Dfg
Tuskegee Airman
[compulsively riposte the emigrant]
MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG. THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN FUCKING OLD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK. WHAT SHOULD I DO NIS?
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I really don't like the way we allow/practically encourage victims of rape to feel like the event has utterly changed and destroyed them as a person/woman.
Like, yes, it's shitty. And you're allowed to feel like you'll never get over it. But the way we talk about the consequences of rape for a victim in absolute terms seems pretty destructive in it's own right. Like it even further robs victims of hope/optimism.
-_-
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African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
I've looked at obituaries in Sheffield around when he last posted and haven't found anything unless he was in his 80s. maybe he was and it was alzheimers that made him talk that way
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Originally posted by Captain
It's more that he wasn't expecting to find a tale of Hydro's degeneracy to not be true.
Sure, that's some of it. His neverending hateboner for hydro also played a role tho. He seemed pretty happy with the idea of her suffering and took so much joy putting her down over it.
smh
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Originally posted by gumbo
Flynn. He tried to set up a back channel so he could talk to the Russian military without knowledge of the authorities. Also took money and such from Russians without reporting it. Got subpoena'd. Took a plea deal. Good plea deal too.
Flynn did nothing but start his job before he was officially appointed. The reasonable course of action would've been for Trump to have him disciplined internally instead of being fired, but he took Pence's lead on that.
Do I even need to mention papadopoulos? One of Trump's former foreign policy advisors. Literally aiding the Russian collusion investigation.
You can if you want. All he was arrested for was talking to Russians who may have had government connections and not thought they were important enough to go into detail - that's what was used to force him to work with the 'investigation'.
Are all these people found to have Russian connections simply just a coincidence? Nigga please. Manaforts and gates were both charged with conspiracy against the US.
you do understand that their job is international relations, right?
I suggest a fact check before you post again. Maybe stick to talking about Syria?
Don't be cheeky, and if you're going to post a source try to stick with a credible one.
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So basically ABC can tolerate a show that mocks impoverished, white trash families in America but they cannot handle a monkey joke. And fucking lol at anyone expecting Roseanne Barr to have a modicum of class. She always been known for being an obnoxious, loud mouth, wise ass.
These niggas actin brand new.
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Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein
I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not but I always paid attention in schul and am a philanthropist with my information
you spelled paedophile wrong
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Originally posted by gumbo
I think I might get to fire someone today. I already asked to be the one to do it. This guy's a real bitch ass nigga who refuses to listen to instructions from any of the managers. It's gonna be super rewarding.
I would somehow add "Nigga you can't hang. Nigga you ain't gang" into the mix somehow.
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