Originally posted by NARCassist
i been having this similar argument with some veggie nuts on a fb group the last couple of days. i swear this idiots comeback was to claim 'hunter-gatherers' ate fruit for the first 22 million years. well you can see my reply for yourselves, lol.
spectroll, was this you?
they were hunting fruits and nuts
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Everyone should know basic cooking, man or woman. It's a simple survival instinct. To be completely inept at preparing food shouldn't be acceptable for either gender.
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Originally posted by Malice
Nope, my penis is perfectly normal. That was a troll, and it was easy to do. All I had to do was pull the skin at the base up a certain way which you couldn't see in the pic. For another I just pressed it in and took pictures really quickly until I got one at the right moment.
It was an epic troll.
Even if this were true, the fuck is epic about convincing everyone you have a micropenis?
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
When you're smoking it. If you roll the roach with its head forward, then light the joint, eventually the head would fall off unburned. Cockroaches were able to survive all the prehistoric stages and also the the Ice Age.
You can't just twist an unbroken chunk of brick weed in a skin and smoke it. You have to grind it or break it up somehow first dumbass.
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Originally posted by Vizier
Seriously. I'd toss the demon bitch on the dirty floor and tear her clothes apart while pulling her hair and licking her neck as she hissed some gibberish. Then I'd pull my cock out and raw dog her until her pussy bathed my dick and balls with sulfur smelling black goo. I'd put on this song and every time they said "satanic speeeed metal" I'd punch her on the nape of her neck so hard her demon snatch would clamp on my rock solid penis as I yelled "PATER SATAN IN MANUS TUAS COMMENDO SPIRITUM MEUM". She'd claw on the ground and belch guttural glossosalia until I fill her fiery pussy with my unholy cum. I'd pull out, wipe my dick on her ass of ashes and tell her to fuck off from whence she came.
then she takes off her mask, and it's a guy. CATFISHED.
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Originally posted by Enter
I wasn't angry. That was one of the first posts I made when I woke up, so my testosterone was at its peak. That was just me typing comfortably and normally because of my t-levels.
Stupid cunt.
Haha. Poor thing, you’re just pissy you don’t get blow jobs every morning, aren’t you?
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Originally posted by Malice
I don't know, if Enter has spent this much time on these sites trolling so consistently and prolifically throughout the years he could definitely have a touch of the 'tism.
Being on here probably nearly guarantees that there's something seriously wrong with you or your life.
I'm not trolling, and this is precisely the reason. If girls actually liked me I wouldn't be spending 24/7 posting on here. Similar to how if Captain Falcon was actually rich, he wouldn't be on here 24/7 either.
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