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2018-02-22 at 12:57 PM UTC
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Hydro, if you actually care about 1337 you won't marry him for a few years.
If I actually care... I'm marrying him because I do. I didn't ask to get married, and you especially should know how I've felt about marriage.
There are somethings about our relationship, things you'll never know or be able to understand. You should know, I tend to agree with your warnings, so I'm not mad, nor surprised, though I definitely think after what you do know about me, that'd I'd be marrying 1337 for money is straight up bullshit. If that were the case, then why am I still prostituting. You think 1337 wants me to continue doing that? I do continue doing it because I don't want to leech off of anyone and I want to carry my share of the financial burden. -
2018-02-22 at 1:01 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone There are somethings about our relationship, things you'll never know or be able to understand.
I bet he would be able to understand them.
I bet everyone with at least an average IQ would be able to understand them.
You don't have something special going on, you white trash LITERAL prostitute.
Cunt. Worthless fucking cunt.
Disgusting, waste of space, worthless CUNT. -
2018-02-22 at 1:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by HTS tfw hydro has never lusted after your loins, even tho
you think she cute and awesome 😢
awww, you're cute and awesome too, HTS.
... maybe not loins, but that purty hair, yes. You're literally one of the few who's seen my tits, in and out of a corset before. If I was bi, I'd def be down for some HTS action. 1337 did say he wanted to have a threesome with another girl one of these days... -
2018-02-22 at 1:05 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone awww, you're cute and awesome too, HTS.
… maybe not loins, but that purty hair, yes. You're literally one of the few who's seen my tits, in and out of a corset before. If I was bi, I'd def be down for some HTS action. 1337 did say he wanted to have a threesome with another girl one of these days…
I'LL SEE YOU BURN IN THE FIRES
YOU HORRIBLE CUNT
YOU HORRIBLE SWINE
YOU BITCH. YOU GODDAMN BITCH. -
2018-02-22 at 1:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone If that were the case, then why am I still prostituting. You think 1337 wants me to continue doing that?
Yeah, the marriage is definitely a good idea.I do continue doing it because I don't want to leech off of anyone and I want to carry my share of the financial burden.
Get a normal job like every other fucking person? You fucking whore? You have a fiance who doesn't want you fucking strangers, but you're such a fucking selfish cunt who doesn't want to get a normal job, you just want to keep fucking other guys.
You are fucking pathetic. -
2018-02-22 at 1:42 PM UTCSo totse was actually a dating site and we were just missing out?
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2018-02-22 at 1:49 PM UTC
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2018-02-22 at 1:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller Bipolar disorder is the new autism. All the cool kids have it.
Hey man. I'm on my lunch break so I can't stay for long, but I wanted to log in to quickly say -
You are a literal cuckold. Forget about this political word "cuck". You are a literal cuckold. In evolutionary terms, we call this "existential suicide" as you will be providing finite time and finite resources to a female who will be seeking another man's DNA while using you solely for your resources. In the modern world, this is known as "beta fux, beta bux". You have memed yourself into objective cuckoldry which, under every metric, is retarded (literally retarding your existence as an organism), immoral (for the innocent children your prostitute wife will be creating) and disgusting (you will be physically intimate with a woman who has and continues to be treated like a sex slave by other men). Your chances of dying early have also increased due to your prostitute wife's likelihood of possessing and acquiring numerous STDs. I also want to close by saying that there is a 100% chance that this marriage will not last due to her loss of pair bonding ability (a direct result of her promiscuity) - she will, neurologically, never be able to feel fulfilled by the love (I feel sick) and attention you provide her. Good luck in all of your future endeavours and I hope this is a lesson to all males considering self-cuckoldry due to low self-esteem and latent self-hate.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-22 at 2:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by Daily Hey man. I'm on my lunch break so I can't stay for long, but I wanted to log in to quickly say -
You are a literal cuckold. Forget about this political word "cuck". You are a literal cuckold. In evolutionary terms, we call this "existential suicide" as you will be providing finite time and finite resources to a female who will be seeking another man's DNA while using you solely for your resources. In the modern world, this is known as "beta fux, beta bux". You have memed yourself into objective cuckoldry which, under every metric, is retarded (literally retarding your existence as an organism), immoral (for the innocent children your prostitute wife will be creating) and disgusting (you will be physically intimate with a woman who has and continues to be treated like a sex slave by other men). Your chances of dying early have also increased due to your prostitute wife's likelihood of possessing and acquiring numerous STDs. I also want to close by saying that there is a 100% chance that this marriage will not last due to her loss of pair bonding ability (a direct result of her promiscuity) - she will, neurologically, never be able to feel fulfilled by the love (I feel sick) and attention you provide her. Good luck in all of your future endeavours and I hope this is a lesson to all males considering self-cuckoldry due to low self-esteem and latent self-hate.
this is factually accurate, 100%, but he won't listen or care
you don't know him, mannn. you don't know the love they share.
you're just a trolllll or jealous -
2018-02-22 at 2:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by Enter I bet he would be able to understand them.
