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Posts by NARCassist

  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Phoenix This is getting retarded. After tripping for a solid eternity I fell asleep for 12 hours, woke up at 5pm on Thursday, and haven't been to sleep since. It's almost 5am on Saturday now. I haven't done any drugs. I don't even drink coffee. What the fuck. The sleep deprivation is almost getting psychedelic at this point but not in the pleasant way. Someone shoot me (with a tranq dart).

    getting retarded?? this fred started off retarded from the get go.




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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock fuck yea…if it were me I would have jumped too instead of charbroiling.

    that's how I'm checking out. when I'm like 95 and the Dr's say I'm terminally ill…I'm climbing into an airplane and jumping out with no chute.

    i hate to be the bearer of bad news but dr malice says you have an incurable brain tumor. you got like a week dude.




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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ Jim the Barber gets home from a day of barbering, finds a taco in his dresser drawer, addresses wife, and the fun begins.

    how the fuck did they fit his wheelchair into the drawer?




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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds




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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    its not unknown for mothers to continue making meals and setting places at tables, or packing school lunches and getting school uniforms ready because they simply cannot face the reality that their child is dead. this is a very common phenomenon.





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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Not like that they don't.

    yes they do. some people go into total denial and act like nothing ever happened. it happens all the time you fucking fool.




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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    if i was a devious control freak working in the shadows and wanted to set up a school shooting incident, then i would work on some bullied loner and use hypnotism and suggestion to get him to do it. then make sure he didn't survive the incident. i certainly wouldn't go to all the trouble of creating a huge scenario involving shit loads of actors and shit. because do you know what every single one of those other people would be? a fucking seriously weak link in the chain. you'd have just created a whole chain made up entirely of weak links. the weakest links you could possibly find, that chain wouldn't hold together for a second. if you were that retarded then you wouldn't be in such a position in the first place.




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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The Robbie Parker video is all you need to know 100% Sandy Hook was a setup. After watching that video, you'd have to be incredibly gullible to think he was "just feeling giddy". If his daughter had actually died, he would have been up all night, slow, shocked, sluggish, dull, and he sure as hell wouldn't be dressed to the 9's in a nice spiffy, wrinkle-free, pressed suit, with tie all done just right and perfect. Just to be making a live news statement to the world the very next morning after your daughter was gunned down in cold blood at her school is absolutely absurd. The Robbie Parker video is the smoking gun. That's all you need to know it was a complete and utter hoax.

    people react very differently to grief. its certainly possible that it hadn't even properly sunk in at this point.




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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    there's^ you potential serial killer right there^. bill the cat is so sexually repressed i very much doubt his mother will survive to the end of the week.




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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    inb4 dr malice diagnoses kolokol with bipolar




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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    ...yeh, and dead




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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I guess I never saw it as a "double facepalm"

    I always saw it as a guy that thinks his brain is melting or something

    his brain could well be melting. the whiches did it.




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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 This gif has always fascinated me. Especially the dude with the glasses in the background that seems to be struggling to continue standing. What does he feel like? Is he on drugs? Or just bouncing back and forth between his homies? What does he think of the events unfolding in front of him? What are they trying to tell him?

    have you noticed the double facepalming guy is in two places at once? there is some real whichcrafteries going on on this site this morning.




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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RisiR † Ad hominem!

    I'll not discuss this until you have explained to me why you stopped Thanking my posts after I "exposed" you as a Pakistani. Don't be ashamed, man. Have some pride!

    what? captain faggotry is a bacon sarnie? how the fuck is this not on the news man?




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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    lanny's such a shit developopopoper




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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    why when i click the arrow thing next to fred title so it takes me to the last point i read to, does it keep taking me way back all the time, like before the point where i even post replies in the fred myself? is it whichcrafteries?




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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    is that benny from the bronx? word up my nigga




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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    does this only happen if you ninja edit when making new fred?




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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice Just curious about the reason why you're laughing at this, there are multiple. Generally I can tell, but this is more complex.

    This is how you proposition a woman, isn't it? I think I made a pretty logical argument and addressed some concerns both of us (may) have, laid out a basic plan on what to expect and some conditions beforehand, and also addressed sexual performance ability. Generally it seems I "sold" myself effectively.

    I literally have zero experience with women, so I'm determining this by pure rational analysis, which I consider superior, and my own observations, ruminations on life, and research, which are highly accurate. I think you can accurately emulate the effects on behavior of romantic/physical attraction and love, the social dynamics, progression and outcome of scenarios, even if you haven't actually experienced them, as long as your cognitive ability and memory are high enough, you have the necessary large amount of data and have properly analyzed it, come to the right conclusions, generally have a sufficient level of understanding.

    lolz






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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    as somebody who regularly claims to be suicidal you really are not a good authority on this. if you ever admitted you really actually only just wanted help/attention/salvation, then your suicidal threats would lose there potency. so you could never allow yourself to fess up.




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