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2018-03-09 at 2:41 AM UTC in It’s Saturday - Share your funniest/most fucked up jokes
Originally posted by AngryOnion A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mom and says, “Look, Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look, Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the kid back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes, and I already hate you, black people!”
>black woman cooking
>black father being present
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2018-03-09 at 1:48 AM UTC in Hey guys, multi-millionaire here! Man I'm so fucking rich.Who wants to hear about my 3-day holiday to another state, where I walked around the city, bought some takeaway pizza, and fucked a fat chick from tinder?
Please don't talk about how weird it is that I never post about my rich lifestyle exploits, and all of a sudden I'm documenting one of the cheapest vacations any average joe can take.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-09 at 1:24 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-09 at 12:52 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I will destroy each and every single man woman and childThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-08 at 11:58 PM UTC in -SpectraL is a phony: definitive proof. Link him to this thread whenever he spouts his shit.This is becoming as dramatica as this pose
so Spectral is a poser?
hmm Spec/Spez
pretty close sounding.
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2018-03-08 at 8:15 PM UTC in -SpectraL is a phony: definitive proof. Link him to this thread whenever he spouts his shit.I'm sitting on the toilet, having not even wiped my shitty asshole yet due to laughing my ass off.
Enter destroyed Spectral!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-08 at 6:55 PM UTC in -SpectraL is a phony: definitive proof. Link him to this thread whenever he spouts his shit.
Originally posted by -SpectraL Well, if it was motor or paddle-operated, it wouldn't be sailboat anymore, now would it? I don't think you've really thought this through.
Son: Look, Dad! A sailboat!
Father: Nah, kid. It ain't got no sail on'it.
Son: Does it really need a sail to be a sailboat, father?
Father: You're darn tootin' it does. Did your mother drop you on your head when you were a toddler or somthin'?
Son: No, father… I just thought… since…
Father: There's your problem right there, youngin'. You thought.
Originally posted by -SpectraL Do I really have to answer that question to get your support and backing?? Oh, OK. It's not that it's important, It's just that I happened to comment that I was on Totse well before 2006, and since I wouldn't tell ENTER what username I was using, he concocted this plan to attempt to tarnish my long-standing reputation. He would have you think I'm some n00b who just fell off the turnip truck this morning.
Originally posted by -SpectraL That would be like calling a baloney sandwich real and then putting fake baloney on it and still calling it a real baloney sandwich. Ain't gonna fly! You could go as far as calling it a fake baloney sandwich, or a "simulated" baloney sandwich, or an artificially-flavored baloney sandwich, but that's all I'll give you. Enter's accusation is like a fake baloney sandwich.
A triple post! You're really desperate to maintain the illusion of your seniority, huh? Poor speckles.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-08 at 6:45 PM UTC in -SpectraL is a phony: definitive proof. Link him to this thread whenever he spouts his shit.So, post them.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-08 at 1:59 PM UTC in Captain Falcon, desperate to fit in.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-08 at 1:56 PM UTC in Captain Falcon, desperate to fit in.Me, Lanny, and Zanick had a bet going -- to see who had the weakest, softest will -- the desire to try to "fit in". We did this by making our avatars variants of Agent Mulder from the x-files, and then made bets to see what pathetic fucker would follow suit.
I had Captain Falcon.
And I won.
And do you know why I chose him? Because I know his type. He just wants to fit in. Even if it means lying about being rich.
Captain faggot.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-08 at 11:05 AM UTC in -SpectraL is a phony: definitive proof. Link him to this thread whenever he spouts his shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-08 at 7:48 AM UTC in -SpectraL is a phony: definitive proof. Link him to this thread whenever he spouts his shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-08 at 6:21 AM UTC in -SpectraL is a phony: definitive proof. Link him to this thread whenever he spouts his shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-08 at 5:51 AM UTC in -SpectraL is a phony: definitive proof. Link him to this thread whenever he spouts his shit.
Originally posted by -SpectraL Obviously, I already knew there was year-2000 Totse accounts, before 2001, because I was the one who was handing out abandoned year-2000 accounts to people when Jeff closed reg and took off for months. You remember that. My only mistake was I said 2001 and it was 2000. That's not enough to prosecute me on!
The problem, SpectraL, is that I have the chat logs.
See, that wasn't your only mistake. I LET YOU OFF with your first mistake (stating that Totse started before 1989), giving you the benefit of the doubt.
But you repeatedly stated it began in 2001.
You have no hard evidence that you were ever on Totse before 2006. In fact, the only evidence that exists about your whereabouts, threads like these... well, it's evidence against your claims!
Anyway, there's something you've gotta know.
And that's I'm Enter Hansen, and we're doing a story on faggots who lie about being part of internet communities before 2006. Unless you have anything else to say, you're free to exit through that door you came in.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-08 at 5:34 AM UTC in -SpectraL is a phony: definitive proof. Link him to this thread whenever he spouts his shit.
Originally posted by -SpectraL Let's refresh here. What exactly is it that I'm "lying" about?
Yes, let's refresh!
You said Totse wasn't on the web until 2001. I posted a Totse page from 1998.
You said the Totse BBS wasn't on the web until 2001. I posted a Totse BBS page from February 2000.
Your knowledge of Totse came from looking at the profile sign up dates that all said "2001" at the earliest, you little lying fuck.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-08 at 5:28 AM UTC in -SpectraL is a phony: definitive proof. Link him to this thread whenever he spouts his shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-08 at 5:22 AM UTC in -SpectraL is a phony: definitive proof. Link him to this thread whenever he spouts his shit.
Originally posted by -SpectraL Six months before. 180 days. Whippie.
Check it out. Posts on the forum from February 2000.
http://web.archive.org/web/20000302203356/http://www.totse.com:80/bin/bbs/Ultimate.cgi
Ten months before. Whippie.
Hahahahahaha.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-08 at 5:11 AM UTC in -SpectraL is a phony: definitive proof. Link him to this thread whenever he spouts his shit.
Originally posted by -SpectraL Don't be silly, kid. How would I even know you had to use telnet to access the old version of Totse unless I actually accessed it that way myself? And since I obviously did, why would I magically appear years later green? You're not really making much sense here.
Totse BBS before 2001:
http://web.archive.org/web/20000616154408/http://www.totse.com:80/bin/bbs/Ultimate.cgi
lmaooooooooThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-08 at 5:08 AM UTC in -SpectraL is a phony: definitive proof. Link him to this thread whenever he spouts his shit.YOU'RE FUCKING DONE, SPECTRAL. IT'S OVER. EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU'RE A FAKE NOW.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-08 at 5:07 AM UTC in -SpectraL is a phony: definitive proof. Link him to this thread whenever he spouts his shit.IS EVERYBODY FUCKING READING THIS>?!?!?!?>?!?! IVE FUCKING PWNED HIM SO HARD!!! THIS IS INSANE!!!! IM LITERALLY CUMMING.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
