Originally posted by NARCassist
don't fear getting older man. living with life experience is fucking way awesomer than being younger and not knowing shit. life experience carries you a long way.
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Granted, this is true, but being he's pretty much squandered and just sat around his whole life, how much life experience can he possibly have? No where near as much as the average 29 year old, I'd be willing to guess, so he's just a late 20's guy, with the experience of a 12 year old. All he probably knows how to do is jack off and find good porn (maybe... that's subjective- we still got the porn thread going? lol I do think we should have one... sometimes I just find... find things I wish I had people to share with while searching pornography... for research purposes, that is.)
Get a job, any job, full or part (try with part, it'll be easier to find, and be less stressful on you at first to get going), go to college. Get a pell grant, fuck, that' free fucking money right there and you just gotta go for a fucking month... I'd get 2K back every semester. Stick wth it and you also get an education, and hopefully a degree... Go to trade school or something. You could find something that takes a few months, or a year or so, and have a skill, and some job security in it if you don't pick something retarded (think electrical, plumbing... healthcare is a good one too.) an then you'll earn decent money for doing not as much as the guy at McDonald's.
Call your college/techical school first thing Monday, Faggot. I'm ordering you to do it. THen put out at least 6 applications. Write a resume if you don't already have one, have a cover letter, and then hand it out with your applications and resumes.
MOST IMPORTANT PART HERE!: CALL THE FUCKING PLACES BACK EVERY FUCKING SINGLE DAY! Say, "May I speak to the HIRING manager... yes, Hello! How are you, I'm Shitfucker, and I'm calling to follow up regarding an application and resume I'd submitted..." and let them talk and usually they'll let you know what's going on, if not saying "Oh... yeah, can you be here at XXXtime for an interview?" and you say fucking YES! Look nice, go, be 15 mins early, and be polite and try not to act like a faggoty idiot... Try... at least fucking try...
You can do this... Just start fucking doing it, faggot.
