Posts by NARCassist

1. 2017-06-14 at 7:04 PM UTC in I got my mail-order kid today
   

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   Originally posted by Malice I eat just fine, I've never had a problem affording food.

   
   so you can go to the store to buy food?
   
   
   
   
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2. 2017-06-14 at 7:01 PM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †
   

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   nobody confessing today? you'll go to nigga hell.
   
   
   
   
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3. 2017-06-14 at 6:59 PM UTC in HELP, computer now fucked after installing shitty old printer
   

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   yes I got that far. what am I looking for?
   
   
   
   
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4. 2017-06-13 at 3:48 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
   

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   Originally posted by Captain Falcon 2 dimensionally, a circle.
   
   3 dimensionally, a sphere.
   
   Both technically have infinite edges but a sphere approaches infinity faster.
   
   These are the geometric properties of a conceptual circle or sphere.

   
   so is a sphere jerk better than a circle jerk?
   
   
   
   
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   User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "circle"!
5. 2017-06-13 at 3:46 PM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †
   

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   I WANT YOur SOUL
   
   
   
   
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6. 2017-06-13 at 3:44 PM UTC in Corrupt a Wish
   

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   Originally posted by Number13 Granted but everyone has to stop being bitches
   
   I wish I could have my dream house built for me for free and have the money to run it too.

   
   granted, its ready and waiting. they even threw in a free car.
   
   
   
   keys are under the mat.
   
   I wish everyone would start being bitches again.
   
   
   
   
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7. 2017-06-13 at 3:41 PM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †
   

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   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
   
   
   
   
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8. 2017-06-13 at 10:57 AM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †
   

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   Originally posted by Sophie You're a veritable hacker already.

   
   here..
   
   

   
   def say(message, times=1):
   .....print message * times
   say('my nigga', 2000000)
   say('wagran', 3500000)
   

   
   
   now do your penance, it almost school lunchtime.
   
   edit: replace dots for spaces(obvious)
   
   
   
   
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   Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-06-13T15:41:00.872389+00:00
9. 2017-06-13 at 10:50 AM UTC in I got my mail-order kid today
   

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   Originally posted by Malice Genuinely none. Absolutely zero. I've existed in near total isolation for about 5 years.
   
   Understandably, it isn't something the vast majority of people can relate to at all. I actually began purposefully detaching myself for years before leaving. I can't give you a simple answer as to why I did this, it's something I put years of thought into.

   
   malice, on those rare occasions that you can actually afford to eat, how do you get food? do you not go to the store to buy it.
   
   I'm guessing you go dumpster diving in the early hours for half eaten hamburgers.
   
   
   
   
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10. 2017-06-13 at 10:49 AM UTC in I got my mail-order kid today
    

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    Originally posted by Dargo Of course not. God gave you free will to choose to follow him or not. No one can, or should try, to force you to be a Christian.

    
    why would I follow someone who refuses to reveal himself?
    
    
    
    
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11. 2017-06-13 at 10:40 AM UTC in Fruit
    

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    yeah I don wanna talk bout that.
    
    
    
    
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12. 2017-06-13 at 10:39 AM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †
    

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    if not, I wrote a simple python program that wrote fuck off to the screen 3 million times the other day. maybe you could edit it.
    
    
    
    
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13. 2017-06-13 at 10:37 AM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †
    

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    did you do your 5 1/2 million my nigs and wags yet? be honest
    
    
    
    
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14. 2017-06-13 at 10:36 AM UTC in Fruit
    

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    7 posts later and I'm back HA
    
    
    
    
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15. 2017-06-13 at 10:34 AM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †
    

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    Originally posted by Sophie I have, Father. It has been 1 page since my last confession. I have sinned in both thought and action. I am guilty of the sins of Pride, Lust and Gluttony. Tell me what i must do.

    
    alright, what did you do now?
    
    do I really want to hear this?
    
    maybe you'd be better off with one of those catholic priests.
    
    
    
    
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16. 2017-06-13 at 10:33 AM UTC in Corrupt a Wish
    

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    I wish this game would continue on
    
    
    
    
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17. 2017-06-13 at 10:31 AM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †
    

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18. 2017-06-13 at 10:29 AM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †
    

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    have you sinned today children? how long was it since your last confession? bout time for another don't you think?
    
    
    
    
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19. 2017-06-13 at 10:22 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
    

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    Originally posted by Sophie You are the reason China has a great firewall.

    
    can you see it from space?
    
    
    
    
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20. 2017-06-13 at 10:21 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
    

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    Originally posted by mmQ What's wrong with having your computer in a corner?

    
    i like corners.
    
    the unprotected wifi has gone this morning tho. too bad but i'll keep checking for it.
    
    
    
    
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