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Posts by NARCassist

  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by blackbird I’d avoid the area they were in, I wouldn’t want to get pee on me in the middle of the store.

    too vanilla, wouldn't bang.




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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    if that was my daughter i'd prolly fuck her too

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59109353886b3

    by the way, why you got a cock tattooed on your left leg?




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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon You know I love you bud, but you are outright one of the most idiotic people to post on this community.

    coz i don't take this shit cerealy




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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by fag No it's the metal itself, I don't really do hard drugs.

    ok, so i been doing them 28 years. think i should take advice from you about it?





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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Fears Gritty nitty details; I lost that first $80 ;D

    no, you didn't give a crack whore your money and let her walk off did ya?? ..did she tell you she'll be 'back in a minute'? did she say 'i can't take you to the dealer, he'll do his nut coz he don't know you'? please don't tell me she left you a shitty old nokia phone from 1995 to ensure she'll 'definitely be back'?




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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by fag You know smoking off foil is real bad for you?

    is it fuck. don't tell me you're one of those nuts that's convinced there is a poisonous film on the foil and insist on burning off every sheet of foil you use? you know, that foil they sell people with the poison on it, for wrapping food up in and cooking and that.




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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Fears I'm sitting behind a dope house with two homeless girls. They are waiting for heroin I just want some fucking meth I'm sitting here where any police can drive by. We are all just standing here lined up against a fence???

    I tried to do a normal deal in a dark alley but the guy was too "sketched out" so now we are doing it on a busy street frequented by police officers hovering outside some random drug addict house.

    What the fuck. I just want a normal dealer ive been walking around hanging out with these street scum for hours

    HOURS

    I just want dope, fuck.

    Now the two girls are fighting.

    Fuck

    you can see why smart people use the darknet now, can't ya?




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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I always check my foil before a long trip.
    Ya know just to be sure I have enough.






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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    its sophie's revenge for insulting her in the other fred




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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind If the past and the future exist simultaneously there is no "beginning".

    then there's surely no end. something cannot end without beginning in the first place.




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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie Yes i think so. Also that part seems to suggest the Universe is solipsistic in the sense that when all observers stop observing the Universe stops existing. That's pretty fucking stupid though, and again, unfalsifiable.

    the observers would have to have been there from the very beginning also.




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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind No I shouldn't fucking tolerate it. If they don't care about the topic they should fuck right off. You're right though, I don't know why I brought up free speech.

    u mad bro




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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind Then why don't you put some meat on the table, son? Why are you trying to feed me a shit-sandwich?

    i'm just not in the mood right now




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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind The whole point of linking the forum to stuff I'm interested in is to see what my peers think about that stuff. And I guess that is really what is happening. Nobody here is that interested in stuff like this.

    I just wish they were.

    i am interested in all that stuff.




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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind If it's too much for your infantile attention span to handle, then don't bother posting anything in the first place.

    Seriously. How many times have you posted a thread in a topical forum about something you're really interested in, only to have me come shit all over it for no reason?

    That's right. 0 times. I never do that shit.

    Yet every single time I try to contribute anything to this place, some smug fuck who thinks his shit doesn't stink has to come take a huge dump in my thread.

    alright, no need to be like that about it




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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind Please contribute to the topic. Why won't you read it? Why won't you watch it? Will you at least stop shitposting if you won't post anything useful?

    alright supermod, fucking hell. its a bit tl;dr so i didn't bother, that's all. apart from that i'm sure its a damn fine fred.




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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock chicks won't admit to it….yet you know what cock tastes like.

    well, i know what pussy tastes like, and i know i love the taste of it, its sexy, its turns me right on. i know if a pussy was totally dry and didn't retain flavor then it would be about as sexy as licking an arm. the same has to be true for women.




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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    didn't read

    but, coming in this fred gave me a little thought. what if you took the red pill and woke up in your little pod with all the wires hanging out of you and it turned out the machines had written the matrix code to make humans look completely different to what we really are. so you wake up as some hideous looking reptilian or some fucked up shit. then you'd be like "fuck, david icke's suddenly starting to make more sense, fuuuuuuuuck".

    how can we even be sure we even look like this?




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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader i just learn this thing is called eggplant. now i want to know how.

    doesnt look like an egg to me.

    well the eggs are obviously inside the pod duh




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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    but i'll get you next time muahahahaha




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