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Posts That Were Thanked by NARCassist

  1. Please cease your current recreational activity and instead upload images of your naked bosoms to the forum so that I may glean satisfaction from looking upon them.

    This applies to both males and females, of any species.
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  2. Originally posted by BeigeWarlock A simple pack of Guacamole from Lucky's that says "medium mild"

    I will make guacamole by ejaculating in your colon, then removing the fecal matter and sperm combination thus obtained, and spreading it on my toast and/or tortilla chips.
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  3. I wish to place my penis inside your anal cavity and ejactualate with such great force it causes major trauma to your digestive tract and/or internal organs. I also wish to repeat the procedure so often that the stimulation causes your anus to prolapse and your anal spincter to distend, causing you to suffer various ill effects, such as incontinence.
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  4. The same thing I do all the time. Fantasising about anal sex with a fellow member of the male sex.
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  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by infinityshock looks like somewhere to go when lanny gets his period with the resulting severe feminine itching and burning and starts randomly banning people.

    It delights me that you're still mad about a ban from like a month ago
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  6. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Ayyyyye now that’s more like it

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  7. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Funny, I spend about 4 hours per week shooting targets with you and your faggot boyfriends faces on them out in the woods.

    I hope you wipe them down before you put them back under your bed
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RisiR † Is that a pornstar?

    Apparently irishka gurskaya
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  10. Originally posted by jillvalentine I feel fucking 40.


    What you trying to say chunky mal?

    That the last part wasn’t for location it was for sexual preference. So your post should have read bitchsexual.

    Also I’m okay with all these answers. Because I’m a bitch. It’s called “being in total control of herself.” Society doesn’t like autonomous women. So I’ll accept being called a bitch any day if it’s because someone doesn’t like that I have my own life and make my own money and sorry you’re not invited to participate.

    I’m bitch gendered because even though I don’t think about being anything but female, I’m definitely tougher than most women. The only thing I think Kinks and I have in common is that we are strong enough to bear this place for months and months in her case years. Let’s see how long the DH trash lasts before it takes itself out to the curb because someone leaked your PI.

    Lastly I’m bitch sexual. Because I love hot bitches. And I love when they are in total control of themselves and riding my face.

    So thanks Jill. Prolly the most accurate response I could have gotten.
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  11. Originally posted by Lanny it's true, if you're only going to watch one hentai OVA in your life it should be boku no pico

    I didn't know what this was so I googled it and started watching...

    The aarinfantasy team does not in any way support or condone illicit relations with minors, nor the distribution of child pornography. We encourage viewers to accept this animated piece purely as artistic expression

    help
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  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby last night i was outside having a brew after coming from the bar smokin a rollie


    I'm not fucking making this up i was stone cold sober
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  13. Also if you fertilize it be careful to not give it too much fertilizer too often, because if you use too much the fertilizer can form salts and precipitate out and it stops the plant from absorbing it. I haven't actually reached this point though. I just fertilize mine like every other watering or every third. Whenever I feel like it really. Some weeks I'm more into it than other weeks.
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  14. Originally posted by NARCassist its summer here now so the kitchen window is pretty hot most of the day. what kind of soil to use tho? could some normal earth from the garden do it or should i buy some of that stuff in a bag that proper gardeners use?



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    Yea but once it starts to grow into a real plant it will require more light. If it doesn't get enough it will grow super tall and stretch out too thin. So you'll probably want to get it under stronger light like as soon as it sprouts or its like a couple inches.

    You can use regular dirt but anything you use that's fancier may give you better results. One thing that you could do to improve the soil is add perlite or coarse vermiculite to it to air it up a bit more so it drains more easily.
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  15. Originally posted by NARCassist tell me how to grow chilli peppers. i got some seeds saved from one i chopped up the other week, i was meaning to look it up online but if you know then you could share your knowledge, i'll become your apprentice.

    could i grow them on my kitchen window sill? it has direct sunlight from about 10am till 3/4pm.



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    I doubt you could grow them on the windowsill. You might be able to start one like that. They're really resilient in my experience, they just need temperatures to be reasonably warm and stronger light helps a lot. You could get one on amazon, the one I have now is kinda overkill but I just have it because I was using it for weed. I'm going to put more lights on Lanny soon when I figure out a way to do it. I will probably do it whenever I take etizolam because it always gives me an intense urge to garden.

    But anyways yea, I just plant them, you can water them every few days or less. They'll start to wilt if you don't water them for too long but they'll live a long time like that. I use calmag in my water, and I give them fertilizers sometimes. Sometimes when I was on meth I would forget about them for like 3 or 4 days and I would just leave the light on that whole time and not water them and they were totally fine. Sometimes they looked totally dead and I would water them and they'd be totally fine 12 hours later. Lanny has been the strongest plant out of all the ones I've grown by far though, and so even when I was neglecting the other ones I would make sure Lanny at least had a cup of water dumped in there or something.
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  16. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist you know exactly what i'm talking about. the one with that nasty ass dirty looking so called pond that you posted a few months back that looked like you lived on some shitty old dirty pikey site.

    we'd all love to see it again.

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  17. This is where Lanny lives:


    Some of the fruits:




    From the top:
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  18. Originally posted by infinityshock youre not allowed to provide commentary on other pics until youve posted your own.

    Ditto.
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  19. Originally posted by Bill Krozby I said I live in austin you retard

    Lol. No Tf u didnt.

    I hope your junkie friend rats ur ass out you skeevy junkie rapist:P
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  20. Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 I thought I was reading about a dream. I've never heard of no shit like that.

    What state.

    Sounds like some Handmaid’s Tale shit but I’m willing to bet Bill Krozby isn’t recounting this tale accurately.
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