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2018-03-10 at 8:18 PM UTC in Totse_2001 deleted his account!!! :(The most medically significant side effect of pure diacetylmorphine is constipation
If it were legal there would be no unintentional overdoses
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2018-03-10 at 6:19 PM UTC in Captain Falcon/Jeremus, I do not like you.Every place I go, there is always one person I do not like. One person who ruins it all, who makes me think, "fuck... why do they have to be here? Shit would be go good otherwise."
At Niggas In Space, that "person" is you.
Someone on here said it best (forgot who, apologies to that person) -- Your posts are reminiscent of a try-hard teenager desperate to fit in, because as a pakistani in america, that's essentially what you are. Nothing you post in genuine, it's always an attempt to get people to like you. You can't just be yourself, because your "self" is a boring, poor pakistani.
This post was going to be a lot longer; but I won't feed your ego by dissecting your personality. I'll just say what I really want to say:
I hope someone close to you, like your mother, ends up with a horrific disease and is bed-ridden during her final years. I hope she suffers horrifically, and it gives you great pain to witness. That would genuinely make me happy.
After she hilariously dies, I hope you become extremely depressed. Oh, how I would love that. How I would love to taste your tears, Captain Faggot.
Captain Faggot, depressed over the death of his poor witty mommy. Lmao.
This is all hypothetical; I'm hoping she genuinely is dead already and you're in mourning. That would be great. Nice mom, you dead-mom-having faggot.
Anyway, I hope your depression leads you to an attempted suicide, and you end up as a vegetable for the rest of your pathetic, miserable existence. I literally can't think of anything better than to imagine you immobile and in a wheelchair, unable to speak or make a noise beyond "errrgggghhh", yet your brain is still 100% active. I want you to fully realize the horrific predicament you're in. God, that would make me so fucking happy, to have you suffer like that. An existential hell; a prisoner in your own, broken brown body.
Crippled faggot. Cripped, pakistani faggot.
I wish you weren't such a compulsive liar, because if you were ever to become a vegetable, you would never tell us. Please don't deprive me of such happiness, Jeremus. :( It would be so grand to hear of your wheelchair-bound exploits.
Every day, the more depressed you get, the more happy I'd get. You can't even wipe your own ass -- you don't even know when you're shitting yourself. But you're aware of your sister having to clean it up, and wipe your crack. Eventually the dumb bitch realizes she can put you in a diaper; but the prospect of wearing one sends you down further into that depression.
You just want out. You wish you were dead. Meanwhile, I wish I could live forever on the high I'm on, knowing the turmoil you're going through.
One day, your fat bitch of a sister has a heart attack right in front of you. You're traumatized; but can't move. Her dead body just lays in front of you for the next couple of days until someone finds you both. You're BEGGING for death after all of this, but nobody can understand you, you stupid fucking crippled paki.
Eventually, you pass away at the age of 99, but it's not over yet. Hell exists, and you're tortured for all eternity! The worst pain imaginable -- FOR ALL ETERNITY. Oh my god, I'm actually feeling fuzzy inside writing this. That'd be so fucking awesome. All eternity... Captain Faggot in horrific turmoil... omfg. So good.
I'm being genuine, by the way. I'm not trying to be edgy. The pain I'm describing for you, if it were to happen, IT WOULD LITERALLY MAKE ME THE HAPPIEST I'VE EVER BEEN.
It would be so, so grand.
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2018-03-10 at 2:38 PM UTC in Hydro really is a piece of shit.
Originally posted by Internet-Weed-Dude Are all of those things actually true?
Do you know why she's even able to cope at all? Because that's how effective IV hydromorphone happens to be at alleviating suffering. Not just pain… but any type of suffering.
When she doesn't have it, she's not able to cope… like at all. (I'd bet). and quite possibly never will be able to…
I feel like I don't like that anyone has to go through that. She's probably feeling extreme distress when she doesn't have hydromorphone/whichever opiates.
That could have been me, honestly, had I not turned things around. I recently got all paranoid that I could have contracted HIV or Hep C back between 2-3 years ago when I was IVing and I went and got my blood tested a couple of weeks ago. Found out like 3-4 days ago that I don't have Hep C or HIV.
I was like "yea!".
Oh my God could you imagine how fucking terrible it would be to find out you fucked up huge and were unlucky enough to get HIV?
You just have no idea what extent your suffering is going to descend to… as your body and your appearance falls apart. You can't be honest with anybody you're meeting romantically without them being very unlikely to lose interest.
Opiate addicts NEED intimacy/affection and not of the horny variety. I believe. and if someone has HIV, they can only get the horny type of affection. fake affection. from someone who wont want them close to them once they're done busting. Because that's the only type of arousal someone (not being honest/forthcoming about having HIV) is likely to experience with anyone else. because of the lack of connection as a result of the dishonesty.
I hope for hydro's sake that they come up with a cure for HIV. or for the sake of her poor pets.
that's fucked up, if she did that.
glad to see you're back on the meth
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2018-03-10 at 3:14 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Imagine sending a card to someone after they got diagnosed with AIDS that said "To the most positive person I've ever met" on the cover.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-10 at 3:06 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-10 at 2:37 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Man that must be a weird feeling, fucking your fiancee knowing that she was just getting railed by a dogThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-10 at 2:31 AM UTC in Trying to join the eliteJobs are for slaves.
What you want to do is open a business.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-09 at 10:08 PM UTC in Hey guys, multi-millionaire here! Man I'm so fucking rich.Listen, just because I stay in a $35 shithole motel and eat fastfood every day doesn't mean I'm not a millionaire. That's called being smart with money.
It's exactly because I live in a way that's totally materially indistinguishable from lower-middle class that I'm a millionaire. If anything my seeming poverty is incontrovertible proof of my immense wealth.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-09 at 8:18 PM UTC in Hey guys, multi-millionaire here! Man I'm so fucking rich.I bet you never even went to Fiji. Where's the pics?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-09 at 2:45 PM UTC in Once when Totse was down...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-09 at 11:14 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
LOLThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-09 at 9:20 AM UTC in ATTN: Enter: Who you gonna completely destroy today?
Whoever I feel like I wanna destroy. Gosh!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-09 at 6:06 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-09 at 5:15 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Hmm..she's a QT 3.14 :
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2018-03-09 at 2:41 AM UTC in It’s Saturday - Share your funniest/most fucked up jokes
Originally posted by AngryOnion A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mom and says, “Look, Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look, Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the kid back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes, and I already hate you, black people!”
>black woman cooking
>black father being present
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2018-03-09 at 1:48 AM UTC in Hey guys, multi-millionaire here! Man I'm so fucking rich.Who wants to hear about my 3-day holiday to another state, where I walked around the city, bought some takeaway pizza, and fucked a fat chick from tinder?
Please don't talk about how weird it is that I never post about my rich lifestyle exploits, and all of a sudden I'm documenting one of the cheapest vacations any average joe can take.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-09 at 1:24 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-09 at 12:52 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I will destroy each and every single man woman and childThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-08 at 11:58 PM UTC in -SpectraL is a phony: definitive proof. Link him to this thread whenever he spouts his shit.This is becoming as dramatica as this pose
so Spectral is a poser?
hmm Spec/Spez
pretty close sounding.
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2018-03-08 at 8:15 PM UTC in -SpectraL is a phony: definitive proof. Link him to this thread whenever he spouts his shit.I'm sitting on the toilet, having not even wiped my shitty asshole yet due to laughing my ass off.
Enter destroyed Spectral!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
