Posts by NARCassist

1. 2024-12-27 at 3:52 AM UTC in Cap your Search History
   

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   3 week sail across the Pacific lol
   
   
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2. 2024-12-25 at 11:02 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

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   Originally posted by Kafka I've never bought a lottery ticket and am wondering if I should. Ig I don't like wasting money and know it's a trap to stop the masses from rebelling. I'm curious if my numbers would work but don't want to fall into the trap.

   
   The odds they will come up in one of the next 300,000 weeks is evens
   
   
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3. 2024-12-25 at 10:57 PM UTC in Cap your Search History
   

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   In North Korea everyone has to join the military
   
   Which means all their gays and trannies
   
   
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4. 2024-12-25 at 10:54 PM UTC in HOLIDAY FORUM GAME: What should the person above you get for Chrispmas?
   

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   ..With Brad the dog rippers mom on it
   
   
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5. 2024-12-25 at 10:26 PM UTC in HOLIDAY FORUM GAME: What should the person above you get for Chrispmas?
   

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   From now on gifts must be mom related
   
   
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6. 2024-12-25 at 10:25 PM UTC in Cap your Search History
   

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   I use startpage
   
   Couldn't show if I wanted to
   
   
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7. 2024-12-25 at 10:18 PM UTC in The Onion isn't funny. Never was
   

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   Winners use shallots
   
   
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8. 2024-12-25 at 10:16 PM UTC in Cap your Search History
   

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   No
   
   
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9. 2024-12-25 at 10:15 PM UTC in HOLIDAY FORUM GAME: What should the person above you get for Chrispmas?
   

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   LSD's Mom's coffee
   
   
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10. 2024-12-15 at 1:30 AM UTC in Where do you like your fries from?
    

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    Originally posted by Fluttershy Hey if I put a Santa hat on your profile pic would you change it to be more festive?

    
    
    I can shop thx
    
    
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11. 2024-12-15 at 1:29 AM UTC in Where do you like your fries from?
    

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    This fred is the reason why most of you Yanks have a body shape resembling a BB-8 droid
    
    
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12. 2024-12-15 at 1:22 AM UTC in Where do you like your fries from?
    

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    I fuck chip shop chips and curry sauce for sport
    
    
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13. 2024-12-15 at 1:18 AM UTC in What are you getting people for Christmas?
    

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    Originally posted by Rough Rider Thanks. You could also consider mailing me a British pound note

    
    Jesusfuckinchrist how old are you?
    
    We been using Pound coins since the mid 80s lol
    
    
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14. 2024-12-15 at 1:16 AM UTC in I have been gumming up people's shoes for over 20 years
    

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    Brad the Gummer is about to become the new Pickwick
    
    
    https://www.banyantreatmentcenter.com/blog/what-you-should-know-about-jenkem/
    
    
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15. 2024-12-09 at 8:16 PM UTC in How to get rid of cockroaches?
    

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    Originally posted by Michael Myers I'm glad I live in the Netherlands. I never had to deal with cockroaches here. At this point, I am almost entirely sure they do not exist here. I could be wrong, but I haven't seen a single one of them anywhere. Overseas is a different story.

    
    Is coz your stairs are so fuckin steep
    
    
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16. 2024-12-09 at 8:14 PM UTC in How to get rid of cockroaches?
    

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    Originally posted by Rough Rider We pay this guy who shows up with a giant bug on the top of his truck like Dale from King of the Hill, he puts up traps, sprays the perimeter and views the old traps from last month. once or twice a monnth I will see a single cock-roach about the size of a sunflower seed and generally only near the toaster.
    
    10/10 Not sure what he gets paid but whatever it is he does a great job and I look forward to seeing him every month.

    
    He's ripping you off. The poison they use doesn't destroy the nest meaning he's guaranteed you'll need him again next month. Fire him and order boric acid.
    
    
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17. 2024-12-09 at 10:46 AM UTC in Best & Worst User on this site (Opinions)
    

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    Originally posted by Landy Pamm did he do a pack suicide with lucy?

    
    Do you mean pact?
    
    As in a suicide pact
    
    
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18. 2024-12-06 at 10:59 AM UTC in Important question for everyone!!!
    

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    Originally posted by shitty titty It’s bc they develop in the womb before the sex is determined

    
    This. Is why chicks have clits, its what happens to the partly developed penis when they develop the X chromosome and become girls
    
    
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19. 2024-12-06 at 10:57 AM UTC in Important question for everyone!!!
    

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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You guys need to watch some "fat acceptance" videos on youtube.

    
    §m£ÂgØLs not been turning up recently so he clearly relapsed back into a fucking elephant
    
    So if you in need of coaching Jigg hmu
    
    
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20. 2024-12-06 at 10:45 AM UTC in OxyMorons
    

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    Originally posted by Landy Pamm FLMAO

    
    You got the gun ref in there issit?
    
    
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