The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-03-04 at 3:26 AM UTC

   #2701
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Some weird old guy just walked through and put candy, a small pouch of WHOPPERS malted milk balls (Better than most candy), on my laptop's keyboard, which I had on my lap and was using. First thing I thought was that it was one of those scams where they ask for money later. Fuck no I'm not gonna eat it. I feel dirty just having touched it.
   
   I'm going to leave it there for a child to the risk on. I saw him give some to a bunch of kids, so if they start dropping dead or convulsing I'll know I made the right choice.
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   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2018-03-04 at 3:28 AM UTC

   #2702
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by NARCassist not by your standards obviously. look at all the grime along the edge? its fucking disgusting.
   
   
   
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   That may have been ash from the bong I keep right by there. You have no right to berate me you lower class piece of shit! I can buy my way to cleanliness.
3. 2018-03-04 at 3:29 AM UTC

   #2703
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   How's your actual studies going, Malice? Finding it easy?
4. 2018-03-04 at 3:31 AM UTC

   #2704
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by Malice No. I read the wiki and was really disappointed. I was hoping for a cool take on the being the bad guy concept. I want to hunt others down.

   
   I said the original one. You don't have an option to play the "bad guy". You play a native American who has been abducted by aliens.
5. 2018-03-04 at 3:32 AM UTC

   #2705
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Imagine walking up to a large group of children, throwing candy in, like, a 10 foot radius, then yelling MORTAL COMBAT!!! as you tell them to fight each other for it and film the ensuing chaos.
   
   You could get some really bad jail time for that. People really won't like it, especially since I'd target black children because they're the most violent and impulsive.
   
   Damn I'm tempted to do that.
6. 2018-03-04 at 3:33 AM UTC

   #2706
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Enter How's your actual studies going, Malice? Finding it easy?

   
   Easy as shit. Nearly all classes outside of STEM are a fucking joke. It's ridiculously easy.
7. 2018-03-04 at 3:33 AM UTC

   #2707
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice Easy as shit. Nearly all classes outside of STEM are a fucking joke. It's ridiculously easy.

   
   I thought you were doing STEM though?
8. 2018-03-04 at 3:36 AM UTC

   #2708
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Trump on China's Xi consolidating power: 'Maybe we'll give that a shot some day'
   
   I can't believe Trump actually said that. Did anyone else catch the statements he made on gun control this week? That was fun, really throwing everyone for a loop. Of course leftists have developed an unbreakable negative fixation.
   
   I wonder if he's actually trolling or whether he has the view that term limits are undemocratic.
9. 2018-03-04 at 3:37 AM UTC

   #2709
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Enter I thought you were doing STEM though?

   
   I'm not taking those classes right now. I'm going to be taking classes during the summer and winter sessions as well, so the structuring is different. I want to ease into it, for good reasons.
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   • The Self Taught Man
10. 2018-03-04 at 4:15 AM UTC

    #2710
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Guessing you're currently unmedicated since you didn't respond to that question.
11. 2018-03-04 at 4:23 AM UTC

    #2711
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Guessing you're currently unmedicated since you didn't respond to that question.

    
    Indeed. Initial appointment on the 12th. I'm planning to get Klonopin and Vyvanse. I should also add memantine and T-PAIN to my stack.
12. 2018-03-04 at 4:49 AM UTC

    #2712
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by Malice Indeed. Initial appointment on the 12th. I'm planning to get Klonopin and Vyvanse. I should also add memantine and T-PAIN to my stack.

    
    So you don't actually want to get better.
13. 2018-03-04 at 4:53 AM UTC

    #2713
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    He just wants a permission slip to do drugs.
14. 2018-03-04 at 4:54 AM UTC

    #2714
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 He just wants a permission slip to do drugs.

    
    why do you want to kill all the white devil?
15. 2018-03-04 at 5:01 AM UTC

    #2715
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery So you don't actually want to get better.

    
    The fuck are you talking about? I genuinely need them.
16. 2018-03-04 at 5:05 AM UTC

    #2716
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice The fuck are you talking about? I genuinely need them.

    
    i neeeeed my amphetamines, opiates, benzos, and dissociatives to pass babby class
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17. 2018-03-04 at 5:18 AM UTC

    #2717
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Yes. I actually need my gram of meth err three days or else I get a little cray cray. #MethLife.
18. 2018-03-04 at 5:19 AM UTC

    #2718
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    my orgasms have been so shit lately, even with breaks in between
19. 2018-03-04 at 5:23 AM UTC

    #2719
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    the drug addicted mind is a fascinating thing
20. 2018-03-04 at 5:23 AM UTC

    #2720
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice The fuck are you talking about? I genuinely need them.

    
    You are so delusional.