Originally posted by infinityshock
tactical dildo
Post images of your penis please.
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2018-06-02 at 11 PM UTC
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Ginger Theiving
Originally posted by infinityshock
tactical dildo
Are you certain?
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Originally posted by Arnox
No, I don't want any of you there. Not aldra or oppenheimer or Rocklin or Shere Kahn or Idiosyncrasy or mikehunt1 or Zok or Malice or etc.
Sanctuary was actually not supposed to be reopened at all. Not this early anyway. I cleaned it up and reopened it though to give another community a place to stay since their forum was going tits up. I also dearly missed the old rules and the totse (read: ACTUAL totse) way of doing things. Right now, there is literally no site on the internet that delivers that experience besides mine. You could say I got weak and regressed. I thought enough time had passed to where you guys would had hopefully long forgotten all about it and that it was okay to open it for business again without a domain change. I guess that was probably kinda stupid to think.
So here we are. And right now, I don't actually know at all what to say. I'm probably gonna have to change the domain now just to keep you guys off, because I know that asking you all politely to stay off is gonna do precisely dick. I will ask you all this one thing though. Why the hell would you even want to go back to my forum? You guys have NiS and it looks like you're all happy here. So there's pretty much zero reason to come to my forum. I don't have the original posts and threads up anymore. I saved them a long time ago and cleaned it all out. So that's gone. Why come back then? To troll me? Who the hell cares?
I guess in the end, it doesn't matter what I say here. You're all gonna pile in anyway. Spam it. Maybe even try to bring it down. Hell, someone already tried flooding it. Well, do whatever you're gonna do. At least I can say that I tried being civil before the shots get fired.
Which civility, as we all know, doesn't mean anything around here.
Post images of your penis please.
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Ginger Theiving
Originally posted by infinityshock
tactical dildo
Are you certain?
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Originally posted by infinityshock
tactical dildo
My penis inflates via an implanted subdermal pump. I have no need for a dildo, tactical or otherwise.
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2018-06-02 at 10:47 PM UTC
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Ginger Theiving
Originally posted by BeigeWarlock
this has hidden Jim written all over his style of faggotry
Who is "Jim"?
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2018-06-02 at 10:44 PM UTC
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Ginger Theiving
I would perform a colonic upon the both of them using my seminal emissions as fluid. Both would remark upon their clean bowels and feeling of cleanliness once I had finished. They would, in addition, be even more orange since my seminal emissions stain anything they come in contact with.
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I am fearful of African Americans. I have made my ordinary residence in Florida, but solely because I find the climate agreeable, with consideration to my advanced age and concomitant diminished cognitive abilities.
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2018-06-02 at 10:29 PM UTC
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Originally posted by infinityshock
youre an idiot
No sir, I believe that you are the one who is suffering from one of a number of congenital or acquired diseases or syndromes which cause impaired cognitive ability such as to cause one to be unable to independently function at a high enough level as to be assumed to be capable of independent living. As such I believe that you are more than ordinarily suggestible, unimaginative, and unable to comprehend ordinary social mores and roles.
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2018-06-02 at 10:14 PM UTC
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how to impress ppl
I recommend telling people how long you can maintain sexual activity before ejaculating. My personal record is 36 hours, and was achieved on substances given to me as part of a government research project which was briefly funded after 911, before being shuttered due to "ethical questions", since the young private the experiment who was my partner in the experiment killed himself as soon as he retrieved his service pistol.
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My ejaculate volume can reach several liters, which some people, and nearly all women, find disconcerting. I achieve these levels since my ejaculate includes not only sperm and prostatic fluid, but various liquids accrued in my midriff as a result of severe alcoholic edema, my liver having succumbed to cirrhosis several decades ago. As a result my seminal emissions have a bright orange colour, and are exceedingly foul smelling.
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Spicey apetizer tonight
I wish particularly to have homosexual penetrative intercourse with Bill Krozby, as I believe him to be sexually submissive. Bill Krozby please submit to my request forthwith.
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I often tire of life as I am exceedingly old. For instance yesterday while sucking the penis of a gentleman of African American extraction my false teeth fell out. It was most disconcerting, but not as bad as the time my artificial hip fell out at a homosexual after-hours club. That time I was able to get two kindly gentlemen, one dressed as a sailor, one dressed as a cowboy, to reinsert it and seal the wound with a particularly sticky cannabis resin I had on my person. Then they walked me home, but in the morning my liquor cabinet and TV were missing.
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Originally posted by apt
Oh, you said bosom, not bottom. Close enough
I will place my penis inside your bottom in such a manner as to cause you discomfort and permanent damage.
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2018-06-02 at 9:30 PM UTC
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Thanks are inconvertible into real currency or any other form of consideration, therefore they are analogous to group mutual manual fornication. In addition I feel that all members of this site are inferior both racially and culturally to myself, particularly those whose skin-tone is not sufficiently pale or whose ancestors come from parts of North West Europe which are not sufficiently located to the far north.
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Please cease your current recreational activity and instead upload images of your naked bosoms to the forum so that I may glean satisfaction from looking upon them.
This applies to both males and females, of any species.
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2018-06-02 at 9:09 PM UTC
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Spicey apetizer tonight
Originally posted by BeigeWarlock
A simple pack of Guacamole from Lucky's that says "medium mild"
I will make guacamole by ejaculating in your colon, then removing the fecal matter and sperm combination thus obtained, and spreading it on my toast and/or tortilla chips.
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ATTN males
I wish to place my penis inside your anal cavity and ejactualate with such great force it causes major trauma to your digestive tract and/or internal organs. I also wish to repeat the procedure so often that the stimulation causes your anus to prolapse and your anal spincter to distend, causing you to suffer various ill effects, such as incontinence.
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The same thing I do all the time. Fantasising about anal sex with a fellow member of the male sex.
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