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Lol same city where they dropped the case against those cops that literally killed someone for no reason
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Originally posted by Zanick
This. Had you gone to her bed, she'd have made you wear a pacifier or some shit and beg her for fucking.
That sounds pretty nice tbh
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Originally posted by Enter
How do I make a first move without them being creeped out/depressed that I like them?
I think first you need to get over this self deprecating and/or self destructive behavior, Enter
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
He meant attractive to pedos. He didn't say they were attractive him. Learn to read, dude.
Defending your boyfriend, how precious.
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You know the difference between a priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
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You know what broccoli and anal sex have in common? No matter how much butter you use, kids still don't like it.
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This stirs my loins in a way it shouldn't :
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Vizier
Tuskegee Airman
[spic of the devil]
Originally posted by Enter
I may hate women, but at least I'm not a little bitch about it.
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Yeah, there's a snake in here right now, actually.
...IN MY PANTS! :P
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2018-03-04 at 10:33 PM UTC
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should I get drunk tonight???
Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix
Originally posted by MAL
This is terrifying.
Tell the truth, that's you after consenting sex with Bill Krozby.
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Originally posted by NARCassist
i been having this similar argument with some veggie nuts on a fb group the last couple of days. i swear this idiots comeback was to claim 'hunter-gatherers' ate fruit for the first 22 million years. well you can see my reply for yourselves, lol.
spectroll, was this you?
they were hunting fruits and nuts
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Vizier
Tuskegee Airman
[spic of the devil]
It is, it's just boring lately. You might want to post the suicide-hotline number you "volunteer" at in case I need it.
"Hello, this is Ashtrayan hotline, how can I halp?"
"Yeah, I'm feeling really sad, I wanna kill myself"
"Haha kick the stool ya dumb cunt"
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Originally posted by Malice
The fuck are you talking about? I genuinely need them.
i neeeeed my amphetamines, opiates, benzos, and dissociatives to pass babby class
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2018-03-04 at 2:12 AM UTC
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Casa de fruta, 3am snack
Originally posted by benny vader
corrected.
Everyone should know basic cooking, man or woman. It's a simple survival instinct. To be completely inept at preparing food shouldn't be acceptable for either gender.
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Esplender
Tuskegee Airman
[my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
Originally posted by NARCassist
the roach is the best bit
.
I found some worms in mine on one occasion. Think they might actually be living in the actual weed plant and didn't end up there by accident.
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Originally posted by Malice
Nope, my penis is perfectly normal. That was a troll, and it was easy to do. All I had to do was pull the skin at the base up a certain way which you couldn't see in the pic. For another I just pressed it in and took pictures really quickly until I got one at the right moment.
It was an epic troll.
Even if this were true, the fuck is epic about convincing everyone you have a micropenis?
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
When you're smoking it. If you roll the roach with its head forward, then light the joint, eventually the head would fall off unburned. Cockroaches were able to survive all the prehistoric stages and also the the Ice Age.
You can't just twist an unbroken chunk of brick weed in a skin and smoke it. You have to grind it or break it up somehow first dumbass.
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African Astronaut
[impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
Originally posted by -SpectraL
I could easily silence you. Watch this…
Silence!
There. See? You're silent.
I see that you're a failure who contributes nothing to the community, but acts like they're the backbone of the entire Totse legacy.
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