Originally posted by NARCassist
i, i just dunno, i really dunno. i'm just, i'm still trying to get my head around the reasoning and logic behind the guys who came up and invented this
the best i got is that it was invented by jill the jedi jar with his 'its not gay if..' agenda, but i know he's pretty fucking retarded, but even for him this is some fucking next level retardation. i mean who the fuck is that even fooling for a start? its not like the faggot fairy's are gonna put it there by magic to enable you to keep up your suspension of disbelief to the max, while you still get to facefuck a bloke. i should prolly point out there i meant like little magical fairies that just happen to serve faggots, as apposed to like , HTS NOOB or captain falcon type 'faggot fairy's'. anyway, so i mean who's the target market for these things? like your straight up 'normal' gay guys, i can't see how they would have any use for this what so ever.
"i think i'll make my cute gay lovers face look like the one thing i don't like"
unless, maybe, there's a gay guy who feels, for some reason, maybe, that he's getting too turned on by his gay lovers pretty face, or summing. i mean, could that even happen? i know gays are weird by default, but even still, how can you feel 'too turned on'? that don't really make sense.
so, gay guys in the closet? but gay guys in the closet are in the closet to hide their real sexuality from others. NOT FROM THEIR FUCKING SELVES FFS.
"there see, i'm totally not gay. i'm just gonna stick my cock in this lovely real woman's pussy. i dunno wtf i was thinking there for a minute. gay, lol. i gotta cut down on them drugs i think"
"yeah, so you're definitely on the pill, right hun? i mean i don't want you turning up here nine months from now with.."
na, just na, that would have to be some seriously deep level role-playing required to convince, 'YOURSELF', not someone else, of that fact. i mean that can't be possible surely.
i dunno, a really sneaky gay guy that has the hots for some totally straight dude and is so desperate to suck his cock that he's resorting to total desperation methods to get a gobble of the straight guys cock. hahahalol, ??
and they've clearly got that on a guys face for the purposes of marketing it. but of course, i mean there really is no situation where you'd require a woman to wear that, is there? i mean if she prepared to take your cock in her mouth, then its unlikely she won't let you tap that pussy, even if she makes you wear a condom. i suppose if your girlfriend its that time of the month? but just stick to blowjobs anyway, coz that is still just your girl giving you a blowjob. its only a few days ffs. and if you're really that screamish, its only a bit of blood, man up innit? i mean i know it can be annoying, with those little lumpy bits in it that can get stuck in your teeth. but you know, that's still a pretty fucking extreme measure to avoid a bit of redcock.
altho, thinking about it. i mean its no secret i love a nice golden shower, as you all know. but it is very difficult finding women who are into it tho. most women are so totally disgusted, or act as if they are for like societal pressure or some shit, that they would boot you at even the mere slightest suggestion that you were into it. but still most women are just like 'i'm not doing that for you, that's disgusting'. they'll still fuck you but will point blank refuse to even consider pissing in your face. some are so psychologically turned off or just embarrassed by the notion that they find it near impossible to even pee in front of another person, because society teaches us and requires us to keep urination as a very private practice. so if i got a chick to wear that with a mouthful of lemonade or summing, maybe that could kinda work as a compromise. altho, thinking about it, lemons, very bitter aren't they? not the best tasting thing you could want in your mouth, and they got that really sharp thing going on int they? know what i mean? lol.
so yeah, i dunno, i still can't get my head around any actually realistic use for this product. another thing, that mask thing, whatever you call it, that doesn't even cover half his face. that fucker's not even clean shaven ffs. i mean the marketing department with this product, they're not even really making an effort are they? but then again i guess you'd take one look at this product and think 'there's just nothing i can really do to promote this to anybody, fuck it(not literally, well i suppose, no, just joking)'. there aren't enough retards on this planet that are retarding at the level necessary to be fooled into thinking they would have a use for this product. who the fuck was stupid enough to actually invest in bringing it to market? the mind boggles man. wtf, lol.
i dunno if any of you faggots can shed some reasonable thoughts on the matter.
fucking lol.
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I don't think you're doin too good a job chippin on that geaah. you're just a yammerin away.
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2018-01-28 at 5:23 AM UTC
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Originally posted by NARCassist
narc the bent.
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Originally posted by Malice
Something spurred me to search for “baby killed in oven” and it lead me to this. Vicious, I like it.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2017/10/16/mom-accused-of-killing-her-babies-by-cooking-them-alive-in-oven/amp/
An Atlanta mom is accused of killing her 1- and 2-year-old sons by cooking them alive in an oven — and then sending their father footage of the grisly aftermath.
Investigators say Lamora Williams crammed the boys — Ke’Younte Penn, 2, and Ja’Karter Williams,1 — in the oven some time between midnight Thursday and 11 p.m. Friday, the Atlanta Journal Constitution reported.
