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Posts by NARCassist

  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    touché obbe, you sprung my ninja edit, ha




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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    why would you piss in the tub you dirty mungrol? that's what a sink is for. and what's more its right next to the bath ffs. why wouldn't you just take that extra step? what a dirty fucking slob.




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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    fuck

    Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-07-24T18:06:20.881743+00:00
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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Thought this was a cranberries Fred




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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny

    Yae or nae?

    definite trap




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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock bullshit. every chick I associate with and have been with sexually says uncircumcised dicks are nasty.

    notice how few uncircumcised dicks are in porn…

    foreskin is for wild animals and handsome and well tanned individuals.

    chicks love that cock flavor, and the foreskin retains it more. even tho a lot of chicks won't admit to it most of the time, but you know what chicks are like for that shit.




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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by aldra I dunno, I think it's pretty funny that they think they're in any way passable:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4720274/ISIS-fighters-dress-WOMEN-make-flee-Mosul.html

    fuck me, what a cunt, lol

    A Jihadist attempted to flee Mosul in a disguise similar to a pantomime dame, but was caught when he forgot to shave off his beard and moustache.

    The ISIS fighter was trying to get away from the former militant stronghold as the city was recaptured, but didn't quite get his escape plan right.

    Dressed in women's clothes and with elaborate make-up, the bearded man forgot to get rid of his facial hair.




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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    her clit looks like malices dick

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=130527421




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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1515867207




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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i so wanna try this now

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1402635003

    if u no want 2 click link, go to pornhub and search 'amazing ty dick in peehole'.




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    Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-07-25T14:16:37.284836+00:00
  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 I present my wife


    but do you

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=798099041

    tho?




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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mashlehash nigga you're fucked up

    she ate his food man, WTF? you don't just eat a nigga's food without giving a little something back to eat. and she ate all the food, there's nothing else left for him to eat. you wanna see a nigga go hungry?




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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    see Bill Krozby, that^ is one reason i don't post pix.




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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you do know that presently the average CEO earns 49x what the average worker in his company earns, and can be as high as 200x. i'm guessing you're not factoring this into your argument.




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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon You are a retard.

    I'll shut you down with a self evident truth again; if hiring free men was more profitable/desirable, they would have done so.

    and what do they do now?




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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader your penis is short if it doesnt reach the cervix.

    very, very short.

    i shall investigate this avenue further.
  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock what i spray out of my meat firehose into your purty mouth thats going to drown you is salty and frothy



    once again, as usual, youre not only mistaken and incorrect…youre a fucking retard that has no clue what youre talking about because youre a fucking retard faggot nigger.

    prodigy and compuserve, mother fucker. then a few years before that was a commodore 64 on a modem the size of a toaster oven with a cassette player as data storage…which technically counts as graphics because pics were possible using assorted characters of the ascii fonts.

    now suck it. suck it long. suck it hard. and inhale deeply when i tsunami my ballsack into your lungs, bitch

    the only bit of that that made me lol was 'a modem the size of a toaster oven'.




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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon What is more difficult:

    - Handing in a resignation and searching for a new job while dealing with the financial strain of frictional unemployment

    - Breaking your chains and escaping in the freezing night while being hunted by packs of dogs and keepers, who are legally allowed to kill you. Then once you escape the estate and your pursuers give up for a while, walking barefoot across Louisiana in the freezing cold and baking heat for months, over hundreds of miles, knowing that any contact with civilization till you reach a free state (after the point in history when those became "a thing") or Canada, that you risked being carted back off to your legal owners, who could kill you are make your life into eternal torment.







    You don't seem to understand the distinction between a difference of kind and a difference of degree.

    you don't seem to understand the distinction between having something to lose and not having anything to lose.

    which is prolly why you cannot get your head around this.




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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ No one has factored in that the kids might catch on and instead they themselves might try to eat their parents.

    no, you take each one aside separately and say 'you're my favorite, we'll never eat you. you, me and your mom will just eat all the others. but don't ever tell them'.




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