Posts by NARCassist

1. 2017-06-11 at 10:17 PM UTC in Fruit
   

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   I always used to hate fruit but since I hit 40 I got a real taste for it. sometimes I eat tins of peaches like they're going out of fashion, and blueberry pancakes too.
   
   
   
   
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   User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "fruit"!
2. 2017-06-11 at 10:15 PM UTC in WARNING!!! do not Trust bling bling he stole my bitcoin
   

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   Originally posted by demonpillow We're in the San Francisco vicinity and want to show you bitties because you havbe been asking about it. We hear you like selling and trading underage to one another.
   
   your sik as the old people and masturbate through window blinds during school hours.
   
   
   I feel like shitting on your doorsteps but you would probably enhjoy that and share it with other pedophiles

   
   if you wanna threaten people for fucking underage kids then just make your own fucking fred and do it. this one is about bling robbing scron ffs.
   
   
   
   
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3. 2017-06-11 at 10:09 PM UTC in Kreepy fuckin kay is never coming back
   

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   shud get her on Jeremy kyle and have her shout out 'niggasin.space'.
   
   
   
   
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4. 2017-06-11 at 10:08 PM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †
   

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   yeh, somebody who was qualified like zanick.
   
   
   
   
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5. 2017-06-11 at 10:06 PM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †
   

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   you are not a priest, you did not take an oath nor did you make any vow. you cannot take confessional. its illegal. YOUR ILLEGAL< NOW GET OUT>
   
   
   
   
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6. 2017-06-11 at 10:05 PM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †
   

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   Originally posted by Dargo You must drop and do 75 push ups right now. Not for failing to confess for 16,000 days, or eating too much, but for willingly consuming a combination as grotesque as cauliflower and cheese.

   
   GET THE FUCK OUT MY CONFESSION FRED. YOU GOING TO HELL BOY, NO REDEMPTION, JUST ETERNAL DAMNATION FOR YOU MY BOY. GET OUT.
   
   
   
   
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7. 2017-06-11 at 10:03 PM UTC in Kreepy fuckin kay is never coming back
   

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   Originally posted by Nil I usually try and read hydoposts but end up zoning out about half way through most of the time.

   
   I learnt to keep scrolling when I see her name a while ago.
   
   
   
   
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8. 2017-06-11 at 10:01 PM UTC in Hello,
   

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   Originally posted by Malice ^ That doesn't work, you're still going to get charged.

   
   no more than if a normal letter just got posted thru your mailbox. its more about not leaving a trace on the computers inside the house when the delivery comes. if they intercept then search your house and find tor on your pooter then it ain't looking good. it don't matter whether you signed or didn't sign.
   
   
   
   
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9. 2017-06-11 at 9:59 PM UTC in Stuff you remember from Totse/Zoklet
   

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   remember the jailbait fred?
   
   na, nor me.
   
   
   
   
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10. 2017-06-11 at 9:58 PM UTC in Corrupt a Wish
    

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    which fred is this? is it the pixel pic game fred or the wish game fred? I wish I knew.
    
    
    
    
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11. 2017-06-11 at 9:57 PM UTC in HELP, computer now fucked after installing shitty old printer
    

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    your supposed to be leet cf, what do?
    
    
    
    
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12. 2017-06-11 at 9:52 PM UTC in HELP, computer now fucked after installing shitty old printer
    

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    anyone else got anything, that^^ didn't do shit?
    
    
    
    
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13. 2017-06-11 at 9:51 PM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †
    

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    Originally posted by Piles of Crack Take their dryer too.
    
    

    
    sorry child but that's 50 my nigga's for encouragement.
    
    
    
    
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14. 2017-06-11 at 9:49 PM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †
    

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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby So is my cat, he gets so fucked up he passes out from the fumes.

    
    well you better teach that cat to talk pretty damn fast for he has 15 my nigga's and 15 wagran's for penance.
    
    
    
    
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15. 2017-06-11 at 9:48 PM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †
    

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    Originally posted by Dargo Speak, brother.

    
    450 my nigga's and 2 wagran's for attempting to impersonate a priest.
    
    
    
    
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16. 2017-06-11 at 9:47 PM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †
    

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    Originally posted by RestStop I'm probably about to murder someone over $40 and a washer.

    
    the $40 dollars is fine my child. for the washer, 30 my nigga's and 45 wagran's.
    
    
    
    
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17. 2017-06-11 at 9:45 PM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †
    

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    Originally posted by Zanick I'm a licensed reverend. Go ahead, nigga.

    
    bless me niggas for I have sinned, it has been 16,000 days since my last confession. today I ate way too much cauliflower cheese for dinner and now I can barely fucking move.
    
    
    
    
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18. 2017-06-11 at 9:42 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
    

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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol are you serious? you know you made a girl cum by going down on her the first time you ever had sex? did she have a big butt?

    
    don't be daft, she faked it.
    
    
    
    
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19. 2017-06-11 at 7:22 PM UTC in trump supporters vs antifa, the war
    

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    leaders are for retards
    
    
    
    
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20. 2017-06-11 at 7:20 PM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †
    

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    is anyone else qualified to take my confession. I need redemption quick.
    
    
    
    
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