Williams called the boys’ father, Jameel Penn, Friday night to show him live video of the crime scene — including the children lying burned on the floor — which prompted him to call 911.
“I ain’t got no soul no more,” the grieving dad said during a Saturday vigil, according to the Journal Constitution. “Ja’karter, Keyante, my world, my everything. I’m lost.”
You're fucked, dude.
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2018-01-27 at 4:18 PM UTC
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Dream I had-- demoralized
Originally posted by Totse 2001
What does this mean?
You are mentally ill.
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Idk man I never had the urge to do that no matter how fucked up I've been. You might be legitimately gay or something.
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Just to be clear, you grabbed a dudes ass in order to de-escalate a situation?
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Originally posted by Open Your Mind
You should hire an escort and report back here.
You know those posts where he says, "all humans deserve to die"? That's him reporting back.
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Originally posted by Lanny
That was your first mistake. Never take generics. Why do you think brands would exist if they weren't better in every way? Damn son, learn your shit, what a drug noob.
Generics are still made by different manufacturers.
This nigga thinks his Valium is diazepam brand. Retard.
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2018-01-24 at 6:39 AM UTC
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Tell us your password.
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Dude, Lanny implented a sweet feature! If you post your password, it will display as asterisks to everyone else but you. You’ll still be able to see your own, but it will be hidden to everyone else! See, my password is ********. Give it a try!
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Originally posted by HTS
It's a win-win for the whore, you can't actually degrade someone who's proud of being treated degradingly.
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Originally posted by NARCassist
i think you are still over thinking their effectiveness against an entire city. think Sarajevo, it was shelled to fuck for what, two years constantly? yeah it was a major inconvenience and people were getting killed left right and center, but people still managed to find a way to get on with their daily lives(albeit pretty shitty lives, agreed). so if N Korea started shelling Seoul, how long you think its gonna take for S Korea, aided by the US and prolly most of the united nations to take out those artillery, or even engage in a full on assault of N Korean mainland. At least the southern part consisting of what, 30/40 mile range of an artillery shell?
stalingrad, WWII
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2018-01-21 at 3:20 AM UTC
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Originally posted by sploj gooj
im not trying to hurt feelings. im just stating facts. in a society with properly applied euthanasia, you would be euthanized, and its likely i would be not, because 1) i dont have a developmental disability and 2) my intelligence and creativity actually gives me some value as a person.
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2018-01-20 at 9:31 AM UTC
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Dinner is served
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Originally posted by Zanick
I mean, if you consider doing drugs alone, which it sounds like we can agree is a great thing, then I don't think you need to worry about what other drug users behavior.
It just makes me feel like shit, like "I can't believe I'm into the same stuff as these retards".
Look at this fucking shit, zanick. This is a whole new ball park to the stuff I was describing in the OP but still:
Basically I wanna do mdma very badly but have no connections but this one dude who is gay and invited me to go with him to a gay club. I absolutely have nothing against gay people but could doing ex cause me lose my mind and start making out with guys and sucking cocks? I am sorry for a retarded question I just reaaaally want to do ex and have never done it before and I am slightly scared. I apologise again and thank you!
https://www.reddit.com/r/MDMA/comments/7qsk5i/doing_mdma_in_a_gay_club_as_a_straight_guy_bad/
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2018-01-17 at 2:04 AM UTC
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Eliminate One Country
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文
I'm okay with Israel getting swamped. Pakistan and saudi arabia are the two biggest producers of terrorism.
actually...that title falls to the US and israel.
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2018-01-16 at 8:42 AM UTC
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Eliminate One Country
Israel is a good answer though. So is the US. But for my money, I would eliminate England. The Scots and Irish are cool. But England has to go.
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As a former moderator of totse and a moderator/administrator of Zoklet, I have some special insight to this question specifically. Zok constantly referenced reddit like it was the pinnacle of what a forum could be. He was obsessed with it. He truly glorified it. You don't know how many times I talked him OUT OF implementing a system that uses "up/down votes" for threads that he believed would automate itself and weed out the garbage, just like reddit. He wanted Zoklet to be like Reddit more and more.
While he may be right, it would automate itself, it would also crush the spirit of what the whole site was founded on. I protested it every time he brought it up. He frequently compared Zoklet to Reddit and how Zoklet was lacking in this or that. I was constantly having to urge him to NOT move toward a Reddit example.
I am glad he listened. Although Zoklet never worked out in the long run, I think it would have died quicker if he tried to force a policy of "reddit like" shit.
Reddit is a modern forum for teenagers and early 20 somethings who think they're so edgy until someone calls them a bad name and then they fall all to pieces and want to start an internet campaign for "justice". A bunch of goddamn pussies.
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