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I want to fuck a hipster or skateboarder

2017-07-22 at 1:51 AM UTC
#21

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by mashlehash The real wallow is in the Gyration of The G Spot, and the Pendle to The Piston.

if you move the S at the end of your avatar and put it between the 2 S's side by side, it spells Stress Stab

is that a sexual term?
2017-07-22 at 1:54 AM UTC
#22

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Yes, yes it very might well be a sexual term.

On that note, I'm going to smoke a cigarette and think about the times when I was 16, where it would make my pecker hard.
2017-07-22 at 2:06 AM UTC
#23

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I'v been spending all month doing 1 required thing (after another) taken care of.

I payed for a business license, went to Jury Duty, Change address to a PO since I'll probably be in my car full time soon, made sure someone follows up on their doctor appointments, setting up my film gear and looking for software rendering that works, trying to pay down Credit Cards I ran up but am not succeeding at the moment. there is a dozen other shit i've finally got taken care of.

something is missing
2017-07-22 at 2:37 AM UTC
#24

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Totse 2001 I'v been spending all month doing 1 required thing (after another) taken care of.

I payed for a business license, went to Jury Duty, Change address to a PO since I'll probably be in my car full time soon, made sure someone follows up on their doctor appointments, setting up my film gear and looking for software rendering that works, trying to pay down Credit Cards I ran up but am not succeeding at the moment. there is a dozen other shit i've finally got taken care of.

something is missing

jesus fuck...you just described the morning on one of my easy days.
2017-07-22 at 2:44 AM UTC
#25

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by infinityshock jesus fuck…you just described the morning on one of my easy days.

well there's many others.

I used to tally huge amounts of income for a title company and do tons of account receiving but i am having a hard time with my own personal life of the most simplistic things to others.
2017-07-23 at 11:35 AM UTC
#26

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

I want to fuck a skateboarder
2017-07-23 at 1:48 PM UTC
#27

NARCassist gollums fat coach

lets get this fred back on track shall we.

i want to fuck erin zephyr

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2017-07-23 at 1:49 PM UTC
#28

NARCassist gollums fat coach

anyone else find the cutting scars on her legs extremely hot?

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2017-07-23 at 1:57 PM UTC
#29

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

^she's hott

this is alex gherring from my favorite local band ringo deathstarr. She came into the pizzeria downtown I worked at and she was wearing leather pants and when she forward to pull a chair out to sit and eat her pizza, her tight leather pants were tight around her ass that the squeaked. Fucking sexy as fuck.

my co-worker used to date her little sister, wanna fuck a hipster.
2017-07-23 at 1:59 PM UTC
#30

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

And yes I do find the cutting scars on her hott. When I was 19 I met a girl who I ent up dating for a few months and she was on the couch in her bra and panties like the second time I met her and I noticed cut marks on her arm, and I instantly got a boner.

Fucking sexy
2017-07-23 at 2:23 PM UTC
#31

NARCassist gollums fat coach

i met my ex at a crack session, we went back to hers and fucked like rabbits all night. i was high as fuck and never even noticed anything. the next morning i was just getting ready to go when she came out the bathroom with blood running down both hands coz she cut her wrists. i prolly shudda run a mile at that moment but stuck around and was with her for 8 years. it certainly wasn't a conventional relationship, but was very interesting and i'd do it all again. i must have been so fucking high to have not noticed her scars tho, they were pretty much equal to erins.

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2017-07-23 at 2:30 PM UTC
#32

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

^thats a hott story man. Did she have tats also or no? Was she a hipster?
2017-07-23 at 2:39 PM UTC
#33

fag Houston

I want to fuck a girl with blackface on.
2017-07-23 at 2:53 PM UTC
#34

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^thats a hott story man. Did she have tats also or no? Was she a hipster?

she had some tats but not like erin^, no she wasn't a hipster. she had bad bipolar and had been through a real rough time as a teenager. i'm not sure why i even find the cut scars so hot, i think its either coz it shows a real vulnerability in a chick which is hot, or whether coz its also a sign that they are a bit crazy, which i also find hot. prolly a bit of both i guess.

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2017-07-23 at 3:07 PM UTC
#35

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Wasp Sugar It get hard to understand me my jaw keep lockin,

And I ain't even trying to talk cause my jaw keep lockin.

Lockjaw gang.

sorry what? getting lockjaw gets you hard? WTF

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2017-07-23 at 3:10 PM UTC
#36

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Bill Krozby I don't really no to be honest, probably pussy, but I like to mix it up and swap holes. I have such a huge dick that my gf gets lock jaw from blowing me, but even though I haven't ever came from a bj from her it still feels really good.

the only huge dick you have is the one jammed up your asshole spewing nigger cum all up inside your lower colon.
2017-07-23 at 3:15 PM UTC
#37

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by fag I want to fuck a girl with blackface on.

just fuck a black chick dude, they are as hot as white chicks. and when you open up them flaps you'll see they're all white inside anyways.

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2017-07-23 at 3:17 PM UTC
#38

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by NARCassist just fuck a black chick dude, they are as hot as white chicks. and when you open up them flaps you'll see they're all white inside anyways

...says the virgin.

PSA: if you open up the flaps...and it's white inside...it's time to leave. I mean, immediately...without getting dressed, don't pass go, and don't collect $200.
2017-07-23 at 3:29 PM UTC
#39

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

You are a hipster. Just stop. Stop fucking anyone. You need to get your sexual shit figured out; without fucking other people.

Spend some time alone dude.
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- mashlehash
2017-07-23 at 3:39 PM UTC
#40

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by Kinkou You are a hipster. Just stop. Stop fucking anyone. You need to get your sexual shit figured out; without fucking other people.

Spend some time alone dude.

what are you talking about?

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