I bet everyone with at least an average IQ would be able to understand them.
You don't have something special going on, you white trash LITERAL prostitute.
Cunt. Worthless fucking cunt.
Disgusting, waste of space, worthless CUNT.
Do you think calling me "LITERAL prostitute", or even a cunt for that matter, bothers or hurts my feelings? I know what I do for a living. I'm not proud of what I do, but I'm not ashamed, either, and I'd be ashamed if I couldn't take care of myself, my children, and be able to carry my part of the financial responsibility with 1337. For being 'worthless', 'disgusting', whatever... I've struggled a lot in my life with those feelings of inadequacy. 1337 has been the person who's helped me realize that I'm not, and he's the only opinion that matters about that anyway.
I'm just genuinely curious, why am I getting all this hate from you? -
2018-02-22 at 2:57 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone Do you think calling me "LITERAL prostitute", or even a cunt for that matter, bothers or hurts my feelings? I know what I do for a living. I'm not proud of what I do, but I'm not ashamed, either, and I'd be ashamed if I couldn't take care of myself, my children, and be able to carry my part of the financial responsibility with 1337. For being 'worthless', 'disgusting', whatever… I've struggled a lot in my life with those feelings of inadequacy. 1337 has been the person who's helped me realize that I'm not, and he's the only opinion that matters about that anyway.
I'm just genuinely curious, why am I getting all this hate from you?
i know people say this all the time on here to feel "above" their opponent, but i'm actually being 100% truthful and serious:
didn't read
i didn't read whatever the fuck that useless blabbering was, because you're nothing but a worthless disgusting hooker.
if a hooker started talking to me when i was walking by her on the street, i wouldn't stop to hear her words. so therefore you are no different, SCUM. -
2018-02-22 at 2:57 PM UTC
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2018-02-22 at 2:57 PM UTC
Originally posted by Enter i know people say this all the time on here to feel "above" their opponent, but i'm actually being 100% truthful and serious:
didn't read
i didn't read whatever the fuck that useless blabbering was, because you're nothing but a worthless disgusting hooker.
if a hooker started talking to me when i was walking by her on the street, i wouldn't stop to hear her words. so therefore you are no different, SCUM.
that sucks, that post was probably the one post that would finally get you a girlfriend -
2018-02-22 at 3:01 PM UTC
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2018-02-22 at 3:17 PM UTC
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2018-02-22 at 3:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by Enter Yeah, the marriage is definitely a good idea.
Get a normal job like every other fucking person? You fucking whore? You have a fiance who doesn't want you fucking strangers, but you're such a fucking selfish cunt who doesn't want to get a normal job, you just want to keep fucking other guys.
You are fucking pathetic.
Well, as for not understanding shit, this is one of those things. I've gotten tired of explaining my health issues, and the fact I've literally been epileptic for the last year and a half, which I've been unable to control, and yes, as of most recently, I've been on meds for, but they haven't been helping. I was in the hospital for a couple days about a month or so ago. I couldn't work a normal job just for the amount of days I get incapacitated when I have seizures, much less the other shit going on. I have a disabilities claim in the process right now too, so it's not like this is what I'll be doing forever.
You know, 1337 doesn't care so much this is what I am doing, but he does care that I DON'T desire to keep doing it, and it literally causes me physical pain, and I fucking hate doing this. I do it because I'll be damned if I don't support myself, my child, and be able to meet in the middle financially on my end. I don't want to be the typical bitch who expects their husband to be the breadwinner for them, despite all the shit wrong with me, despite the fact I COULD just say fuck it. I'm kinda damned if I do, damned if I don't with you all... if I continue pulling my own, I'm wrong, and if I were to let 1337 support me, then I'm just after him for the money... makes no sense. I have a disabilities claim in the process right now though, so it's not like this is what I'll be doing forever.
I think it's fucked you all want to call him a cuck, when hell... this is what he wants. I want to make him happy, and you all do lack an understanding of our relationship... it's whatever. -
2018-02-22 at 3:38 PM UTCcan you believe she actually just replied to me with all that shit
does she actually think i'm going to read it after what i just wrote
holy fucking shit
the worthless cunt whore just loves hearing herself talk -
2018-02-22 at 3:45 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-22 at 3:54 PM UTC
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2018-02-22 at 4:16 PM UTCTo be fair, you have to have an extremely high IQ to understand hydro and leet's relationship. Their cosmic love is extremely subtle and without a solid grasp of how online relationships work, most NIS users would be unable to maintain such a level of trust. There's also leet's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization - his personal philosophy draws heavily from the many NIS users who have been hydro's lover before. The fans understand this stuff. They have the love in their heart to truly appreciate the depths of their love, to realize that they're not just about love - they say something about deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who don't like their relationship truly ARE idoits - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the caring in hydro's catchphrase "But yes, 1337 precums like a Clydesdale and is hung like one too," which is itself a cryptic reference to the past failed relationships that lead to this one. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as helladamnleet's genius unfolds itself on newtotse. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a HM and HDL heart tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
