Posts by NARCassist

1. 2017-06-11 at 2:26 AM UTC in Guess the picture
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   ITS A BUNCH OF FUCKING LEEKS YOU RETARDS, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!
   
   
   
   
   
   
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2. 2017-06-11 at 2:22 AM UTC in Guess the picture
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   its not even hard man
   
   
   
   
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3. 2017-06-11 at 2:19 AM UTC in Knocking Knocking
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   you keep on knockin but you can't come in.
   
   
   
   
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4. 2017-06-11 at 2:18 AM UTC in HELP, computer now fucked after installing shitty old printer
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   I just smashed it to fucking pieces
   
   
   
   
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5. 2017-06-11 at 2:16 AM UTC in Guess the picture
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   hey guys, I don't sound like I'm obsessed with the jolly green giants cock or anything do I?
   
   I might see someone about that.
   
   
   
   
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6. 2017-06-11 at 2:15 AM UTC in Guess the picture
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   err NO, you fucking faggot.
   
   
   
   
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7. 2017-06-11 at 2:14 AM UTC in Hello,
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Gingerjedi I hold a very IQ actually. I am just not wise in the ways of your homosexual savage lifestyle you defrock priest. Shit you American and don't even know who Joe Pesci is? Sad!

8. 2017-06-11 at 2:10 AM UTC in Determinism
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Rebirth test doesnt have legit psychometric calculations, there's no evidence on the certificate or links to the author
   
   your pic is clearly photoshopped. i only blacked out my name for non-PI purposes.
   
   its basically impossible to measure IQs over 170, since it is extremely rare. a score of 180 or 190 is completely theoretical and not used in most valid tests
   
   checkmate

   
   prolly someone elses test, for all we know.
   
   proves nothing.
   
   
   
   
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9. 2017-06-11 at 2:06 AM UTC in Hello,
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Gingerjedi I hold a very IQ actually. I am just not wise in the ways of your homosexual savage lifestyle you defrock priest. Shit you American and don't even know who Joe Pesci is? Sad!

   
   oh man you're funny
   
   
   
   
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10. 2017-06-11 at 2:05 AM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Zanick I bought a case of melons, apples, and oranges, went to my high school and threw them all at the building at 4 AM the other night and nobody has cause to think it was me.

    
    I dunno, just cum in some ones hair.
    
    
    
    
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11. 2017-06-11 at 2:05 AM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by AngryOnion I once razzed a guy's car because he was rude to me.
    If you dont know what razzed is it's when you take razer blade and cut through the paint all the way down to the metal.
    At first it don't look like much "just a scratch" well after a winter of road salt the bitch opens up like a crack ho's vag with the clap.
    Revenge is a dish best served cold.

    
    
    
    just kill yourself now you dickless piece of shit.
    
    
    
    
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12. 2017-06-11 at 2 AM UTC in Guess the picture
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    something is either a cock or not a cock, you should know this captain faggot.
    
    
    
    
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13. 2017-06-11 at 1:59 AM UTC in Guess the picture
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Kinda like a cock, but it's not.

    
    ok then no
    
    
    
    
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14. 2017-06-11 at 1:59 AM UTC in The best ways to pass a drug test
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    when you're clean, piss into a bottle with a decent cap and put in freezer ready for when you're getting tested. then just sit it in hot water to defrost on the morning of your test. get it to just a bit above body temp, then keep it in your pants all the way to the test center.
    
    
    
    
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15. 2017-06-11 at 1:55 AM UTC in Guess the picture
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Phallus

    
    oh, leik a cock?
    
    
    
    
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16. 2017-06-11 at 1:55 AM UTC in Guess the picture
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I dunno, I'm confused.
    
    
    
    
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17. 2017-06-11 at 1:54 AM UTC in Drunken Debauchery and Summer Misery
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Phoenix I don't want to exploit idiots.

    
    see this is where you're doing it wrong
    
    
    
    
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18. 2017-06-11 at 1:52 AM UTC in Guess the picture
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon The jolly green giant's Richard?

    
    what's a fucking Richard?
    
    
    
    
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19. 2017-06-11 at 1:48 AM UTC in Guess the picture
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    its all nonononono with you lot
    
    
    
    
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20. 2017-06-11 at 1:47 AM UTC in Guess the picture
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    no, no, no, no, no
    
    
    
    
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