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2017-07-22 at 4:17 PM UTC in Anyone here ever prank/troll authority figures as a kid?
Originally posted by infinityshock your posts are the digital equivalent of a retard with his tongue and palms stuck to the windshield of the short bus…with another retard behind him, with his pants pulled down after taking a shit in his underwear, banging his head into the back of the head of the first retard…while the nigger bus driver is fucking the second retard in the ass using the previously mentioned shit as lube…with no one in the drivers seat…while the bus uncontrollably careens down the Spanish Steps during Carnival…plowing down the colorfully-dressed party goers.
Some of your posts recently are actually getting funnier.
A+ for effort
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2017-07-22 at 3:10 PM UTC in Anyone here ever prank/troll authority figures as a kid?
Originally posted by infinityshock stfu nigger faggot.
and…true story:
this happened before most of the retards on this site were born so the details are somewhat sketchy…but, it was when i had been in the military for maybe three years or so and was 'tactical' as the current retard saying goes, but not quite to the point my maturity was on par with where the two terms should have been in relation to each other. translate that however you want.
i was on 'leave'…which is military parlance for a short vacation…and visiting my chick-friend at her house, having a bit of a celebration due to my being in town. there were about a dozen or two dozen total people there…the music was loud…and there was some degree of people running around in various states of naked. and by running around…i mean literally running around, up and down the road. another issue was the cars parked all along the streets, in the grass, and in a house where the owner was out of town but had given my chick-friend permission for me to park in her driveway/carport. all of the above resulted in someone, or several someones, calling the five-oh party pooper brigade to come shit upon all of our funs. there was quite a bit of forewarning so all the under-21 alcohol disappeared quickly, along with the pharmaceuticals.
the specific details are sketchy at this point…but for whatever reason i came up with the brilliant plan where i thought it would be a fun-times to go all tactical on the poor hick-town police and went through two back yards to circle around behind where they had come from. one of the cops, solo (PSA: if youre ever in a tactical situation, such as a police search…you dont do it alone…you have at least one person with you) had decided to circle back after completing his search, with the return path coming through an area of a carport, where i decided to go full-stealth between a bush and the house. the cop had virtually zero situational awareness and was lackadaisically swinging around his flashlight…blinding himself to anything in-shadow…which is where i was. when he passed literally within inches of me, i waited till was about two feet passed me and i jumped out, flailing my arms, and shouted 'BLAAHHH!!'
dude almost dropped his flashlight…using both hands to catch it…then took what seemed like forever to compose himself…they tried to say how he could have shot me, yadda yadda, trying to take back control of the situation, or at least make it seem like i didnt just turn him into the castrated little sissy bitch he was. the funny part was, for all the shit he was spewing, easiest-case for me would have been to garrote his ass into dead or unconscious…and not a one of his cop-buddies would have known until they found him laying there in the dark. only slightly more difficult would have been for me take his gun away after he tried to flail around unholstering it then either pummel him into unconsciousness…or just straight up shoot him.
regardless…i was literally laughing almost uncontrollably, he cuffed me, stuck me in the back seat with some other guy who i have no recollection who he was or why he was in there, then left me there for about two hours. additional trolling was me moving my cuffed hands from behind my back to in front of me that had the effect of really pissing them off. every time they reapplied the cuffs behind my back they did it tighter…only it didnt phase me in the least and had zero effect on my getting my hands back in front of me.
eventually they had to let me go since i hadnt committed any crimes.
din't read past the first few lines but i'm curious, did they do anything weird to you while you were in the military? did anyone doing weird shit to you happen to be carrying folders with 'mk ultra' written on the front, by any chance?
its quite possible you wouldn't remember anything anyway tho i guess.
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2017-07-22 at 3:06 PM UTC in What would you do if The Gov. busted down your door
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2017-07-22 at 3:03 PM UTC in buying a house someone was murdered ini bet kurt cobain's house increased in value.
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2017-07-22 at 3:02 PM UTC in buying a house someone was murdered in
Originally posted by infinityshock yes. where i live it is a law (literally…a law) if someone dies in a house the current-owner has to disclose that to the buyer.
some dude blew his head off with a shotgun in my living room. i checked for any evidence and there wasnt a single speck of it anywhere. all the drywall had been replaced and there was zero evidence of any pellet marks on any of the wood studs or on the original roof trusses or decking.
yeh but some people would actually pay more for that.
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2017-07-22 at 2:58 PM UTC in Anyone here ever prank/troll authority figures as a kid?throwing rocks at high speed trains was hellalulz when we were kids. extra points for hitting the drivers window. then one day cops turned up, smacked us round the head and took us home. i think most of us almost genuinely shit our pants lol.
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2017-07-22 at 1:44 PM UTC in What would you do if The Gov. busted down your doorthat^ was fucking hilarious
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2017-07-22 at 1:26 PM UTC in Scrawny's Alts: A Comprehensive List
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2017-07-22 at 1:22 PM UTC in woman shocked after being asked to leave mall over outfit
Originally posted by -SpectraL Like any muscle, the tit muscles must be regularly worked, or else they get sore. Obviously, African women exercise their tit muscles from a very early age.
lol what? you do know they don't have tits from a very early age right? what kinda cp you watching? you fucking weirdo.
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2017-07-22 at 1:19 PM UTC in woman shocked after being asked to leave mall over outfit
Originally posted by Totse 2001 There has to be a joke about cold and nips n whatever
really why isn't this happening more often. free them puppies
i know rite? like who the fuck came up with the dumb retarded idea of getting bitches to cover up them titties in the first place? and why wasn't he hung, drawn, quartered and garrotted before being fed still alive to a pack of hungry wild dogs, for even suggesting such a ludicrous idea? like WTF??
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2017-07-22 at 1:08 PM UTC in Scrawny's Alts: A Comprehensive Listno way dargo, a chick just called you gay lol
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2017-07-22 at 1:06 PM UTC in buying a house someone was murdered inno.
in the last few years there have been several drug overdoses in the house i'm currently living in tho, lol.
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2017-07-22 at 1:04 PM UTC in What would you do if you saw somebody urinating on some clothes at a store?if it was a chick and she was reasonably hot, i'd ask her to pee on me too.
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2017-07-22 at 1:03 PM UTC in Anyone here ever prank/troll authority figures as a kid?i still do it as an adult.
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2017-07-21 at 10:47 PM UTC in Yeah, and I don't like talkin' to strangers...
Originally posted by The town people I dont think anyone but amateurs would want to hire/photograph some fat non passing tranny with freak estrogen tits
http://tinyurl.com/y9asn86b
oh, and i meant they're not amateur models, they're hookers pal.
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2017-07-21 at 10:08 PM UTC in I want to fuck a hipster or skateboarderfred needs pix
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2017-07-21 at 10:07 PM UTC in Dearest Lanny, please help brandon get his account back
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2017-07-21 at 10:01 PM UTC in Dearest Lanny, please help brandon get his account back
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2017-07-21 at 9:42 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-07-21 at 9:38 PM UTC in Scrawny's Alts: A Comprehensive Listwhere is the list of all the NIS members at?
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