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Fucking dog owners...

  1. #41
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ughhu I think dog owners get some joy out of letting their animals sniff your food or crotch. They always pull them back just after it happens and give some response acting like they couldn’t control them. I think these people should be put on a leash and taught to heel. If they can’t learn just toss em in a lake with cement shoes

    a dog goes near my ball sack it gets a knee in whatever the most convenient impact point is.

    then let its owner say anything...
  2. #42
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by SBTlauien I actually got bit by these assholes dog while running this summer. It was at a park and they yelled, "STOP RUNNING, HE BITES PEOPLE THAT RUN!"

    At the park…

    you should have yelled back 'I KICK THE SHIT OUT OF ANYTHING THAT BITES ME'

    in all seriousness...dogs 'sense' who they should or shouldnt bite in non-territorial areas. ive eye-fucked dogs that were ape-shit barking at me on their own property and they just keep barking but back up when i approached them.

    i was in a backyard one time with two dogs going apeshit up against the glass sliding door. i opened the sliding door and they both backed up as soon as it opened.

    the worst are the bitches that try to run up on you when you turn your back.
  3. #43
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dogs are not robots.

    they shold be given freedom to think and act and express themselves as they pleased.

    do you want to be 'trained' on how you should behave ?

    youre an idiot. dogs dont 'think'...they are little more than machines that function how their evolutionary programming tells them to. and that is to follow the pack leader (or master in domestication)

    ive watched wild coyotes and they eat, shit, fuck, sleep, and thats it. their only purpose.
  4. #44
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Not really. My dog jumps at anything suspicious when I walk her...loud noises, quick movements.
    She's extremely docile at home, but if someone knocks on the door she turns into a beast, barking at the window beside the door. If I'm in my room, she will sit at my bedroom door barking until I come look.
    When I open my front door, she jumps in front of me.

    I didn't train her, that's how she is.
  5. #45
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    fuck dogs they're useless, ugly and dumb (like handsome and well tanned individuals)
    Why would anyone want a disgusting creature in their presence?
    Sure some can be oogly and cuddly but they are so inferior to cats
    cats are like real people
    you can cuddle with them and like real people (dogs are NPCS) they get pissed off and leave if you invade their space for too long
  6. #46
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol.
    I don't like cats.
  7. #47
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    They're so adorbs
    I love playing around with them and trying to communicate with them and understand their perspective and personality
    Last year I was living with a woman who had a cat named Dipstick, we would play around all the time, he would come running up to my room checking the place out and scoping me out I would just absorb it all as I would with a human and actually engage with him
    It's really special that you can actually have an experience like that with a non-human
    When I get a home and a cat he's going to be my best friend
  8. #48
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Their cute, just not my thing.

    Kinda finiky.
  9. #49
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Zanick pets are prisoners

    You are a clueless fuck who has no ability to communicate with anything.
  10. #50
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    You changed your avatar because you're secretly hoping some users will mistake you for Lanny and thank your posts. The only evidence anybody needs to look at to prove this is your thank-post ratio vs. Lanny's. You're a shallow cretin and you have no business criticizing anyone for how they communicate when you yourself rely on deception to garner approval.
  11. #51
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Zanick pets are prisoners

    Thank you for opening my eyes. I just went out and liberated my neighbor's poor pooch from his backyard. He was so happy to be free he ran right out into the road and got flattened by a car.

    As I watched my neighbor's little girl sink down next to his mangled, twitching body, I chastised her for keeping Spot prisoner all these years. When she hugged his corpse and wailed harder, I simply said, "See? Even now you refuse to let him go. You should thank me." Then I turned away in disgust.

    You're right, Zanick. That souless kid needs to find another way of managing her fucking seizures than enslaving an innocent canine.
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  12. #52
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Zanick You changed your avatar because you're secretly hoping some users will mistake you for Lanny and thank your posts. The only evidence anybody needs to look at to prove this is your thank-post ratio vs. Lanny's. You're a shallow cretin and you have no business criticizing anyone for how they communicate when you yourself rely on deception to garner approval.

    Fooled me. At first for a moment I thought, "Hey, Lanny's becoming less of a dull faggot."

    8.5/10 would trade
  13. #53
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Don't feel guilty that the dog was killed by a car. Motorists are responsible for the deaths of millions of animals, and eventually, they too will realize their moral obligation. That's another battle we'll have to fight. She can take Depakote.
  14. #54
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Zanick Don't feel guilty that the dog was killed by a car. Motorists are responsible for the deaths of millions of animals, and eventually, they too will realize their moral obligation. That's another battle we'll have to fight. She can take Depakote.

    Oh I don't. I know I did the right thing.

    The doberman I liberated next found his way to the children's playground and is now working to decrease the surplus population. Bless him.
  15. #55
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Good, children are horrible creatures. Somehow I'm comforted knowing that your kid's dad posts here. Maybe it'll grow up to be a terrorist and make the neurotypicals feel less safe in their homes.
  16. #56
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Zanick Good, children are horrible creatures. Somehow I'm comforted knowing that your kid's dad posts here. Maybe it'll grow up to be a terrorist and make the neurotypicals feel less safe in their homes.

    Yeah, so are old people. I think that was my favorite rescue mission. I freed that decrepit old widow's dog down the block, and she overdosed afew days later having nothing left to live for.

    My son will certainly be a terrorist. He will terrorize handsome and well tanned individuals and niggers alike in the war to reclaim Europe and halt white genocide.
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  17. #57
    Originally posted by infinityshock youre an idiot. dogs dont 'think'…they are little more than machines that function how their evolutionary programming tells them to. and that is to follow the pack leader (or master in domestication)

    ive watched wild coyotes and they eat, shit, fuck, sleep, and thats it. their only purpose.

    so you mean they evolved to use traffic lights and zebra crossings to cross a busy street ?
  18. #58
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so you mean they evolved to use traffic lights and zebra crossings to cross a busy street ?

    Its certainly possible.

    Street dogs in Moscow

    The city of Moscow, Russia possesses a large population of homeless canines. Many operate in packs and have become accustomed to begging. Its small minority who frequent or inhabit the subway have attracted international attention for learning how to use the trains to commute between various locations.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_dogs_in_Moscow



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  19. #59
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    I have 2 dogs that stay in the backyard: A Pitbull and a Blue Mastiff, 2 teacup Chihuahua's that stay in the house.
  20. #60
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Zanick You changed your avatar because you're secretly hoping some users will mistake you for Lanny and thank your posts. The only evidence anybody needs to look at to prove this is your thank-post ratio vs. Lanny's. You're a shallow cretin and you have no business criticizing anyone for how they communicate when you yourself rely on deception to garner approval.


    Is that what's important to you? The approval of people you don't know?
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