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2017-06-18 at 1:07 PM UTC in I want to shoot up an Arianna Grande concert
Originally posted by mmQ Pretty much this. The government could just fucking pass stricter gun control laws themselves, they happen to be the ones who MAKE THE FUCKING LAW. I don't think it's feasible to spend millions of dollars, repeatedly, on multiple false flag shooting involving needing to trust hundreds of random people, when they could simply avert all of that nonsense and pay off the president to just write-up some stricter gun control.
Maybe it's fun to entertain the thought of these elaborate hoaxes, but it's just thst- entertainment.
well they do want to win elections still, but they're prolly not gonna risk the gas chamber doing it. if they did then they're gonna be way smarter than to trust their entire fate to a whole bunch of actors. you'd wanna make damn sure you got all your loose ends tied up.
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2017-06-18 at 1 PM UTC in NIS Bookdo you remember that one time, at zoklet, i tried to get everybody to collaborate on producing a comic strip, but it just went to shit like really really quickly.
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2017-06-18 at 12:58 PM UTC in Good sequelsi was already gonna say T2 as i clicked the fred. so i'll go with the ironical answer the fast and the furious, lmao
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2017-06-18 at 12:52 PM UTC in I want to shoot up an Arianna Grande concertjust accept your argument has been completely and utterly annihilated here.
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2017-06-18 at 12:51 PM UTC in I want to shoot up an Arianna Grande concert
Originally posted by -SpectraL No, people will do almost anything for even $50/day. People have no pride today. As long as it's money, they'll work for peanuts no problem. If one won't, the next one will.
people like that would most definitely sell the story. for people who can exercise absolute discretion, that costs literally millions. for something of this magnitude at least.
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2017-06-18 at 12:03 PM UTC in I wish to die in my 60's.fuck me speccy how old are you?
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2017-06-18 at 11:57 AM UTC in Every other number is a multiple of 2.
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2017-06-18 at 11:50 AM UTC in Crazy Glue in Dickfucking hell, i just read a whole post of one of hydros rants. it was actually alright.
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2017-06-18 at 11:45 AM UTC in Too bad GAY-TMs don't let you withdrawl 1s and change.
Originally posted by Open Your Mind Plagiarist.
https://consumerist.com/2014/03/10/production-of-pennies-nickels-cost-taxpayers-105-million-last-year/
well i did mention there was a sauce for it.
secondly, i actually got it from here so naaaaaaa
https://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/42-incredibly-weird-facts-youll-want-to-tell-people-down-the1. The longest time between two twins being born is 87 days.
2. The world's deepest postbox is in Susami Bay in Japan. It's 10 metres underwater.
3. In 2007, an American man named Corey Taylor tried to fake his own death in order to get out of his cell phone contract without paying a fee. It didn't work.
4. The oldest condoms ever found date back to the 1640s (they were found in a cesspit at Dudley Castle), and were made from animal and fish intestines.
5. In 1923, jockey Frank Hayes won a race at Belmont Park in New York despite being dead — he suffered a heart attack mid-race, but his body stayed in the saddle until his horse crossed the line for a 20–1 outsider victory.
6. Everyone has a unique tongue print, just like fingerprints.
7. Most Muppets are left-handed. (Because most Muppeteers are right-handed, so they operate the head with their favoured hand.)
8. Female kangaroos have three vaginas.
9. It costs the U.S. Mint almost twice as much to mint each penny and nickel as the coins are actually worth. Taxpayers lost over $100 million in 2013 just through the coins being made.
10. Light doesn't necessarily travel at the speed of light. The slowest we've ever recorded light moving at is 38 mph.
11. Casu marzu is a Sardinian cheese that contains live maggots. The maggots can jump up to five inches out of cheese while you're eating it, so it's a good idea to shield it with your hand to stop them jumping into your eyes.
12. The loneliest creature on Earth is a whale who has been calling out for a mate for over two decades — but whose high-pitched voice is so different to other whales that they never respond.
13. The spikes on the end of a stegosaurus' tail are known among paleontologists as the "thagomizer" — a term coined by cartoonist Gary Larson in a 1982 Far Side drawing.
14. During World War II, the crew of the British submarine HMS Trident kept a fully grown reindeer called Pollyanna aboard their vessel for six weeks (it was a gift from the Russians).
15. The northern leopard frog swallows its prey using its eyes — it uses them to help push food down its throat by retracting them into its head.
16. The first man to urinate on the moon was Buzz Aldrin, shortly after stepping onto the lunar surface.
17. Some fruit flies are genetically resistant to getting drunk — but only if they have an inactive version of a gene scientists have named "happyhour".
18. Experiments show that male rhesus macaque monkeys will pay to look at pictures of female rhesus macaques' bottoms.
19. In 1567, the man said to have the longest beard in the world died after he tripped over his beard running away from a fire.
20. The Dance Fever of 1518 was a month-long plague of inexplicable dancing in Strasbourg, in which hundreds of people danced for about a month for no apparent reason. Several of them danced themselves to death.
21. Vladimir Nabokov nearly invented the smiley.
22. In 1993, San Francisco held a referendum over whether a police officer called Bob Geary was allowed to patrol while carrying a ventriloquist's dummy called Brendan O'Smarty. He was.
23. Sigurd the Mighty, a ninth-century Norse earl of Orkney, was killed by an enemy he had beheaded several hours earlier. He'd tied the man's head to his horse's saddle, but while riding home one of its protruding teeth grazed his leg. He died from the infection.
