Corrupt a Wish

2017-06-18 at 6:06 AM UTC

#161

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Dargo Granted but he grows up to be Malice 2.0.

I wish I knew how to code.

granted, you become sophie

i wish i was more careful what i wished for.

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2017-06-18 at 6:27 AM UTC

#162

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by NARCassist granted, you become sophie

i wish i was more careful what i wished for.

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Granted but the fear of making a dumb wish causes you to never wish for anything again

I wish I could inject T-PAIN with no risk of medical complications

2017-06-18 at 6:36 AM UTC

#163

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Granted but the fear of making a dumb wish causes you to never wish for anything again

I wish I could inject T-PAIN with no risk of medical complications

granted, but your life turns to shit from using so much all the time, you become legalisespiritualdiscovery and assault your mom coz she drank your coffee. you end up in a cell withdrawing, in PAIN from teh TPAIN.

i wish my shit didn't stink.

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2017-06-18 at 7:45 AM UTC

#164

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by NARCassist granted, but your life turns to shit from using so much all the time, you become legalisespiritualdiscovery and assault your mom coz she drank your coffee. you end up in a cell withdrawing, in PAIN from teh TPAIN.

i wish my shit didn't stink.

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Granted but your piss smells horrible and the smell lingers for hours

I wish I didn't have to go to the store to get more beer

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mmQ

2017-06-18 at 11:10 AM UTC

#165

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Granted but your piss smells horrible and the smell lingers for hours

I wish I didn't have to go to the store to get more beer

yeh but my shit don't stink, yay i'm awesome.

granted but because you no longer go to the store you lose touch of the prices of beer. the people going to the store for you take advantage of this fact and rip you off daily.

i wish i had a pile of heroin the size of my house that was totally invisible and undetectable in anyway to anybody else. like the tardis they would just walk straight past it completely oblivious to its existence. except for if i put into a wrap to sell/give to somebody, but then only they could see it.

now that would be so awesome

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2017-06-18 at 11:31 AM UTC

#166

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by NARCassist yeh but my shit don't stink, yay i'm awesome.

granted but because you no longer go to the store you lose touch of the prices of beer. the people going to the store for you take advantage of this fact and rip you off daily.

i wish i had a pile of heroin the size of my house that was totally invisible and undetectable in anyway to anybody else. like the tardis they would just walk straight past it completely oblivious to its existence. except for if i put into a wrap to sell/give to somebody, but then only they could see it.

now that would be so awesome

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Granted, but... You know what, fuck it, you can have your wish as is. I'm in a good mood today and it sounds like that would make you very happy. So be it.

I wish I could shapeshift.

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2017-06-18 at 11:35 AM UTC

#167

NARCassist gollums fat coach

i would return the favor but then i'd have to wish again and i have completely run out of things to wish for. i mean hey, i gotta pile of smack the size of a house, what fucking more could a guy want?

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2017-06-18 at 12:27 PM UTC

#168

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Originally posted by mmQ Granted, but… You know what, fuck it, you can have your wish as is. I'm in a good mood today and it sounds like that would make you very happy. So be it.

I wish I could shapeshift.

Granted but you can never return to your exact original form(pretty much a free pass in place of meme)

I wish I could be drinking cocktails on a balcony in Australia

2017-06-18 at 6:16 PM UTC

#169

Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]

Originally posted by Number13 Granted but you can never return to your exact original form(pretty much a free pass in place of meme)

I wish I could be drinking cocktails on a balcony in Australia

Granted, but there are actual cocks in it.

I wish I could only feel pleasure.

2017-06-18 at 6:27 PM UTC

#170

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 Granted, but there are actual cocks in it.

I wish I could only feel pleasure.

well i got a huge pile of smack here, help yourself pal.

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2017-06-18 at 6:58 PM UTC

#171

Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]

I wish somebody would ban NARCassist from this thread

2017-06-18 at 7:47 PM UTC

#172

BohemianVox Yung Blood

this thread is stupid.

it's all about greed and wishful thinking

2017-06-18 at 9:36 PM UTC

#173

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by NARCassist

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That's pretty

2017-06-18 at 9:37 PM UTC

#174

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 I wish somebody would ban NARCassist from this thread

Granted, But only if Lanny signs the approval form.

I wish I could buy pattens on all AI and destroy them for the betterment of mankind

2017-06-19 at 8:16 AM UTC

#175

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Originally posted by Totse 2001 Granted, But only if Lanny signs the approval form.

I wish I could buy pattens on all AI and destroy them for the betterment of mankind

That's one wish I can't grant and I don't want anybody else to either, Kizuna Ai is too good for this world.

I wish that I could paint pictures on the moon for everyone to see

2017-06-19 at 8:23 AM UTC

#176

Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

Granted, but you become notorious for defacing it and are hunted down for the rest of your days.

I wish I could manipulate people as easily as pulling strings on a marionette.

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The Self Taught Man

2017-06-19 at 8:28 AM UTC

#177

NARCassist gollums fat coach

granted but you get get completely caught up in all the strings and tie yourself up.

i wish zanick could lose the strings and manipulate us all via bluetooth.

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2017-06-20 at 3:25 AM UTC

#178

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Number13 That's one wish I can't grant and I don't want anybody else to either, Kizuna Ai is too good for this world.

I wish that I could paint pictures on the moon for everyone to see

Nope.. hold on.. that's auto boot from the game.

I think

2017-06-20 at 3:27 AM UTC

#179

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by NARCassist granted but you get get completely caught up in all the strings and tie yourself up.

i wish zanick could lose the strings and manipulate us all via bluetooth.

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Granted but the signal band crosses too many times and people just drop like flies waiting for instructions to be received

I wish I had a microphone that could overpower the one at a racing track and scream false narratives into it.

2017-06-20 at 9:55 PM UTC

#180

Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]

Originally posted by Totse 2001 Granted but the signal band crosses too many times and people just drop like flies waiting for instructions to be received

I wish I had a microphone that could overpower the one at a racing track and scream false narratives into it.

Granted, but your voice now sounds like an 8 year old

I wish my voice sounded like an 8 year old's

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