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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny he can roll.

    he could prolly flabby ripple across the floor like he doing the caterpillar




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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny based in your hear-say or experience ?

    you know there's talk on the darknet there is a pedo handbook that is very detailed on how to abuse children. you know anything about it?


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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny it takes a brave man to lose,

    because cowards run.

    don't sound like golm could run too far


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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny says who ?

    if nature / god didnt intended for adult men to fuck kids then kids wouldnt be fuckable by adult men.

    have you seen a female puppys vagina ?

    thats right. no orrifice. totally, absolutely, categorically unfuckable; by men or dogs.

    it causes a lot of damage when you fuck children you know.

    i support this, even tho they say it doesn't really work anyway, fuck em.


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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dildos should come with pull chords.

    don't use them personally but anyone smart would think of attaching one themselves. we've all heard the emergency room tales of ketchup bottles and light bulbs enough times.


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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by WellHung holy hell



    Originally posted by GGG What was your surgery for? Do you have a scar for it? I have a scar like 1.5ft long from heart surgery. It's pretty gnarly.

    Also have several scars from when I went psychotic at hydro's while on 750ug of AL-LAD and jumped over/got dragged under a barbed wire fence while naked. Like maybe 10 scars lol. I'm sure hydro would love to tell the story. Biggest goes from hip to 3/4 of my thigh. Then there's another one right next to it that starts where it ends and comes down to my knee.

    Whenever I'm nekkid with people (or sometimes not even) they want to know what's up with all the scars. I usually just tell them I fought a tiger or got into a sword fight so I don't have to explain all the surgery, dog bites, falls, mental illness, drunk people, and otherwise all around life time of fuckery that has resulted in having as many scars as I do. If they really give a fuck they'll push like 'noreallytho' and I'll tell them, but it's kind of embarrassing to get into and I don't wanna bother with most people.

    idk y im telling this 2 u tho ur gay as hel boi i dont associate with homoz

    lolwut you had heart surgery at your age? you must be even fatter than i realized.

    also, you tell the tiger and sword stories coz you too embarrassed to say you lost a whole bunch of fights. its losers who walk away with battle scars.


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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    not much really. had a javelin thrown at me in school which went in the side of my foot and had a few stitches. then got my right arm broke at football when i was 17 and had a metal plate put on it.


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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Ghost Convert to Trianglism it's the religion that promotes living forever

    thats what all religions promise tho


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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    no i was a double winning motherfucker. i havn't lost since.


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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you need an alt


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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    imagine having a legit successful business and then making the humongous error of making Bill Krozby your CEO?

    hope his liability insurance is up to date. lol


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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Technologist Okie dokie Narc. I know how it went down, just not in the mood to explain it.



    ookaayy


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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    hey, wtf happened to my motherfucker status? i thought that was permanent WTFFF


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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    oh yeah, that was it

    Sent: 2017-06-05 at 6:26 PM UTC
    You've received a new mark in the taboo forum game. Your mark is Malice, your goal is to make them post the phrase "printer". You may also be marked now.

    You can check your current status in the game or opt out at any time here.


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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ Here I am and what do you want?

    Here I am 2 and what do you want?


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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I think everyone has an expectation of Privacy in the restroom whether ur in someone else's home or not. Lol wtf

    They have cameras in dressing rooms, but they have signs posted.

    yet filming your guests having sex in your house is perfectly legal?

    talk about double standards, much.

    A Helotes man who was caught on a hidden Nanny Cam video molesting a 5-year-old girl he was helping his wife babysit was sentenced Tuesday to 30 years in prison.

    Vietnam combat medic Martin Kenneth Ewald, 61, tearfully described a recent suicide attempt and said that he, too, was a childhood victim of molestation as he asked state District Judge Melisa Skinner for mercy. Under a plea agreement reached in March, prosecutors agreed to seek no more than 30 years.

    https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local_news/article/Molester-caught-on-Nanny-Cam-gets-30-year-sentence-3578509.php#photo-2971808




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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Ghost Nope. I can sometimes even understand words in languages I don't know.

    most english speakers can if its a word from a germanic language.



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Archer513 For the same reason dudes want a tight vag,chics want a fat dong.

    Although,lazy bishes can tighten that bad boy up. Dudes with pencil dicks are stuck.

    There’s no excuse for a woman being able to easily take 2 plus fingers.

    i only ever met one chick that couldn't take 2 fingers, but she was a chick who had been badly sexually abused as a kid and was psychologically causing it to tighten up. other than that pretty much any chick can take 4 if you work at it and get her nicely wet and loosened up a bit.



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny it takes men with big balls to admit they have small penis.

    for what i lacked in barrel size i made up in ammo capacity.

    tell that to most chicks coz whether they admit it or not size does matter.



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Wow, 48 people on your staff turning up dead don't sound like just coincidence.



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