The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-05-30 at 7:38 AM UTC

   #281
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Da Leg Itches anyone who loses their virginity in their 20s is doomed to a life of betaness
   
   im gonna ride your telomeres like a horse wearing a saddle

   
   Last time I had sex with a woman was 4 hours ago
   
   How bout you?
2. 2018-05-30 at 7:39 AM UTC

   #282
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   amazing lmao
3. 2018-05-30 at 8:04 AM UTC

   #283
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Gumbo you sound like a kid who's proud he learned to shit all by himself sometimes.
   
   

   Originally posted by Daily I had a dream I fucked HTS in this position but there were no tits am I gay

   Sorry. No tits = gay.
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4. 2018-05-30 at 8:31 AM UTC

   #284
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Gumbo you sound like a kid who's proud he learned to shit all by himself sometimes.
   
   
   Sorry. No tits = gay.

   
   so what if you banged a flat chested but real girl with no tits?
   
   
   yeah fuck off benny.
   
   
   
   .
5. 2018-05-30 at 8:33 AM UTC

   #285
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist so what if you banged a flat chested but real girl with no tits?

   
   Well this is getting technical you need to consult the Torah I suppose.
6. 2018-05-30 at 8:50 AM UTC

   #286
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Da Leg Itches i fapped to gay thoughts once on 900mg of bundy

   
   faggot
7. 2018-05-30 at 8:51 AM UTC

   #287
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Well this is getting technical you need to consult the Torah I suppose.

   
   consult deez nuts fake jedi
8. 2018-05-30 at 9:02 AM UTC

   #288
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Gumbo you sound like a kid who's proud he learned to shit all by himself sometimes.
   
   
   Sorry. No tits = gay.

   
   But she has tits
9. 2018-05-30 at 9:04 AM UTC

   #289
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel But she has tits

   
   Do you do cam shows?
10. 2018-05-30 at 9:07 AM UTC

    #290
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    yes
11. 2018-05-30 at 9:09 AM UTC

    #291
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel yes

    
    Addy?
12. 2018-05-30 at 9:12 AM UTC

    #292
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    jkrowlingchokesonmydick4545@hotmail.ca
13. 2018-05-30 at 10:30 AM UTC

    #293
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I've banged a lot of fatties, boys
14. 2018-05-30 at 11 AM UTC

    #294
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by Captain I've banged a lot of fatties, boys

    
    What age were the boys?
15. 2018-05-30 at 11:05 AM UTC

    #295
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING What age were the boys?

    
    The joke specifically fails because I placed the appropriate comma.
16. 2018-05-30 at 11:06 AM UTC

    #296
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Captain I've banged a lot of fatties, boys

    
    and livestock
17. 2018-05-30 at 11:10 AM UTC

    #297
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra and livestock

    
    There is some overlap
18. 2018-05-30 at 11:12 AM UTC

    #298
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by Captain The joke specifically fails because I placed the appropriate comma.

    
    Read the papers, it's common to see articles like "President opposes new tax on oil, tea".
19. 2018-05-30 at 11:16 AM UTC

    #299
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    
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20. 2018-05-30 at 12 PM UTC

    #300
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Obbe

    
    Weak chins are no Bueno. She should have gotten a chinoplasty as part of her plastic surgery packagr. A chin job. A chinhancement.
    
    I'm on board with that body though. I like that level of plastic surgery but no more.