I want to fuck a hipster or skateboarder

2017-07-23 at 3:41 PM UTC

#41

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by infinityshock …says the virgin.

PSA: if you open up the flaps…and it's white inside…it's time to leave. I mean, immediately…without getting dressed, don't pass go, and don't collect $200.

i'm really curious to find out what the fuck happened to you to make your outlook on the world and humanity so fucking jaded. you really do look at life as so black and white, don't you? both metaphorically and literally. why is that bill, what the fuck happened to you man?

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2017-07-23 at 3:55 PM UTC

#42

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by NARCassist i'm really curious to find out what the fuck happened to you to make your outlook on the world and humanity so fucking jaded. you really do look at life as so black and white, don't you? both metaphorically and literally. why is that bill, what the fuck happened to you man?

I don't wear blinders. I see the world for what it is...and more importantly, human nature and what it is.

2017-07-23 at 4:10 PM UTC

#43

fag Houston

I want to fuck a girl with a swastika tattoo but I'm not a nazi.

2017-07-23 at 4:15 PM UTC

#44

fag Houston

2017-07-23 at 4:24 PM UTC

#45

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by fag I want to fuck a girl with a swastika tattoo but I'm not a nazi.

same...but because fuck handsome and well tanned individuals.

2017-07-23 at 4:35 PM UTC

#46

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by fag

look how she intentionally pulled up her shirt so the tattoo would be more visible.

my kind of woman

2017-07-23 at 7:01 PM UTC

#47

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

A couple nights ago I put up an ad on craigslist while drunk saying how I wanted to fuck a hipster or skateboarder and I only got 2 replies back one was a chick who invited me to her friends birthday party this evening.

Luckily the party is at a venue right down the street from me so even if I don't get my car working I just have to walk down the street. she's a hipster and horny so I will more than likely get laid. She wanted to come over last night but I had already made plans with my main squeeze a few days prior so I denied her.

And the other reply was from this younger dude like 23 that lives in san antonio and wants to visit austin and have a guy like myself show him around. I'm not into dudes, but I asked for pix and these are what he sent me lol

I don't know people still had that hair style loloool

2017-07-23 at 7:02 PM UTC

#48

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by fag

yeh i'd bang it

she got a tidy little bod on her actually.

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2017-07-23 at 7:03 PM UTC

#49

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by Bill Krozby And yes I do find the cutting scars on her hott. When I was 19 I met a girl who I ent up dating for a few months and she was on the couch in her bra and panties like the second time I met her and I noticed cut marks on her arm, and I instantly got a boner.

Fucking sexy

You are fucking weird, dude.

2017-07-23 at 7:05 PM UTC

#50

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Bill Krozby A couple nights ago I put up an ad on craigslist while drunk saying how I wanted to fuck a hipster or skateboarder and I only got 2 replies back one was a chick who invited me to her friends birthday party this evening.

Luckily the party is at a venue right down the street from me so even if I don't get my car working I just have to walk down the street. she's a hipster and horny so I will more than likely get laid. She wanted to come over last night but I had already made plans with my main squeeze a few days prior so I denied her.

And the other reply was from this younger dude like 23 that lives in san antonio and wants to visit austin and have a guy like myself show him around. I'm not into dudes, but I asked for pix and these are what he sent me lol

I don't know people still had that hair style loloool

arrange to meet him and take a fucking bat with you.

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2017-07-23 at 7:06 PM UTC

#51

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Dude, that guy looks like he fucks dead bodies.

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kroz

2017-07-23 at 7:10 PM UTC

#52

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by NARCassist arrange to meet him and take a fucking bat with you.

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I literally LOL'd.

I don't need anymore assault charges.

2017-07-23 at 7:11 PM UTC

#53

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by mashlehash Dude, that guy looks like he fucks dead bodies.

For being a major city, san antonio is such a backwards place. I didn't know people still wore affliction t-shirts and have scene hair.

I lived there for a summer about ten years ago and I left my girl friend to come back to austin.

2017-07-23 at 7:11 PM UTC

#54

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

How many assault charges have you acquired?

2017-07-23 at 7:12 PM UTC

#55

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Bill Krozby A couple nights ago I put up an ad on craigslist while drunk saying how I wanted to fuck a hipster or skateboarder and I only got 2 replies back one was a chick who invited me to her friends birthday party this evening.

Luckily the party is at a venue right down the street from me so even if I don't get my car working I just have to walk down the street. she's a hipster and horny so I will more than likely get laid. She wanted to come over last night but I had already made plans with my main squeeze a few days prior so I denied her.

And the other reply was from this younger dude like 23 that lives in san antonio and wants to visit austin and have a guy like myself show him around. I'm not into dudes, but I asked for pix and these are what he sent me lol

I don't know people still had that hair style loloool

allegedly, a dude and a chick responded to your fag advertisement and you chose to pos pics of the dude, instead of the chick.

only a faggot would do that. a straight dude would be utterly horrified and disgusted that a faggot responded to a dating ad. not only did you choose to respond to the faggot replying to your ad...you actually fucking asked him for his pics.

youre too stupid to realize this is the epitome of faggotry. the only dilemma youre facing in this situation is the faggot responding to your faggot ad isnt a nigger. go modify your post to say you only want niggers to respond because the only dick you want in your orifices is nice juicy nigger dick.

you stupid faggot nigger loving queer bitch.

2017-07-23 at 7:13 PM UTC

#56

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by mashlehash How many assault charges have you acquired?

I've been charged with 6 but only 2 stuck.

but in the last 4 years i haven't done anything like that.

2017-07-23 at 7:14 PM UTC

#57

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by NARCassist arrange to meet him and take a fucking bat with you.

yea...hed do that...but only so the long-hair faggot can use the bat as a strap-on and pummel the fuck out of his transverse colon.

2017-07-23 at 7:14 PM UTC

#58

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Bill Krozby I've been charged with 6 but only 2 stuck.

all of them against chicks and faggots pretending to be chicks.

2017-07-23 at 7:15 PM UTC

#59

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

^RETARD!

2017-07-23 at 7:16 PM UTC

#60

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^RETARD!

faggot

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