? i'm starting to get a real negative vibe from you lately.

    are you fucking IRA?



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  2. #42
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    hopefully
  3. #43
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    though seriously, go see a doctor. I've not seen balls bleed that much outside of a mexan cartel execution video, and nobody here will be able to help without directly inspecting and fondling them...

    GO SEE A DOCTOR
  4. #44
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol, "black man pinches", we call them blood blisters here which makes a lot more sense.

    looking at pictures 1 and 3 (counting video as 2), did the blood blister actually rupture into that big hole? I would suspect some sort of skin condition weakening your sack.
  5. #45
    Originally posted by NARCassist do you have an issue with me issue313? i'm starting to get a real negative vibe from you lately.

    No, I'm just a negative guy in general

    Originally posted by aldra though seriously, go see a doctor. I've not seen balls bleed that much outside of a mexan cartel execution video, and nobody here will be able to help without directly inspecting and fondling them…

    GO SEE A DOCTOR

    That's really not a lot of blood. Also losing a little blood from time to time is healthy, that's why blood donors tend to live longer.

    Also my experience is that all GPs will do is blow you off and take your money. It's reassurance for €50. Then later you find out you have cancer. All GPs do is fill out forms all day, they seldom have even the most basic medical knowledge - I'm being deadly serious here. If you do decide to see a doctor try an emergency room or get a referral letter to an outpatients clinic. And don't let GPs reassure you and send you home.
  6. #46
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    shit, you have to pay to go see a doctor in ireland?

    that fucked up.



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  7. #47
    Originally posted by NARCassist shit, you have to pay to go see a doctor in ireland?

    If you don't have a medical card you do. 90% of people go to Doctors just for a prescription. It is just a huge scam.
  8. #48
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Just put electrical tape on them bro.
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  9. #49
    If you can get free treatment you should say that find this condition to be socially embarrassing. They kinda have to do something if you say that, because if they dismiss you and you later kill yourself they might get in trouble.
  10. #50
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by NARCassist its just the name/birthday of somebody i knew years ago. somebody who died, so i now use their details when signing up to a lot of social networks. i hate using my own details on those sites.

    becos you couldnt even imagine an imaginary identity ????

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  11. #51
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader becos you couldnt even imagine an imaginary identity ????

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    When you say it like that you make me realize what a failure in life I am



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  12. #52
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by aldra lol, "black man pinches", we call them blood blisters here which makes a lot more sense.

    looking at pictures 1 and 3 (counting video as 2), did the blood blister actually rupture into that big hole? I would suspect some sort of skin condition weakening your sack.

    i think thats just ruptured veins.
  13. #53
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by NARCassist When you say it like that you make me realize what a failure in life I am

    not what i meant to do. just wondering why are you so uncreative when it comes to making identities up ????

    i mean you have no problem coming up with 'narcassis' ....

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  14. #54
    infinityshock Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by NARCassist When you say it like that you make me realize what a failure in life I am
    everyone else already knows it...no reason you shouldnt
  15. #55
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    If you lose your balls you will end up with a high, squeaky voice.
  16. #56
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by -SpectraL If you lose your balls you will end up with a high, squeaky voice.

    That's a myth, sadly.
  17. #57
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I laughed a lot at this thread. Thank you. Ahahaha!
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  18. #58
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by HTS That's a myth, sadly.

    How would you know? You still have balls. Well, physically, at least. I would like to audio record vocal samples from you before and after.
  19. #59
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I want more.
  20. #60
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader not what i meant to do. just wondering why are you so uncreative when it comes to making identities up ????

    i mean you have no problem coming up with 'narcassis' ….

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    you do ask some really stupid questions, you do. it wasn't about being creative, it was about using info that 1, wasn't me, 2, was easy for me to remember, and 3, was info that the average person wouldn't be able to link to me in a million years.

    get it now?

    and benny vader isn't that creative either.



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