24. The Dutch village of Giethoorn has no roads; its buildings are connected entirely by canals and footbridges.
Flickr: bertknot / Creative Commons
25. A family of people with blue skin lived in Kentucky for many generations. The Fulgates of Troublesome Creek are thought to have gained their blue skin through combination of inbreeding and a rare genetic condition known as methemoglobinemia.
26. Powerful earthquakes can permanently shorten the length of Earth's day, by moving the spin of the Earth's axis. The 2011 Japan earthquake knocked 1.8 microseconds off our days. The 2004 Sumatra quake cost us around 6.8 microseconds.
27. The first American film to show a toilet being flushed on screen was Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho.
28. Melting glaciers and icebergs make a distinctive fizzing noise known as "bergy seltzer".
29. There is a glacier called "Blood Falls" in Antarctica that regularly pours out red liquid, making it look like the ice is bleeding. (It's actually oxidised salty water.)
30. In 2008 scientists discovered a new species of bacteria that lives in hairspray.
31. The top of the Eiffel Tower leans away from the sun, as the metal facing the sun heats up and expands. It can move as much as 7 inches.
32. Lt. Col. "Mad" Jack Churchill was only British soldier in WWII known to have killed an enemy soldier with a longbow. "Mad Jack" insisted on going into battle armed with both a medieval bow and a claymore sword.
33. A U.S. park ranger named Roy C. Sullivan held the record for being struck by lightning the most times, having been struck — and surviving — seven times between 1942 and 1977. He died of a self-inflicted gunshot in 1983.
34. The longest musical performance in history is currently taking place in the church of St. Burchardi in Halberstadt, Germany. The performance of John Cage's "Organ²/ASLSP (As Slow As Possible)" started on Sept. 5, 2001, and is set to finish in 2640. The last time the note changed was October 2013; the next change isn't due until 2020.
35. There's an opera house on the U.S.–Canada border where the stage is in one country and half the audience is in another.
36. The tiny parasite Toxoplasma gondii can only breed sexually when in the guts of a cat. To this end, when it infects rats, it changes their behaviour to make them less scared of cats.
37. The katzenklavier ("cat piano") was a musical instrument made out of cats. Designed by 17th-century German scholar Athanasius Kircher, it consisted of a row of caged cats with different voice pitches, who could be "played" by a keyboardist driving nails into their tails.
38. There is a single mega-colony of ants that spans three continents, covering much of Europe, the west coast of the U.S., and the west coast of Japan.
39. The largest snowflake ever recorded reportedly measured 15 inches across.
40. An epidemic of laughing that lasted almost a year broke out in Tanganyika (now Tanzania) in 1962. Several thousand people were affected, across several villages. It forced a school to close. It wasn't fun, though — other symptoms included crying, fainting, rashes, and pain.
41. The Romans used to clean and whiten their teeth with urine. Apparently it works. Please don't do it, though.
42. There are around 60,000 miles of blood vessels in the human body. If you took them all out and laid them end to end, they'd stretch around the world more than twice. But, seriously, don't do that either.
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2017-06-18 at 11:35 AM UTC in Corrupt a Wishi would return the favor but then i'd have to wish again and i have completely run out of things to wish for. i mean hey, i gotta pile of smack the size of a house, what fucking more could a guy want?
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2017-06-18 at 11:33 AM UTC in Every other number is a multiple of 2.a float number isn't divisible by two, there are multiple amounts of them for every number. they are still numbers.
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2017-06-18 at 11:26 AM UTC in ate lots of dhc than lots of xanax
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2017-06-18 at 11:24 AM UTC in In all seriousness though...so why didn't y'all just type out iammmmmwm?
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2017-06-18 at 11:15 AM UTC in In all seriousness though...
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2017-06-18 at 11:10 AM UTC in Corrupt a Wish
Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Granted but your piss smells horrible and the smell lingers for hours
I wish I didn't have to go to the store to get more beer
yeh but my shit don't stink, yay i'm awesome.
granted but because you no longer go to the store you lose touch of the prices of beer. the people going to the store for you take advantage of this fact and rip you off daily.
i wish i had a pile of heroin the size of my house that was totally invisible and undetectable in anyway to anybody else. like the tardis they would just walk straight past it completely oblivious to its existence. except for if i put into a wrap to sell/give to somebody, but then only they could see it.
now that would be so awesome
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2017-06-18 at 10:59 AM UTC in Who here has contemplated suicide?
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2017-06-18 at 10:57 AM UTC in I've got a theory why Darth Beaver self destructed & left.here you can only claim benefits online now.
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2017-06-18 at 10:53 AM UTC in I wish to die in my 60's.
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2017-06-18 at 10:49 AM UTC in sleeping gas in open spacethe russians did it somehow
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_theater_hostage_crisis
Spetsnaz operators from Federal Security Service (FSB) beta and Vega Groups, supported by a Russian Ministry of Internal Affairs (MVD) SOBR unit, pumped an undisclosed chemical agent into the building's ventilation system and began the rescue operation.[1]
All 40 of the attackers were killed,[2] with no casualties among Spetsnaz; about 130 hostages died, including nine foreigners, due to adverse reactions to the gas.[2] All but two of the hostages who died during the siege were killed by the toxic substance pumped into the theater to subdue the militants.[3][4] The use of the gas was widely condemned as heavy-handed, but the American and British governments deemed Russia's actions justifiable.[5] Physicians in Moscow condemned the refusal to disclose the identity of the gas. Some reports said the drug naloxone was successfully used as an antidote to save some hostages, suggesting the gas was an opiate-based compound.[6]
so it is possible. not saying it isn't dangerous shit tho.
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2017-06-18 at 10:45 AM UTC in sleeping gas in open space
