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  1. Hahahaha love the moment when it looks like they're fucking.
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  3. Originally posted by Vizier Seriously. I'd toss the demon bitch on the dirty floor and tear her clothes apart while pulling her hair and licking her neck as she hissed some gibberish. Then I'd pull my cock out and raw dog her until her pussy bathed my dick and balls with sulfur smelling black goo. I'd put on this song and every time they said "satanic speeeed metal" I'd punch her on the nape of her neck so hard her demon snatch would clamp on my rock solid penis as I yelled "PATER SATAN IN MANUS TUAS COMMENDO SPIRITUM MEUM". She'd claw on the ground and belch guttural glossosalia until I fill her fiery pussy with my unholy cum. I'd pull out, wipe my dick on her ass of ashes and tell her to fuck off from whence she came.


    then she takes off her mask, and it's a guy. CATFISHED.
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  4. Originally posted by Enter I wasn't angry. That was one of the first posts I made when I woke up, so my testosterone was at its peak. That was just me typing comfortably and normally because of my t-levels.

    Stupid cunt.

    Haha. Poor thing, you’re just pissy you don’t get blow jobs every morning, aren’t you?
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  5. Originally posted by Malice I don't know, if Enter has spent this much time on these sites trolling so consistently and prolifically throughout the years he could definitely have a touch of the 'tism.

    Being on here probably nearly guarantees that there's something seriously wrong with you or your life.

    I'm not trolling, and this is precisely the reason. If girls actually liked me I wouldn't be spending 24/7 posting on here. Similar to how if Captain Falcon was actually rich, he wouldn't be on here 24/7 either.
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  6. Malice is way too fucking autistic to impersonate someone else without letting some of himself come out.
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  7. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by greenplastic what is tbf? to be frank? like the english version of tbh?

    I always read it as "to be fair" but I don't really KNOW what it means.
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  8. If only there were a relatively anonymous non-centralized currency that people could use to instantly send money from one end of the world to another.
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  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fox Paws They don’t let people have guns in australia

    They don't let law abiding citizens have guns. There are still guns there.
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  10. I can’t understand how someone can live their life with so much fear.
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  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I always initiate the flirting. It's what you do if you're a guy. If she plays along then you're golden. Which they usually do with me, not because i am such a handsome person, i'm charming.
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  12. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by infinityshock youre an idiot and are utterly and completely clueless. you have no idea what youre talking about.

    im going to hog-tie your pert little ass to a spinning ceiling fan and pimp out your wife to any nigger that i can find for you to watch then you can do some life-choices evaluation.



    Originally posted by infinityshock youre a literal bottom fag with a degradation/masochism fetish…you have zero qualification to discuss anything alfa unless youre describing how badly you want to bottom for one.

    by the literal definition, betas never 'act out' in front of authority figures.

    my last job i betad my 'supervisor' in as much a public and degrading manner without making physical contact as is conceivable.

    ive been in many, many jobs where the 'boss' tried to be alfa and i or others out-alfa'd him (always a him…a female can never be an alfa)

    when i was in the military a beta-fag who outranked me on several orders of magnitude pissed me off and i went off on him completely…

    "betas" are really easy to annoy. All this "control" and you still can't stop yourselves from having these embarrassing outburts. 😋😘
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  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist well that makes two of you then



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    There is no doubt about Jill's homosexuality.
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  15. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by Lanny More like 5 line of dialog per century.

    I had mixed feelings on it. I didn't mind that it was slow as shit so much, but I felt like what plot it did have was too contrived to pay off. Like that sequence when he's taking the train, having an existential meltdown over being late, which dragged on for an eternity. I did a reasonable job building up tension I guess but the underlying plot was just the worse kind of Japanese romance melodrama English speakers shit all over Clannad or Ano natsu de matteru for (justifiably). But somehow you give them a 5 million dollar production budget and cringy over-dramatization of teen angst becomes realism.

    Kimi no na wa was pretty fun. I thought the last half hour or so was kinda uninspired in terms of plot but the setup was great and great artwork. While american audiences wouldn't know it, being released in fucking April here, it was a summer anime and it really shows in the composition, which is why I suspect it ended up taking the turn it did. Watch the biggest name movie of the summer for the prior 4 years and you'll see what I mean by uninspired.

    What the fuck did I just read?
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  16. Originally posted by NARCassist existence exists because it can, so it does.

    and that's all there is to it really. you goofy self-imposed 'intellectual' motherfuckers just be over thinkin shit.



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    This guy thinks he’s smarter than me lmao
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  17. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    I mean if I wanted everyone to know about me I'd just go to FB. Make an instagram filled with cliche selfies and constantly update a twitter feed with the events of my mundane life. Or you know I could not post my whole life here for this cabal to peruse. Fuck laying it out.
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  18. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby just remember fam the butthole hurt never ends in space fam.

    because you're raping it?
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  19. Originally posted by NARCassist
    Bonus feature is you can put a padlock on her ear to stop her running away.
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  20. Originally posted by NARCassist now you pointed that out i just also realized how fucking nasty as fuck the chick i'm currently hitting on is. how the fuck am i not seeing how god awful these girls are, what the fuck is wrong with my judgment?





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    YOU CALL ME A FAGGOT WHEN YOU FUCK MEN?
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