User Controls
Posts by NARCassist
-
2018-10-12 at 1:17 PM UTC in You ever take a piss, and it's less than you thought?I remember when I first started using heroin and I'd get that where you're busting to pee yet can't get anything to come out no matter what. That's a real wind up that is, lol.
. -
2018-10-12 at 1:04 PM UTC in Fucking dog owners...Their brains work by association just like ours do. They very quickly learn to associate humans with food. I'd imagine the dogs on the subway soon learn the smell of each individual station and learn to associate that smell with whatever they do in that particular area.
. -
2018-10-12 at 12:56 PM UTC in *sigh* So I was like "fuck you mom, i'll blow my head off in front of you"
-
2018-10-12 at 11:26 AM UTC in HELP!!!!!!!!!Here, grab hold of this and grip it tightly.
. -
2018-10-12 at 9:51 AM UTC in Anyone here have esp?No I don't think I'm gonna risk it.
. -
2018-10-12 at 9:49 AM UTC in Fucking dog owners...
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so you mean they evolved to use traffic lights and zebra crossings to cross a busy street ?
Its certainly possible.Street dogs in Moscow
The city of Moscow, Russia possesses a large population of homeless canines. Many operate in packs and have become accustomed to begging. Its small minority who frequent or inhabit the subway have attracted international attention for learning how to use the trains to commute between various locations.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_dogs_in_Moscow
. -
2018-10-12 at 9:38 AM UTC in Anyone here have esp?Is this another one of them kr0ztard tier Fred's?
. -
2018-10-11 at 3:20 PM UTC in I like jokes
-
2018-10-11 at 3:17 PM UTC in I like jokes
-
2018-10-11 at 3:12 PM UTC in If you could suck your own dick, do you think you could get yourself off?
Originally posted by Grimace If I could do it, I almost certainly would do it. Yes. Just crumpled in the floor in a weird little pretzel shape, bobbing wildly on my rock hard cock that's filling my entire mouth, while simultaneously scanning the door in case someone were to enter and catch me in such a vulnerable position. While deep throating my cock, I'd also be cupping my balls and gently massaging them with one hand and pressing a vibrating silver bullet into my taint until I explode all in my mouth and I expedite the cum explosion with long sucks and long strokes and harder ball squeezes as it just gushes all into my mouth and pouring back out all over my cock and balls.
As soon as my orgasm was over, I'd stand up, spit everything out, wipe my face off, wipe my entire groin area off and then feel really ashamed about myself until I did it again just hours later. :(
You've clearly put a lot of thought into that.
. -
2018-10-11 at 3:09 PM UTC in If you could suck your own dick, do you think you could get yourself off?
Originally posted by mmQ I've always found it really difficult to actually cum from a straight up blowjob.
inb4 "then you're not getting a good enough blowjob
Yeah, I know, obvoiusly there are some girls out there that know how to suck a mean cock to fruition but it really does take work, at least when you're an adult. maybe you can make a 15 year old boy cum by just giving him a silly little blowjob but as a grown man just sucking a cock doesn't really work that well, unless of course you're doing it right- long sucks, deep throats, ball play, spit, gagging, fast movements at the end if you really wanna make it happen.
There's a reason a lot of times a guy literally has to have the girl pull back and stop so he can jack off his own cock for the last little bit in order to INDUCE the CUMMING.
:)
Same, need a nice deep bareback fuck to cum properly. Even condoms give me problems at times.
. -
2018-10-11 at 3:06 PM UTC in Women's asses.
-
2018-10-11 at 1:18 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionFact is
Good times + drugs = better times
. -
2018-10-11 at 1:17 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by Jυicebox It fucking sucks. People who say "sobriety is beautiful" are fucking liars
Like those twats that say "if you need drugs to have a good time then that's pretty sad". Like you could apply that to anything really. Alcohol, expensive restaurants. Cinema, sex. Literally anything could replace that word drugs and still make the same statement.
. -
2018-10-10 at 12:16 PM UTC in I had a seizure lol
-
2018-10-10 at 12:12 PM UTC in Fucking dog owners...
Originally posted by Technologist It’s pretty common here to carry bags and clean up your dog’s shit, when they’re out on a walk.
this is the reason i just could not own a fucking dog. i don't do cleaning up turds after dogs. standing there behind a dog dropping its guts with a plastic bag waiting to swoop in after and pick that shit up. and how can people even do that with just a shitty old plastic shopping bag? surely they know those things are completely water tight and have thousands of microscopic holes in them. that is so fucking nasty.
. -
2018-10-10 at 12:08 PM UTC in Fucking dog owners...
Originally posted by Ughhu I think dog owners get some joy out of letting their animals sniff your food or crotch. They always pull them back just after it happens and give some response acting like they couldn’t control them. I think these people should be put on a leash and taught to heel. If they can’t learn just toss em in a lake with cement shoes
yeah they fucking totally do.
. -
2018-10-10 at 8:46 AM UTC in If you could suck your own dick, do you think you could get yourself off?you can make yourself cum with your own hand easy enough so i'd hazard a guess that its very possible.
. -
2018-10-09 at 11:56 PM UTC in New Linux Kernel Root Access Exploit (Mutagen Astronomy)
Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine The jedis are trying to sabotage Linux
First they were going to pay someone for finding a backdoor exploit into Linux, then they get Linus to leave and have a tranny to ruin the ecosystem for developers.
It's obvious who is behind this.
The jedis are moving towards a future completely saturated by the net and a kernel and operating system not controlled by them is their number one threat.
Not to mention Microsoft is moving towards an always online operating system as a subscription style setup.
We must fight this war and help Linux by any means, even if it means actual bloodshed.
in your head do you imagine all the jedis getting together in some kind of meeting where they then plot and conspire all this shit? like all the jedis that is, every single jedi person on the planet.
lolzies
you're a fucking retard
. -
2018-10-09 at 12:58 PM UTC in Should women be charged with a crime for making false rape allegations?
Originally posted by Technologist Speedy,
I’m not going to try to convince you, you seem to have your mind made up; but I will give you my reasons for believing her.
First off, I’m her age, and I sat here one day and tried to remember all the parties I went to back in my teens. Hell, I’ve pictured different parties that I went to in my mind, but most of the details are very sketchy. I know my GF took me to one but I couldn’t tell you the lay out of the house, nor can I remember most of the people that were there. That particular party my GF was being a slut and sleeping with more than one guy, so I left; guess what?….. I don’t remember who brought me home, I know it was some guy that was there, hell i don’t even remember the car, and I certainly couldn’t take you to the house. This is not the only party that I went to that the details are very sketchy, just the one that stands out in my mind. My GF couldn’t corroborate what happened with me, she was smashed. I guess I better let you know that I didn’t drink back then, only weed.
you would never forget the party where you got raped at tho.
.
