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Posts by NARCassist

  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 A chav is a euro word for a slut 4 meth?

    yeah sort of




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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 She does have that methy droop pretty bad.

    that a chav mouth. what she is saying is 'yeeeeeeeeh, cum on then, il fuckin do ya, you mug'
  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mashlehash How many posts do you have?

    (YOU MUST SPELL IT OUT)

    three thousand two hundred and ninety nine, you nub.




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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats keep austin weird.

    And they have "keep plugerville literate" the next town over because of the failing test scores in schools.

    i remember seeing on tv they had one in santa cruz, and then thought i read somewhere round there had one too. 'keep plugerville illiterate' would have been hilarious tho. they should either get a sense of humor, or have a 'keep plugerville depressed' drive.




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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby For being a major city, san antonio is such a backwards place. I didn't know people still wore affliction t-shirts and have scene hair.

    I lived there for a summer about ten years ago and I left my girl friend to come back to austin.

    didn't they have one of those 'keep san antonio weird' appeal thingy's going on for a while?




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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats scary as shit, but i guess kinda cool. A couple months ago i was showering and this fucking spider just came down on a string of web in front of my face and I started yelling and karate chopped the string and thru water on him. talk about the itsy bitsy spider went down the drain. freaked me out.

    you just reminded me of when i was 12 doing a paper round. i had to deliver some in this old peoples residency place and had to go inside and deliver them to the doors. i noticed at the end of all these corridors was an exit with a push bar opener. i knew where it came out and after a few days figured it quicker to leave through that door than go back round all the corridors. so i put the last paper through, approached the door, pushed the bar and walked through, only to be showered in fucking earwigs. they must have been in the rotting frame or something. freaked me the fuck out, especially the way it came out of nowhere unexpected like that, lol.




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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mashlehash Post an article, nub.

    read second post, nub.
  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby A couple nights ago I put up an ad on craigslist while drunk saying how I wanted to fuck a hipster or skateboarder and I only got 2 replies back one was a chick who invited me to her friends birthday party this evening.

    Luckily the party is at a venue right down the street from me so even if I don't get my car working I just have to walk down the street. she's a hipster and horny so I will more than likely get laid. She wanted to come over last night but I had already made plans with my main squeeze a few days prior so I denied her.

    And the other reply was from this younger dude like 23 that lives in san antonio and wants to visit austin and have a guy like myself show him around. I'm not into dudes, but I asked for pix and these are what he sent me lol

    I don't know people still had that hair style loloool



    arrange to meet him and take a fucking bat with you.




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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by fag

    yeh i'd bang it

    she got a tidy little bod on her actually.




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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon The slaves work for free. Gratis. They are not entitled to any pay, and they cannot walk away. Feeding them is simply an efficiency decision made by the owner.

    i was gonna change the word feeding into paying and then just give you a ftfy. however i want to point out that slaves can and do escape. they have little property to worry about leaving it behind. he can just hop foot it at a moments notice. the worker on the other hand has a home, which he has invested in. he might have family, kids that go to school, a little bit of comfort and small little taste of the good life. switching that for uncertain life on the road is a way tougher chain to break than some shitty iron chain. mental chains are what modern slavery is all about. don't worry tho, i can understand how hard it is for you to shatter the reality that you have spent so much time getting used to. enjoy the bubble man.



    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Oh and whether or not slavery was more profitable (it was) doesn't matter; it was the main mode of production for the US's primary economic driver, cotton farming. Either way, it was slavery that supplied 60% of the US's export earnings before the civil war. Slavery built the US.

    i know, i agree 100%. but i'm also pointing out that the US(as well as most nations) is still currently reliant on 'slaves' as the main mode of production. if you don't think you are a slave then don't go in for two weeks, don't call or anything, just don't show up. i mean you are your own man right? you make the decisions on what you do from one moment to the next, one day to the next? you're in total control of your destiny right??




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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Yeah, they're called slaves

    well technically you can force a slave to work for free, but they tend to die pretty quickly without food and water. trying taking that business plan to the bank and see how quickly they don't lend you any money.




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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon You're literally making shit up lol.

    - 60 percent of the United States' export income came from salve picked cotton

    - Cotton picking is not a skilled job that requires groundbreaking workmanship.

    Is the cost of living for a slave cheaper than the cost of living for a free man?

    if you had two people picking cotton in your field, one a slave who you kept poor and forced him to work, despite the fact he really didn't want to be there doing it and could really be doing much better things with his time. and the other you paid minimum wage to, and offered him a performance related bonus. who the fuck do you think is gonna pick the most cotton every day?

    i mean obviously the next guy who you offered a million buck to pick your field is gonna pick way more, but that isn't gonna work for you tho for obvious reasons. its all about maximum profits and finding the right business model that works to maximize profits.




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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Kinkou Am I on the list yet?

    you're definitely on some kind of list. just keep your fingers crossed its not the same list as bill the cat. some refer to that list as a register.




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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Errr… what happens after you eat the last kid?

    the trick is to have another kid before you finish the last. for best results you really need to try and keep at least 3 kids ahead at all times, in case of emergency. having twins is obviously very beneficial.




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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock …says the virgin.

    PSA: if you open up the flaps…and it's white inside…it's time to leave. I mean, immediately…without getting dressed, don't pass go, and don't collect $200.

    i'm really curious to find out what the fuck happened to you to make your outlook on the world and humanity so fucking jaded. you really do look at life as so black and white, don't you? both metaphorically and literally. why is that bill, what the fuck happened to you man?




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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by fag I want to fuck a girl with blackface on.

    just fuck a black chick dude, they are as hot as white chicks. and when you open up them flaps you'll see they're all white inside anyways.




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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Wasp Sugar It get hard to understand me my jaw keep lockin,

    And I ain't even trying to talk cause my jaw keep lockin.


    Lockjaw gang.

    sorry what? getting lockjaw gets you hard? WTF




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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^thats a hott story man. Did she have tats also or no? Was she a hipster?

    she had some tats but not like erin^, no she wasn't a hipster. she had bad bipolar and had been through a real rough time as a teenager. i'm not sure why i even find the cut scars so hot, i think its either coz it shows a real vulnerability in a chick which is hot, or whether coz its also a sign that they are a bit crazy, which i also find hot. prolly a bit of both i guess.




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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i met my ex at a crack session, we went back to hers and fucked like rabbits all night. i was high as fuck and never even noticed anything. the next morning i was just getting ready to go when she came out the bathroom with blood running down both hands coz she cut her wrists. i prolly shudda run a mile at that moment but stuck around and was with her for 8 years. it certainly wasn't a conventional relationship, but was very interesting and i'd do it all again. i must have been so fucking high to have not noticed her scars tho, they were pretty much equal to erins.




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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby She did mention needing a ride and im sure she would of put out but she looked like she stunk and had hiv.

    dirty sex = good sex




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