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  1. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Well, if it was motor or paddle-operated, it wouldn't be sailboat anymore, now would it? I don't think you've really thought this through.

    Son: Look, Dad! A sailboat!
    Father: Nah, kid. It ain't got no sail on'it.
    Son: Does it really need a sail to be a sailboat, father?
    Father: You're darn tootin' it does. Did your mother drop you on your head when you were a toddler or somthin'?
    Son: No, father… I just thought… since…
    Father: There's your problem right there, youngin'. You thought.



    Originally posted by -SpectraL Do I really have to answer that question to get your support and backing?? Oh, OK. It's not that it's important, It's just that I happened to comment that I was on Totse well before 2006, and since I wouldn't tell ENTER what username I was using, he concocted this plan to attempt to tarnish my long-standing reputation. He would have you think I'm some n00b who just fell off the turnip truck this morning.



    Originally posted by -SpectraL That would be like calling a baloney sandwich real and then putting fake baloney on it and still calling it a real baloney sandwich. Ain't gonna fly! You could go as far as calling it a fake baloney sandwich, or a "simulated" baloney sandwich, or an artificially-flavored baloney sandwich, but that's all I'll give you. Enter's accusation is like a fake baloney sandwich.

    A triple post! You're really desperate to maintain the illusion of your seniority, huh? Poor speckles.
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  2. Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    So, post them.
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  3. Originally posted by Jeremus I just think David Duchovny is a cool guy and liked the trend, my guy. Why you so salty all the time?

    Lmao you got called out and now you’re playing it off. He literally saw right through you from the beginning. You can’t explain that away. He read you like a book lol
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  4. Me, Lanny, and Zanick had a bet going -- to see who had the weakest, softest will -- the desire to try to "fit in". We did this by making our avatars variants of Agent Mulder from the x-files, and then made bets to see what pathetic fucker would follow suit.

    I had Captain Falcon.

    And I won.

    And do you know why I chose him? Because I know his type. He just wants to fit in. Even if it means lying about being rich.

    Captain faggot.
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  5. Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm declaring this case closed for lack of evidence. Thank you all for coming.

    I wish noobs would stop telling us old-timers what to do.
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  6. Originally posted by HTS You're scaring me. 😢

    I once said vaping was gay in tinychat, and didn't realize brick was vaping at the time. He stood up an literally aimed a gun at the screen, like it was pointed right at me. It was fucking horrifying.

    I'll give him this: brick makes a good totsean.
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  7. Originally posted by -SpectraL Not scared in the least.

    You can pass this off with memes like that, but you're done.
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  8. Originally posted by -SpectraL Obviously, I already knew there was year-2000 Totse accounts, before 2001, because I was the one who was handing out abandoned year-2000 accounts to people when Jeff closed reg and took off for months. You remember that. My only mistake was I said 2001 and it was 2000. That's not enough to prosecute me on!



    The problem, SpectraL, is that I have the chat logs.

    See, that wasn't your only mistake. I LET YOU OFF with your first mistake (stating that Totse started before 1989), giving you the benefit of the doubt.

    But you repeatedly stated it began in 2001.

    You have no hard evidence that you were ever on Totse before 2006. In fact, the only evidence that exists about your whereabouts, threads like these... well, it's evidence against your claims!

    Anyway, there's something you've gotta know.

    And that's I'm Enter Hansen, and we're doing a story on faggots who lie about being part of internet communities before 2006. Unless you have anything else to say, you're free to exit through that door you came in.
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  9. Originally posted by -SpectraL Let's refresh here. What exactly is it that I'm "lying" about?

    Yes, let's refresh!

    You said Totse wasn't on the web until 2001. I posted a Totse page from 1998.

    You said the Totse BBS wasn't on the web until 2001. I posted a Totse BBS page from February 2000.

    Your knowledge of Totse came from looking at the profile sign up dates that all said "2001" at the earliest, you little lying fuck.
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  10. Originally posted by -SpectraL So I said 2001 when it was mid-2000. That really doesn't change anything. It doesn't mean I've been "lying" about being on Totse since 1989.

    February 2000 is mid-2000 now, you little weasley fuck?
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  11. Originally posted by -SpectraL Six months before. 180 days. Whippie.

    Check it out. Posts on the forum from February 2000.

    http://web.archive.org/web/20000302203356/http://www.totse.com:80/bin/bbs/Ultimate.cgi

    Ten months before. Whippie.

    Hahahahahaha.
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  12. Originally posted by -SpectraL Don't be silly, kid. How would I even know you had to use telnet to access the old version of Totse unless I actually accessed it that way myself? And since I obviously did, why would I magically appear years later green? You're not really making much sense here.


    Totse BBS before 2001:

    http://web.archive.org/web/20000616154408/http://www.totse.com:80/bin/bbs/Ultimate.cgi

    lmaoooooooo
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  13. YOU'RE FUCKING DONE, SPECTRAL. IT'S OVER. EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU'RE A FAKE NOW.
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  14. IS EVERYBODY FUCKING READING THIS>?!?!?!?>?!?! IVE FUCKING PWNED HIM SO HARD!!! THIS IS INSANE!!!! IM LITERALLY CUMMING.
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  15. Originally posted by -SpectraL But see, here's where you're wrong, Enter. It wasn't a web-based BBS in 1998. All it was was a counter and a front page. Basically, just holding the domain name. That's not a member-based BBS. The UBB only came online in 2001.

    HAHAHAHHA FINE

    LET'S GO WITH THIS

    ARCHIVE OF TOTSE FORUM FROM THE YEAR 2000:

    http://web.archive.org/web/20000616154408/http://www.totse.com:80/bin/bbs/Ultimate.cgi

    HAHAHAHHAHAHA OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKING GOT YOU AGAIN!!!
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  16. Originally posted by -SpectraL But see, here's where you're wrong, Enter. It wasn't a web-based BBS in 1998. All it was was a counter and a front page. Basically, just holding the domain name. That's not a member-based BBS. The UBB only came online in 2001.

    Hahahahahahahhaha. No. Nope nope nope.

    You're not doing this you fucker.

    ADMIT IT. ADMIT YOU ONLY FOUND TOTSE IN 2006.
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  17. What's wrong, Speckles? Cat got your tongue?
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  18. HAHAHAHHA EVERYONE PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THIS. I FUCKING CAUGHT HIM OUT. IVE FINALLY GOT HIM. YOU'RE DONE, SPECTRAL! SHOW'S FUCKING OVER!
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  19. YOU ARE SUCH A STUPID FUCK SPECTRAL HAHAHAHA

    IVE GOT YOU

    IVE FINALLY CAUGHT YOU OUT IN YOUR LIES

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

    IVE WAITED FOR THIS DAY FOR SO LONG!
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  20. Originally posted by -SpectraL In other words, if Totse actually was on the WWW in 1997, show me a Totse account with that registration date; but that's not possible. However, I can show you a handful of Totse accounts with 2001 registration dates, because that's the year it was moved to the web. Nice try, Enter, but you haven't "got" me yet, "old man" or not.

    http://web.archive.org/web/19981212033530/http://www.totse.com:80/
    http://web.archive.org/web/19981212033530/http://www.totse.com:80/
    http://web.archive.org/web/19981212033530/http://www.totse.com:80/

    YOU STUPID FUCK LMAO
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