2018-02-16 at 2:57 AM UTC
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i have needs
This thread ends with HTS flying to the UK, then discovering Daily is a girl.
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Originally posted by Malice
I’m honestly going to consider snorting a bit of cocaine beforehand to boost my charisma stat. Of course I’ll be on benzos as well.
How could this fail? Besides, it’s computer science. It probably has one of the most socially inept candidate pools around. Lanny actually once estimated that a full 10% of the people in his field may be on the spectrum.
Lmao. Please, after a decade of isolation, go to an important interview on cocaine, benzos, and autism. Record it.
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Can you believe they're actually celebrating the shooting with a conga dance? America is fucked up.
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DocFoster,
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Malice,
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Daily,
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HTS,
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AngryOnion,
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Vizier,
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SBTlauien,
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NARCassist,
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Sophie,
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Lanny,
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aldra
Guess he wanted to prove he was their biggest fan.
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Originally posted by benny vader
any men, even the wimpiest and the most gamma of them all, can fuck a women. women are by default, a cock receptacle so anyone with a cock, hard, limp, bent or otherwise abysmally small, can fuck a, or many women.
but only beta gets to put their penis into another less beta, less willing man.
Originally posted by infinityshock
that.
^2 beta fags trying to tell each other they want each other.
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Originally posted by benny vader
any men, even the wimpiest and the most gamma of them all, can fuck a women. women are by default, a cock receptacle so anyone with a cock, hard, limp, bent or otherwise abysmally small, can fuck a, or many women.
but only beta gets to put their penis into another less beta, less willing man.
Only a beta would justify there homosexuality that way.
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2018-02-14 at 11:47 AM UTC
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Gunplay
Originally posted by NARCassist
imagine a gun went off while inside a chicks pussy. there's no coming back from that at all.
That's why they use the condom.
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I wish cheap chinese buffets ooened earlier than lunch time
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2018-02-13 at 1:46 AM UTC
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White Powder
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Originally posted by Zanick
Draw Malice struggling with security in the psych ward.
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stupid noob
VICTIM of farm equipment
[the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
I don't remember totse being this homoerotic.
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Originally posted by Malice
Quit bulshitting me. This was an extremely fucked up series of events and I'd prefer not to have people question my sanity and mock me.
What if I do end up snapping and going on a killing spree? Are you going to regret doing this and not taking the opportunity to actually help me, treat me with decency. I will specifically mention this in any documentation I leave behind if the day ever comes.
What a fucking victim.
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2018-02-11 at 1:05 AM UTC
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Are Traps Gay?
Originally posted by Issue313
Would you fuck this person?
Not if there is a dick involved other than my own.
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Originally posted by Malice
I'm not the kind of person that gets bullied.
you self-diagnosed yourself with PTSD after experiencing minor mistreatment from staff
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Originally posted by Malice
I'm not the kind of person that gets bullied.
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2018-02-10 at 9:36 PM UTC
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I love Valentine's day
So in other words he's a wealthy, wealthy individual.
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Who malice thinks he is
Who malice actually is
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Originally posted by Malice
Do you know what peacocking is? Flamboyant displays, although I prefer more subdued items, are effective in making females find you attractive, which is not my goal, because it signals (genetic) novelty and confidence.
You will look like a retard, which is fine because you are actually a retard.
Originally posted by Malice
Let’s do an experiment. I’m going to dress plainly this semester and during the Fall I’ll switch to designer replicas and report back on the difference in reactions.
Your methodology is heavily flawed and the data yielded by the experiment cannot be used to draw any conclusions.
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Originally posted by Malice
I’m not a stupid junkie.
I know. You lack the social skills required to become one.
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2018-02-09 at 7:05 PM UTC
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Are my balls gonna fall off?
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
I laughed a lot at this thread. Thank you. Ahahaha!
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