Posts by NARCassist

1. 2017-06-11 at 7:19 PM UTC in Drunken Debauchery and Summer Misery
   

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   Originally posted by Fox Paws I'd give you money but I don't want you to see my real name and shit when I donate. Oh well

   
   they do have a thing called bitcoin now, you know.
   
   
   
   
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2. 2017-06-11 at 7:11 PM UTC in Drunken Debauchery and Summer Misery
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by BOSS I would donate the money, but if buying drugs is your objective then I can send you more for cheaper.

   
   no, money'll be fine. thx
   
   
   
   
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3. 2017-06-11 at 7:08 PM UTC in I want to shoot up an Arianna Grande concert
   

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   'reported to the FBI' is so old
   
   
   
   
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4. 2017-06-11 at 7:02 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
   

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   Originally posted by Piles of Crack Remember when TRT used to be good?

   
   
   
   err, no
   
   
   
   
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5. 2017-06-11 at 7 PM UTC in Hello,
   

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   Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Just don't ever sign for anything
   
   They can't prove that it was actually you that ordered it unless you sign for it

   
   why do people always think that? think about it for a minute...
   
   'I didn't know, the mailman just knocked and said he had a package and shoved this clipboard in my face and said sign. I'd only just woke up and thought I must have ordered something from ebay and forgotten. when I opened it there was this bag of powder and then the door smashed through.'
   
   'come on son, pull the other one, how likely is that to have happened?'
   
   just coz you sign for a parcel doesn't mean you actually ordered it. in fact who the fuck do you know who would tell the mailman 'no, sorry pal, I'm not accepting that, I'm pretty certain I didn't order it. and how likely is it that somebody ordered something for me and forgot to tell me.'
   
   there's literally nothing unusual about accepting a package that you wasn't expecting. if it makes you feel safer, be sure to say to the mailman 'are you sure its for me, I don't remember ordering anything'. then call him as a witness if necessary.
   
   
   
   
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6. 2017-06-11 at 6:53 PM UTC in Can we have an ignore function?
   

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   well neither do I to be honest
   
   
   
   
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7. 2017-06-11 at 6:48 PM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †
   

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   Originally posted by RestStop

   
   is that a confession child?
   
   
   
   
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8. 2017-06-11 at 3:21 PM UTC in Ban scron
   

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   he banned, now the place is dead.
   
   
   
   
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9. 2017-06-11 at 3:16 PM UTC in femalez
   

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   Originally posted by infinityshock looks like a nigger

   
   

   Originally posted by googleimages Best guess for this image: chocolate

   
   lol
   
   
   
   
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10. 2017-06-11 at 1:28 PM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †
    

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    where y'all at niggas? this place is dead today. I hope you're all out committing many many sins to confess when you land.
    
    
    
    
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11. 2017-06-11 at 1:15 PM UTC in Witcher 3 HIGH END TECHNICAL PROBLEM
    

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    http://www.translate.google.com
    
    
    
    
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12. 2017-06-11 at 1:12 PM UTC in femalez
    

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    lol, I used to have a bitch on fb who liked to call me daddy. it was pretty fucking hot.
    
    
    
    
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13. 2017-06-11 at 12:27 PM UTC in Kreepy fuckin kay is never coming back
    

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    there's some proper bitchcraft going on here now
    
    
    
    
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14. 2017-06-11 at 11:58 AM UTC in is it tornado season already?
    

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    doesn't feel like it here
    
    
    
    
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15. 2017-06-11 at 11:57 AM UTC in MY IQ IS 160
    

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    Originally posted by Zanick I'd like to put you in some tight pants and feel your butt

    
    
    
    
    
    
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16. 2017-06-11 at 11:34 AM UTC in Corrupt a Wish
    

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    my ass
    
    
    
    
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17. 2017-06-11 at 2:31 AM UTC in Hello,
    

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    that's why microwaves have the defrost option
    
    
    
    
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18. 2017-06-11 at 2:30 AM UTC in Knocking Knocking
    

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19. 2017-06-11 at 2:29 AM UTC in Determinism
    

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    its prolly leik a paradox or summing
    
    
    
    
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20. 2017-06-11 at 2:28 AM UTC in Hello,
    

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    nice, you wouldn't even need lube if the fish was slimey enough.
    
    
    
    
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