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Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t
I cant. The plug in is not supported on my phone and I have no desire to put any work into it
Just click upload and select voice recorder in the options.
Record your voice.
Just a couple of extra steps.
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2018-05-17 at 8:17 AM UTC
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ATTN: mal (fat whore)
You can always tell how shitty a person is by the number of enemies they have. Bill Krozby has loads.
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the pat-man
Tuskegee Airman
[overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
why would you picture anything to do with them does it not make your stomach turn?
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2018-05-16 at 11:20 PM UTC
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ATTN: mal (fat whore)
I hope your current girlfriend sets you on fire :)
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2018-05-16 at 9:36 PM UTC
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dieting is not for sissies
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2018-05-16 at 6:45 PM UTC
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Fonaplats' Birthday Thread
Congratulations on the new babby op don't spend it all in one place.
I'm going to brush my teeth
I'm going to put my left shoe on.
I'm going to put my right shoe on.
That's all.
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
there's a 'gourmet' pizza chain around here that has a pizza called the 'sausage duo'
it's actually really good but when I order it
I can't help but think of hts + scronaldo
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2018-05-16 at 5:38 PM UTC
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dieting is not for sissies
Originally posted by infinityshock
i want to stick it in your ear too
Your lil peepee will fit in a chics ear?
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2018-05-16 at 1:20 AM UTC
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Well fuck
Originally posted by Something Squirrel
She's eaten like two small plates of food all day.
Didn't even finish her dinner it was too much for her
*him
He has a dick.
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Originally posted by infinityshock
post pics
You're a broken record. My vote for the most mundane poster in history of the interwebz is you.
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2018-05-15 at 4:43 PM UTC
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Well fuck
Originally posted by Something Squirrel
What is with you people and wanting to parade the gays around and make public spectacles? can't you people just keep this shit behind closed doors where it belongs?
Why do so many gays want to parade their torn assholes and drag queen attire and make public spectacles? Can't those people just keep this shit behind closed doors where it belongs?
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2018-05-15 at 1:01 PM UTC
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Summertime is what's good
Sitting out enjoying the sunshine. I love the heat, I can't stand the people who complain about it.
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2018-05-15 at 6:20 AM UTC
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What have you eaten today?
Originally posted by Semiazas
No lol, usually my computer table. I just had my phone handy. I do make a mess when cooking.
Thats fucking gross tho. I can't stand cooking on a dirty stove or in a dirty kitchen. One place in the house you should keep clean.
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2018-05-14 at 8:43 PM UTC
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InfinityShock is a Shill
Originally posted by infinityshock
listen closely, you pharmaceutical-addled fuckpuppet, because im not explaining this to you again.
your cited article is dated September 2015…and references an article from 1995.
my information and sources predates even that.
the only thing that was used on you was a dirty dildo that had been passed around several gay bars and the reason your so grumpy now is because of the extreme constipation caused by said dildo plugging up your colon, leaving you constipated.
im giving out facts. youre giving out conspiracy nutjob fake news fueled by some sort of illicit drug overdose on your part…probably bath salts.
scopolomine doesnt work the way you say it works via inhalation.
youre an idiot
You're a filthy dickbutt
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2018-05-14 at 6:25 PM UTC
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Well fuck
Daily
an(nu)ally
[dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
Originally posted by Something Squirrel
crying during sex
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2018-05-14 at 6:23 PM UTC
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Well fuck
Originally posted by Something Squirrel
When I'm there: crying, constantly saying "my life sucks" and "I hate being alive", sleeping all day, crying during sex.
When I'm gone: happy posting, gets out of bed and does stuff, stays up all night playing games.
You're right it is fucking stupid.
Why are you in a relationship? You clearly don't give a fuck so why should I
LOL
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Originally posted by Something Squirrel
Looking for a job. A debt collector gig sorta just fell in my lap
I couldn’t do that.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Well, in this case it's just because the short, fat, balding woman is just too lazy to keep going to the fridge, so drinks them straight out of the box.
Why bring Snoopy's wife into this?
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I had a dream lsd stuck a tennis racquet up his ass and became famous on NIS for it like HTS with the highlighter. Strange dream.
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